Seasons & Episodes
Episode 1
Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad cl
Episode 2
Things get tense after Cat sneezed on Lola. Meanwhile, Briggs tries to get Glen back on the police force.
Episode 3
The Chief calls a staff meeting to discuss Lola's nonexistent brain tumor.
Episode 4
The Chief tries to help a boy who has aged rapidly. Meanwhile, Blake tries to help people via the healing power of laugh
Episode 5
Another doctor tries to use Blake's method: the healing power of laughter.
Episode 6
In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.
Episode 7
Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.
Episode 8
Blake challenges Nate to a competition where the two doctors must perform surgery using only the healing power of laught
Episode 9
Blake tells Lola he knows her brain tumor is fake. Meanwhile, Glen tries to get revenge on Cat's new boyfriend.
Episode 10
In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.
I See Her Face Everywhere
As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 ye
No One Can Replace Her
Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies
I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost
Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy E
Give a Painted Brother a Break
Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling h
Joke Overload
The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child
The End of the Middle
An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete wi
Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mi
Hot Enough for You?
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped.
The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself
A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee m
Show Me On Montana
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve
You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?
The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whethe
The Sultan's Finger - LIVE
In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown mak
Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.
Ward 8
Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief
Black Doctor
Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the d
Home Is Where the Hospital Is
The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own
Nip/Tug
A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try
The '70s Episode
Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.
Father's Day
Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a tr
Stryker Bites the Dust
The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).
Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
The doctors go back in time.
Munch by Proxy
Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess
The Night Shift
The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.
The Chet Episode
A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.
Party Down
A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.
Newsreaders
Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.
The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.
Staff Dance
Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.
Chief's Origin
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
Free Day
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
Behind the Scenes
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
The Return of the Young Billionaire
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
British Hospital
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
Ladies Night
Single mothers receive discounts.
A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
A Year In the Life
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
Attention Staff
Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.
Childrens Lawspital
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.
Wisedocs
The Mafia run wild in the hospital.
Eulogy
The death of a cast member is examined.
A New Hope
The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.
Triangles
Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.
C-Word
A plane crash threatens a night of entertainment on the base.
Country Weekend
The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.
Imaginary Friends
The doctors rally to save a ward for imaginary friends.
The Gang Gets Sushi
When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.
Old Fashioned Day
It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.
Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm
Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.
Wine Tasting
Blaken
A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch
Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Includes fairies, a donkey head, hydraulics and poison
My Friend Falcon
David Wain's personal documentary about his friendship and rivalry with Just Falcon.
Coming and Going
The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.
Five Years Later
Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.
Codename: Jennifer
The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.
We Are Not Our DNA!
Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.
Fan Fiction
Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen and the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.
With Great Power . . .
Lola may have a superpower, and Blake and Dori seek parenting advice.
Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac
Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lind
Up at 5
The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.
Koontz is Coming
Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.
Sperm Bank Heist
In a quest to get pregnant, Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.
Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist
When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.
Me, Owen
Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.
The 27 Club
After a newspaper calls him a "rock star surgeon," Glenn worries that he will die on his upcoming 27th birthday.
Home Life of a Doctor
Glenn returns to Sao Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.
Kick Me
When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.
Kids Hospital
In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns
One Million Saved
A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childr
Sy's Tenure
When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jet
Doctor Beth
Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens
The Show You Watch
A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious
DOY
Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even thou
Show Me a Hero
When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other
By the Throat
After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospi
Childrens Horsepital
A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's
Through the Eyes of a Falcon
In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospi
Grandparents Day
It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they'r
Hump Cola
Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to
The Grid, Part One
When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they t
The Grid, Part Two
When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they t
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