Seasons & Episodes
The Pants Tent
An innocent bunch-up in Larry's trousers gives rise to an embarrassing situation.
Ted and Mary
Larry and Cheryl's fun-filled bowling date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen ends with Larry's shoes missing.
Porno Gil
Larry sets off a bizarre chain of events (as he always seems to do) in which he is forced to attend a party at the home
The Bracelet
Larry is continually thwarted in his effort to buy a bracelet as a peacemaking gift for Cheryl.
Interior Decorator
Larry has some medical problems involving a certain bracelet. No biggy. Then larger problems arise when Larry finds out
The Wire
Hoping to bury an unsightly telephone wire dangling over their yard, Larry and Cheryl befriend a pair of bizarre neighbo
AAMCO
Jeff gets a new car, and when Larry takes it for a spin, a commercial comes on the radio for AAMCO, with a noise soundin
Beloved Aunt
When Cheryl's aunt dies, Larry is left in charge of the obituary. But when the newspaper accidentally places ""beloved c
Affirmative Action
Larry gets himself in trouble, when he makes a racist-like comment to Richard's friend. Also, Larry inadvertently loses
The Group
Larry runs into his old girlfriend, and she asks him to escort her to an incest-survivors meeting. Cheryl is asked to co
The Car Salesman
Larry David and his wife purchase a new oceanfront home owned by a television star's agent. Meanwhile, Larry shocks his
Thor
Jeff leaves his wife Susie, and worries that his private life will become public in court. Jeff's concern affects Larry,
Trick or Treat
Larry offends two uncostumed trick-or-treaters by not giving them candy, so they show him the "trick" side of Halloween.
The Shrimp Incident
Larry is labeled a misogynist when he believes an HBO Network executive took some shrimp from of his meal, following a m
The Thong
Larry and Richard Lewis, who both see the same psychotherapist, plot ways of ending their respective relationships with
The Acupuncturist
Larry promises to pay an acupuncturist $5,000 if he can cure his neck. Meanwhile, a struggling writer asks Larry for a $
The Doll
At the screening of a miniseries, the young daughter of a TV executive asks Larry to cut the hair off a beloved doll. Wh
Shaq
Larry is villainized for accidentally tripping Shaquille O'Neal at a Lakers game, but the incident ironically ends up br
The Baptism
Larry can't believe that the Jewish man who is marrying Cheryl's sister is converting to Christianity. Richard Lewis acc
The Massage
Cheryl's psychic busts Larry for a naughty massage, and a restaurant owner busts Larry for stealing forks.
Chet's Shirt
While comforting a friend whose husband passed away, Larry and Cheryl comment on the husband's shirt. Larry then goes to
The Benadryl Brownie
Thanks to Larry's miscommunication on his new cell phone, Richard Lewis' girlfriend succumbs to peanut allergies a week
Club Soda and Salt
Larry, Jeff, and Ted scramble to find a chef for the new restaurant, but Larry doesn't like Ted's recommendation. While
The Nanny from Hell
Larry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie encounter a ""nanny from hell"" whose reign of terror is thwarted by ten sponge cakes. Lar
The Terrorist Attack
A rumored threat of a terrorist attack undermines a benefit performance by Alanis Morissette at the home of one of Larry
The Special Section
Larry's mother dies while he's shooting a film in New York City, but he doesn't find out until he returns to Los Angeles
The Corpse-Sniffing Dog
Over a makeup dinner with the Braudys, Larry openly ponders the question, ""When a husband pays the check, do you have t
Krazee-Eyez Killa
Larry is accused of betraying the confidences of Wanda's boyfriend, Crazy-Eyez Killa, a rapper he met at a party. Later,
Mary, Joseph and Larry
Larry proves himself an unskilled Christmas tipper, while both Larry and Jeff prove incompetent at creating believable a
The Grand Opening
Larry figures out a way to fire a chef, and alienate an important restaurant critic, in the days before his new restaura
Mel's Offer
After going to a Karaoke bar that Mel Brooks is performing at, Mel is so impressed with Larry's singing that he asks Lar
Ben's Birthday Party
Ben Stiller gets upset when Larry refuses to sing "Happy Birthday" to him. Larry then hits him in the eye with a toothp
The Blind Date
Larry sets up his blind friend on a date with a muslim woman.
The Weatherman
Larry David has a huge problem with name tags. In the process Larry reveals a bathroom preference that disgusts Jeff. Te
The 5 Wood
A bag of cashews and rasins threatens Larry's working relationship with David Schwimmer; a dirty locker and a golf club
The Car Pool Lane
To get to a Dodgers game, Larry finds a creative way to use the HOV lane. Then, he finds himself in a bit of trouble wh
The Surrogate
Larry decides to buy a surrogate mother a gift, but it backfires. He tries (and fails) to pass a routine physical and u
Wandering Bear
The purschasing of a video endangers Larry's relationship with his secretary, Antoinette, and almost kills Jeff and Susi
The Survivor
Larry and Cheryl prepare to renew their wedding vows; Larry mulls an offer from his dry cleaner.
