Seasons & Episodes
Who's for Swordfish?
In the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire precinct and avoiding
Something Nice for Sol
Gunther Toody drives the entire station batty chairing the committee to get everyone's favorite desk Sgt. Sol Abrams a s
Home Sweet Sing Sing
The boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately, Benny has other id
Change Your Partner
Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car pair last only 16 mon
I Won't Go
Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's burea
Muldoon's Star
Toody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's mother's house. It turns out, Muldoon is a
The Paint Job
A car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol
Love Finds Muldoon
Lucille plays matchmaker for Francis.
The Gypsy Curse
The boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the gypsy puts a curse on Toody.
Thirty Days Notice
Gunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their crumbling apartment.
Catch Me on the Paar Show
After a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of a fellow officer he
The Taming of Lucille
Toody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after seeing a stirring perf
Put It in the Bank
The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $
Get Well, Officer Schnauser
While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them nab notorious bank
Christmas at the 53rd
The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Block & Muldoon, a hea
The Sacrifice
Muldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take the test to become a sergeant.
Boom, Boom, Boom
The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the old man" Capt. Block. The rules require all 1
Toody & Muldoon Crack Down
After the police chief drives through Toody & Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of violations he sees he o
Toody's Paradise
Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's
How High Is Up?
Muldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch over the police regulation and putting him ov
Toody and the Art World
Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Sunset (from the New J
What Happened to Thursday?
The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schnausers. Toody convin
How Smart Can You Get?
The smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, now that Muldoon has
Today I Am a Man
Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in the Bronx". When hi
No More Pickpockets
The boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpockets. One skilled pilferer turns the tide on T
The Beast Who Walked the Bronx
Burkholtz, relegated to the Lost & Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxity is the only choice to sub for Capt. Bloc
The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser
Leo and Sylvia Schnauser decide to renew their vows with a large wedding ceremony.
The Auction
The boys of the 53rd Precinct pull together to buy Captain Block the matching Aleutian Ceremonial Chair he desires to co
Quiet! We're Thinking
Gunther and Lucille's 11-year-old nephew Marvin, in the Big Apple for a Boy Scout event, helps Toody and Muldoon crack t
I Love Lucille
Lucille dyes her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out.
Hail to the Chief
Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the
One Sleepy People
Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other.
A Man Is Not an Ox
When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys tr
Schnauser's Last Ride
The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.
Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch
When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will t
Occupancy, August 1st
Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it'
Remember St. Petersburg
A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists
That's Show Business
Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financi
Toody Undercover
Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patr
I Hate Captain Block
When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hate
A Star Is Born in the Bronx
Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.
Pretzel Mary
The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they
142 Tickets on the Aisle
When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pione
Stop Thief
After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him
Je T'Adore Muldoon
To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly
The White Elephant
A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53
Benny the Bookie's Last Chance
Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and whe
The Presidential Itch
An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood C
Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians
The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.
Here We Go Again
Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?
The Star Boarder
Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a payi
The Biggest Day of the Year
After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure ou
Here Comes Charlie
The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't
See You at the Bar Mitzvah
When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated
I've Been Here Before
A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Off
Joan Crawford Didn't Say No
When a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to
Lucille Is 40
Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptiv
The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser
Sylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers.
Puncher & Judy
At the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champ
The Curse of the Snitkins
A jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes.
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