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How to Get a Date

Need tips on how to get a date? Booze Lightyear has all the answers. As certified pickup artists, you should try our pat

Worst Marriage Proposals of All Time

Here at Booze Lightyear, we're pretty bad with relationship stuff. So naturally, we thought we'd try our hand at marriag

How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Ever wonder how to get out of it? Let Booze Lightyear help you out. We've got all the ans

How to Ace a Job Interview

Czech out these Booze Lightyear tips on how to land your dream job.

Was That Racist?

Ever said anything that could be construed as racist? I haven't. Okay, I'm lying. I actually have. There was this one ti

Was That Sexist?

Ever said something sexist? Booze Lightyear never has. And I never have either. Nope. Never. I have never once in my lif

Was That Homophobic?

This week Booze Lightyear explores the topic of homophobia. Homophobia is a real thing, y'all. It's not just some made u

Guys Describe a Vagina

This week the men of Booze Lightyear take the time to describe the female genitalia to you - aka the vagina. A big thank

How to Talk to Your Ex

This week the Booze Lightyear crew shows you how to talk to an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend. Not that I've ever been in

What's Really in Taco Bell Meat?

Ever wondered what's really in Taco Bell meat? Booze Lightyear has the answer. Also, Kelly had to go out of town to atte

World's Worst Weatherman

This week all of us over here at Booze Lightyear (minus Kelly who had to attend a wedding) show you exactly what it woul

How to Flirt with Women Using Internet Comments

For some reason when women appear on camera people leave some of the most vile and repulsive comments. So we here at Boo

21 Things You Shouldn't Say in Bed

Have you ever said the wrong thing in bed? Of course you have. You're you! Well, this week on Booze Lightyear we explore

If Advertising Were Accurate

This week we explore the accuracy of marketing and advertising, and its effect on the overall global economy as well as

Helping ISIS Recruit Teen Girls

This week we offend ISIS. I know. I know. Only a terrible horrible no good person would offend ISIS. But yeah, that's ki

Everything Wrong with American News Media

In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we take a look at how cable news outlets handle simple news stories. Oh, you'd like

Feminists Hate Your Penis

This week Booze Lightyear takes on modern feminism and equality. Is it weird that I say "hello"? Don't people normally s

What Do Emojis Really Mean?

Emojis are totally awesome, bro. They're straight up yolo, swag, and other slang words. But what do they mean? Pass the

We Don't Serve Gays

This one time Booze Lightyear and I served a gay guy in restaurant we were working at. Immediately afterwards, we all we

The News on Drugs

This week, Booze Lightyear takes on The War on Drugs and the US drug policy. Fun fact: We're all extreme method actors,

World's Worst Uber Driver

This week, Booze Lightyear tackles what not to do as an Uber Driver. Collectively, we're not sure why anyone would take

I Could Be President

Think you're smart enough to run for president? We here at Booze Lightyear definitely aren't. But we thought we'd say "f

35 Things You Can't Say to Kids

I shall not write a description for Booze Lightyear this week. Enjoy the 35 things you can't say to your children.

Who's Gonna Host Equals Three?

Weirdest Job Interview Ever

Yup. Booze Lightyear is out there looking for employment again. So we went and did this job interview at this really coo

I Hope You Laugh

Is it Gif or Gif?

Sluts Are Awesome

This week Booze Lightyear takes on sluts. No, I don't mean we literally take on sluts. That would be gross and sexual an

Puppet Porn

Have you ever seen puppets go wild? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we're very used to seeing puppets goi

World's Worst Criminal

In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we examine some of the world's worst criminals. These guys are absolutely terrible a

I Hope You Laugh #2

This week on Booze Lightyear we stand in front of a green screen and crack jokes about moving images. I know, I know. It

14 Terrible Ways to Dump Your Girlfriend

Ever had to break up with your girlfriend? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we just found ourselves breaki

My Thoughts on Breaking Up

Awwwwwww yeahhhhh! Booze Lightyear is back with another video about break ups. We make breaking up look easy. Don't be f

6 Idiots at a Funeral

Booze Lightyear trolls a funeral! GOT EEM!!!

I Hope You Laugh #3

Yet again, another green screen video with jokes.

World's Worst Lawyer

Need an attorney? Need a lawyer? Need a cuddle buddy? Call Booze Lightyear. Our attorneys at Booze Lightyear are also la

Honey, Do I Look Fat?

What do you do when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat? Well, we here at Booze Lightyear have no fucking clue. Se

6 Signs You Hate Your Job

Sup, bitch. Watch this totally amazing Booze Lightyear video about hating your job or we'll all track you down and steal

I Hope You Laugh #4

You want the GIFS? We got the GIFS.

Sex Questions You Don't Want to Ask

Got sex questions? Well, we ask the awkward sex questions so you don't have to. Thank god for us asking these or you'd n

How I Beat Depression

Made a little video discussing my occasional struggle with depression. Depression is obviously a very complex issue that

Sex Questions You Don't Want to Ask #2

Got MORE sex questions? Great, we have more answers which lead to more sex questions. This time the ladies are asking th

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