Opening Night
The show travels to New York City as Larry prepares to open on Broadway in "The Producers".
The Larry David Sandwich
As the Jewish high holy days approach, a near-death experience, coupled with a comment made by his father, leaves Larry
The Bowtie
Larry seeks professional help to secure information about his past. Meanwhile, his place as a gay rights supporter hits
The Christ Nail
A undergarment purchase for his housekeeper lands Larry in hot water, while his father-in-law's fondness for The Passion
Kamikaze Bingo
Larry wonders how a Japanese WWII veteran can call himself a kamikaze, and feels a nursing home bingo game may not be on
Lewis Needs a Kidney
When Richard Lewis finds out he needs a kidney transplant, he finds two friends who match him, leaving them to decide wh
The Smoking Jacket
His father's smoking jacket and ""bathroom contamination"" cause grief for Larry.
The Seder
Cheryl puts on a Passover Seder, which Larry promptly finds numerous ways to ruin.
The Ski Lift
Anticipating having to give a kidney to Richard Lewis, Larry tries to develop a contingency plan should he need a kidney
The Korean Bookie
Larry has his jacket borrowed without permission, but he manages to end up the bad guy. Meanwhile, his investigation int
The End
Larry finally learns the truth regarding his possible adoption, and makes his final decision about a kidney donation for
Meet the Blacks
The Davids take in a family whose life was destroyed by a hurricane; Larry comes up with a way to avoid going to parties
The Anonymous Donor
It's moving day for both the Blacks and the Davids; Larry's prized Joe Pepitone jersey is lost at the dry cleaners; Larr
The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial
Marty Funkhouser is outraged when flowers from his mother's memorial are stolen; Larry complains about "sample abusers"
The Lefty Call
Larry regrets getting Cha-Cha a job in his building when she monitors his bathroom habits, and runs into further problem
The Freak Book
Larry is unrattled by a book about freaks and a bad chauffeur.
The Rat Dog
A toaster makes life tough for Loretta and Leon; Larry gets to know an exterminator.
The TiVo Guy
When Larry snubs a frightened Cheryl's phone call in favor of dealing with a TiVo repairman, she walks out on him, leavi
The N Word
Larry accidentally offends Lorreta's Auntie Rae and takes advantage of Jeff's hospitalization.
The Therapists
Larry tries to use Cheryl's therapist to get back into her good graces after getting bad advice from his own; Larry's mi
The Bat Mitzvah
Larry uses Sammie Greene's bat mitzvah to try and clear up a nasty rumor about him; the Blacks announce they're returnin
Funkhouser's Crazy Sister
Larry attempts a pre-emptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can’t make an “empty gest
Vehicular Fellatio
Against the will of a renowned doctor, Larry tries his best to irritate Loretta. Once again, Larry causes issues in Rich
The Reunion
Jeff pitches the idea of doing a Seinfeld reunion to Larry, who refuses at first, until he realizes how he could make it
The Hot Towel
Larry makes an enemy of Christian Slater at Ted and Mary's anniversary party, but gets his payback while at a restaurant
Denise Handicap
Larry believes that he has found a way to enjoy someone else's disability without being disabled himself. Meanwhile, he
The Bare Midriff
When Larry and Jerry Seinfeld get together to write the reunion show, they consider including Larry's latest experience,
The Black Swan
Larry has bad luck on the same golf hole twice.
Officer Krupke
Larry is forced to embrace his feminine side; Cheryl competes for a Seinfeld role; a law officer has an unusual name.
The Table Read
Larry is miffed at both Marty Funkhouser's sudden presence on set during the Seinfeld reunion's table read and text mess
Seinfeld
Not tipping for a favor gets Larry into bad graces with the studio lot's coffee guy, while Julia Louis-Dreyfus accuses h
The Divorce
Larry learns his lawyer isn't kosher, and rescinds a cookie order from the Girl Scout daughter of a beleaguered sports o
The Safe House
Larry becomes an unlikely role model for battered women. Richard Lewis's relationship with a burlesque performer is put
Palestinian Chicken
A Palestinian chicken restaurant is incredibly popular with Larry and his friends despite its open hostility towards Jew
The Smiley Face
Larry challenges the rules of dating and rethinks a decision regarding a new workplace neighbor. Meanwhile, Jeff invents
Vow of Silence
Larry's evolving alibi to get out of a charity function results in unexpected travel plans. Meanwhile, Susie makes deman
The Hero
Larry plays the hero in the sky and underground; Jeff’s courtship of Ricky Gervais is sabotaged by a nosy waiter.
The Bi-Sexual
Larry competes with Rosie O’Donnell for the same woman, explores the nuances of Japanese bows, and refuses lunch with
Car Periscope
Larry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larry’s training schedule.
Mister Softee
An ice cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry.
Larry vs. Michael J. Fox
Larry accuses his neighbor, Michael J. Fox of harassment; Jeff takes a bullet for Susie; Larry gives an inappropriate gi
Foisted!
