Seasons & Episodes
Dictator Ship
Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of h
Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
The Crotch Hugger
Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.
Shipphylis
The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
License to Bone
The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.
The Legend of Bronze Johnson
Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
Blade Jogger
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
Sirens of Tetons
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “i
Femalien Fatale
The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.
Pride and Predator Juice
Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.
She Was a Lady Planet
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
Herman
Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1
Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sex
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.
Wormholy Matrimony
Jay and Hamilton's efforts to pick up a busty fashion model are thwarted by a spurned wormhole attendant.
Mount Olympuss
Jay's sexy transgression on the sacred realm has unintended battle-to-the-death type consequences.
Sirens: Part 2 (Jungle Moppits)
If you wondered what happened to Jay after he turned into a dog in episode 8 then wonder no more. In search of a cure Ja
Sirens: Part 3 (Vega 5)
In the epic conclusion to the Siren's adventure Jay and Hamilton go to Vega 5 to get their ship back from Zobert the Spa
Wet Dreams May Come
Jay and Hamilton get locked out of the ship.
Jabba the Slut
Jay rekindles an old flame who helps him escape from an STD riddled galactic lady gangster.
Astro Past Blast: Part 1
While accepting a challenge from the most interesting space captain in the the galaxy Jay is confronted with the only on
Astro Past Blast: Part 2 (Sword and the Bone)
In part 2 of “Astro Past Blast”, teenage Jay and Hamilton take a detour from their rescue mission to help a Kingdom
Astro Past Blast: Part 3 (Koalacaust)
The heartbreaking, face punching, blob humping finale to the Astro Past Blast trilogy.
Darth Princess
Jay bumps into an old flame who strikes back with a vengeance.
Captain's Flog
Uncharted space is awesome until your spacelink connectivity goes limp. See if Jay can overcome space madness!
The Milkshake Rally
Jay must race a transport ship rival to win the mission to transport a group of sexy "Milkshake Girls".
Spacebook
Jay and Hamilton find the unexpected when they visit Spacebook Headquarters.
The Marty Pulsar Show
Jay is invited onto "The Marty Pulsar Show" to find out if he is the father of a baby girl.
Genesis 3:69
Jay and Hamilton land on a planet that may or may not be the Garden of Eden.
Dock Blocker
The OGC-1 attempts to dock on ship with a difficult lady captain.
Game of Bones
Hero With a Thousand Boners
A routine transport puts the crew in the crossfire of various heroes making their claim on destiny.
Koalifications
Hamilton is invited to a science station for breeding, but Jay has breeding ideas of his own.
The Micro Dicktator
The crew accepts a dangerous mission to depose a disgusting and dangerous despot.
The Panty-Christ
Jay and Hamilton agree to be the subjects of a docu-reality show that brings to the surface deep rifts in their friendsh
Sperms of Endearment
The crew gets trapped in a sentient spacial anomaly that forces them to complete a cosmically sexy mission.
The Parable of Shaftocles
A mysterious spaceship gives Jay and Hamilton each a chance to change their tragic pasts.
Full Metal Koala
Hamilton is confronted with a lost battalion of Koala soldiers, while Jay goes on a magical vision quest guided by a wis
The Singularititties
The crew attempts to have a relaxing vacation on a luxurious cruise vessel, but the forces of destiny have other plans.
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