Seasons & Episodes
Arrivederci Roma
Aulus is given the Governor's job as a suitable punishment for accidentally insulting the Holy Roman Emperors' girlfrien
What's Your Poison?
Aulus tries to win over the Brits by doing an early morning walkabout and arranging a banquet. Grasientus buys poison f
The Girl of My Dreams
Aulus is having troubled dreams and tries to have them interpreted. A tribe of female warriors demands a male sacrifice
One for the Road
Aulus pledges to build a Roman road from Chelmsford to London but the proposed route goes straight through a brothel tha
Vidi, Vici, Veni
Badvoc is kidnapped by two Triconi. Aulus decides to 'protect' Gargamadua. Badvoc outwits the Triconi and talks them in
Peeled Grapes and Pedicures
Aulus decides to liven up Chelmsford with the Festival of Saturnalia. As part of the revelry, a fool is made king for a
Heads You Lose
Aulus is depressed because Badvoc always runs rings around him. He consults with a psychiatrist and confronts his anger
Get Well Soon
A great heatwave hits Chelmsford, giving the Romans an opportunity for to top up their tans and Britons to die of thirst
Bird Trouble
Badvoc attempts to relieve Aulus Paulinus of a priceless ring and use it to exact sexual favours, incurring the wrath of
Odi et Amo
Aulus' repulsive right-hand man Grasientus, winner of 'The Ugliest Git in the Empire', falls in love with a beautiful Br
The Secret War
Things are quiet in Chelmsford. Too quiet. Aulus hasn't heard anything of Badvoc for weeks, which can only mean one of t
Mine's a Double
Aulus' priceless statue of the heavenly twins is stolen by Badvoc. Confusion arises when he tries to get it back...
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