Larry tries to rid himself of an inept assistant, offends Jeff’s barber and gets into hot water over a new project.
The Pickle Gambit
Larry reaches out to a familiar face, gives a hotel guest sartorial advice and looks to create a diversion to help a fri
A Disturbance in the Kitchen
Larry turns to a writer for advice. Searching for Susie’s missing “little sister,” he gets ticketed by an overzeal
Running with the Bulls
Larry’s therapist accuses him of overstepping. Susie grows suspicious of Jeff. Larry bribes an usher at a funeral.
Thank You for Your Service
Larry commits a faux pas with Sammi’s fiancé, and tries to start over with his mail carrier and golf club security gu
The Accidental Text on Purpose
Larry invents an ingenious ploy for getting his friends out of relationship jams. Larry upsets Funkhouser's new girlfrie
Namaste
Larry angers a hot-yoga teacher, has an auspicious first date, and seethes over a run-in with an unfair Uber driver.
Never Wait for Seconds!
Bridget asks Larry for a favor on behalf of her son. Larry earns unexpected gratitude in a buffet line, and realizes tha
The Shucker
Larry is blackmailed by an employee and tormented by someone from his past; Jeff and Larry pitch a new creative venture;
Fatwa!
Larry has a scheduling conflict, takes issue with work associates and hosts a pair of ungrateful house guests.
Happy New Year
Larry makes a new enemy and gets into hot water at a cocktail party.
Side Sitting
Larry's lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice. Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthd
Artificial Fruit
Larry gets the chance to clear the air with Alice and goes to extreme lengths for a lunch with Richard.
You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey
Larry brings an impromptu date to a destination wedding.
Insufficient Praise
Marty Funkhauser's brother sends Larry an unusual gift; and an actor friend of the Greens is dissatisfied with Larry's p
The Surprise Party
When Susie plans a surprise party for Jeff, Larry suspects she has ulterior motives, and enlists the help of his new fri
The Ugly Section
Larry attempts to capitalize on a friend’s unexpected death and takes issue with a pattern of discrimination at a tren
Elizabeth, Margaret and Larry
A prominent actor shadows Larry to prepare for an upcoming role. Larry meddles in the sale of Cheryl’s sister’s hous
Beep Panic
Mocha Joe goes to war with his new competitor. Larry takes pity on a waitress and creates friction at the BMW dealership
The Spite Store
Larry runs into a familiar face, causes a rift between expectant parents and seeks a second opinion on his knee injury.
The Five-Foot Fence
A discovery in Larry's backyard threatens to derail his latest creative venture, while a clumsy mishap threatens the fut
Angel Muffin
Larry is forced to attend an ill-fated work meeting and investigates the truth behind a faulty toilet. Determined to unr
The Mini Bar
After enlisting Cheryl’s help in a last-ditch effort, Larry has an idea that could save his latest project.
The Watermelon
Larry hangs out with Woody Harrelson and cashes in on Susie’s favor.
IRASSHAIMASE!
After enlisting both Jeff and Freddy’s help for the occasion, Larry’s hot date quickly goes south.
Man Fights Tiny Woman
Larry navigates the complexities of requesting a new chauffeur, letting his roofer do his job, and imparting some constr
Irma Kostroski
Before Election Day, Larry gets involved in local politics while mediating a conflict on his set.
What Have I Done?
Larry does damage control to remain in Irma's good graces while encouraging Leon to monetize his knack for husbandly cou
Igor, Gregor, & Timor
Larry does the right thing (and regrets it) while seizing an unprecedented opportunity to avoid Irma. Jeff seeks out a p
The Mormon Advantage
Larry gives out some unsolicited marriage advice; Larry hosts an event for an American hero.
Atlanta
Larry heads to Georgia to appear at the birthday party of a prominent businessman, while Leon takes the opportunity to v
The Lawn Jockey
Still in Atlanta, Larry finds himself stuck at a rental home with a questionable lawn ornament. Meanwhile, Jeff pays the
Vertical Drop, Horizontal Tug
Larry's improved golf game causes trouble with an acclaimed actor. Freddy helps his neighbors through a delicate issue.
Disgruntled
Larry finds himself in Takahashi's crosshairs after a note is found in the men's locker room. Tensions mount when Larry
Fish Stuck
After an incident at temple, Larry asks friends to vouch for his character – while also trying to help name a baby and
The Gettysburg Address
Larry tries to make better use of the time he spends in the bathroom. Susie starts a new business, and her advertising h
The Dream Scheme
An acquaintance from the club asks too much of Larry. Jeff and Freddy both use Larry's tactics to get out of unwanted ob
The Colostomy Bag
When Richard enlists Larry's help to buy a vintage car, his careless behavior leads to an unwanted outcome. Jeff secretl
Ken/Kendra
A misunderstanding with Cheryl's masseuse threatens Larry's image. Then, public perception of Larry sinks even lower whe
No Lessons Learned
Larry returns to Atlanta, where he gets involved in Richard's love life and reveals a secret about Cheryl.
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