Seasons & Episodes
Fashion
After awakening with a hangover, vain public relations agent Edina 'Eddie' Monsoon frantically prepares to launch a majo
Fat
Unable to fit into the majority of her clothes, Edina becomes determined to lose weight. At the office, she is horrified
France
Edina and Patsy holiday in France, where they find themselves staying in a rustic cottage, rather than the château they
Iso Tank
Patsy helps Edina break in her new isolation tank upstairs, while Saffy works with classmates on a presentation for her
Birthday
Edina is none too pleased about her fortieth birthday. As opposed to the glamourous, star-studded surprise party she had
Magazine
Patsy, temporarily staying with the Monsoons, becomes jealous when Edina reconnects with an old boyfriend. During one of
Hospital
Patsy becomes the subject of a tabloid sex scandal following an affair with a married MP. Edina checks into a hospital f
Death
When Edina's father dies, a grief-stricken Saffy is horrified by her mother's apathy. However, once she realises her own
Morocco
Edina and Patsy travel to Marrakech for a photo shoot. They're accompanied by Saffy, who is interested in studying the l
New Best Friend
Edina frantically organises her cluttered house in order to host old friends Bettina and Max, who were once obsessed wit
Poor
Edina discovers that both Marshall and Justin have cut off their alimony. After Saffy conspires with Edina's accountant,
Birth
Patsy falls asleep with a lit cigarette, and accidentally burns down the Monsoons' kitchen. She and Edina later plan a n
Door Handle
Saffy grows impatient with Edina's unwillingness to have their kitchen remodelled after Patsy accidentally burnt it down
Happy New Year
As Edina and Patsy prepare to attend an underground New Year's Eve rave, they receive an unexpected visit from Patsy's e
Sex
Patsy convinces Edina to hire two male prostitutes for an orgy on the night of Saffy's uni presentation. However, Edina
Jealous
Edina becomes frustrated when she loses a prestigious PR award to rival Claudia Bing, despite having bribed the judges.
Fear
Edina is left feeling helpless after Saffy leaves home to attend university. Patsy loses her job when Ella magazine fold
The End
Edina joins a New Age commune, but struggles to fit in and quickly becomes bored. Patsy is disillusioned with her new jo
Parralox
Edina, now overseeing a television production company, is slated to make a guest appearance with client Twiggy on Richar
Fish Farm
When Saffy hires a handsome landscape gardener to redesign the backyard, Patsy recognises him as Jago Balfour, the young
Paris
Patsy is excited to be joining young supermodel Erin O'Connor for a magazine photo shoot in Paris. Edina and a reluctant
Donkey
Edina enrolls in a boot-camp fitness programme and subjects herself to a strict diet, after being ridiculed for her weig
Small Opening
Saffy's first play, Self-Raising Flower, a look at her troubled relationship with Edina, is due to open at a local theat
Menopause
Bubble accidentally emails Edina's clients' details to Claudia Bing, who poaches most of Edina's clients, including Twig
Cleanin'
Edina's home is a mess, and she has done some more remodelling as usual. The changes include a pool in her bathroom, and
Book Clubbin'
Edina has a nightmare about Saffy's baby trying to stab her. It turns out that the face of the nightmare baby belongs to
Panickin'
Edina builds a panic room. Patsy is at her shop, Jeremy's, when Minnie Driver enters. Patsy, determined to become Minnie
Huntin', Shootin' & Fishin'
Edina begins an ad campaign for Prince Charles' biscuits, and claims that it is 'by royal appointment'. She begins to as
Birthin'
Saffy is preparing her home birth kit, as she's due anytime. Meanwhile, Patsy is the hostess of the Style Awards at the
Schmoozin'
Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete is a tape engineer who used to work at Abbey Road during the time that the Beatles recorded
Exploitin'
Patsy has booked Saffy's baby Jane (Lola) for a photo shoot with Jean-Paul Gaultier. Gran usually babysits Jane on Thurs
Identity
Edina collects Saffy from prison, where she served two years for (unknowingly) providing asylum seekers with forged pass
Job
When Saffy berates Edina for being lazy and incompetent, Edina and Patsy decide to impress her by booking her favourite
Olympics
Edina decides to rent out her house to Michael Douglas during the Summer Olympics, hoping it will lead to prestigious A-
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