Seasons & Episodes
I, Duckman
We are introduced to Duckman, who's ignored by his family and feels under appreciated, he is searching for something to
T.V. or Not to Be
Duckman is watching a TV program, but the family takes over the set when Mother Mirabelle's Home Miracle Network program
Gripes of Wrath
A comment Duckman makes at the unveiling of a new supercomputer, named Loretta, makes the world a better place to live i
Psyche
Feeling inadequate and hard up, Duckman gets a bill job. The detectives then get a job researching the lives of two larg
Gland of Opportunity
Duckman receives the adrenal gland of a daredevil via a transplant at an amusement park clinic. The new gland gives him
Ride the High School
Duckman receives a letter offering Ajax a chance to go to a boarding school for gifted children. After visiting Ajax's c
A Civil War
Duckman is jealous when everyone showers Cornfed with their attention, so he fires him while working their next case, wh
Not So Easy Riders
Duckman receives a letter from the IRS. The IRS agent is tough and Duckman is given 24 hours to pay $29,587.42 in back t
It's the Thing of the Principal
Bernice is worried about Ajax, who's not been eating and has been sent to the principal every day this week. Duckman and
Cellar Beware
Bernice decides they're going to act together as a family. For their first activity together, she invites the neighbors
American Dicks
The Duckman detective agency, the only agency not affected by the nationwide detective strike, becomes the focus of TV s
About Face
Duckman calls 911 in an emergency and falls in love with the voice on the other end of the line. When they meet, her loo
Joking the Chicken
A group of comedians hire Duckman to stop a pathetic mild mannered politically correct chicken whose ""clean"" stand up
Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W.
While trying to grab a couple of women in the ass, Duckman saves the president's life. When this fact is later revealed,
Married Alive
Bernice returns home with news that she is getting married to a self-made billionaire who plans to take her and the kids
Days of Whining and Neurosis
Duckman & Cornfed go undercover into an exclusive celebrity-filled health spa to investigate one of the support groups.
Inherit the Judgement: The Dope's Trial
Duckman, in search of his free clock radio, takes the family out to the desert. They wind up in a small town where ""Kin
America the Beautiful
As the disclaimer says at the beginning this episode is full ""of heavy handed and over-obvious allegory,"" when for som
The Germ Turns
The family goes to a new age fair and at one of the booths, Duckman meets his mother who's been reincarnated as a ""high
In the Nam of the Father
The son Cornfed never knew he had arrives at the office and Cornfed travels back to Vietnam to find the mother and the t
Research and Destroy
Ajax's natural talent for poetry makes him popular. Duckman gets him signed to a contract for a job creating greeting ca
Clip Job
Duckman is kidnapped by an irate viewer who doesn't like the lack of morals portrayed on his television show.
Noir Gang
Feeling ""creatively obligated by a film-noir parody,"" Cornfed calls their new client ""a dame,"" whose name is Tamara
Forbidden Fruit
Duckman is slapped with a sexual harassment charge by the French nanny that Bernice has hired to tutor the boys. It seem
Grandma-ma's Flatulent Adventure
The family makes plans to put Grandma-ma in a rest home. While taking her there, Duckman gets distracted and loses track
Color of Naught
Duckman again foils King Chicken's plot for revenge. This time King Chicken has produced a product that makes everything
Sperms of Endearment
Bernice, Duckmans sister-in-law, decides she wants to have a child of her own. After trying the dating scene she decides
A Room With a Bellevue
Duckman gets placed in a mental institution after pleading temporary insanity to a charge of public ranting. He likes th
Apocalypse Not
After the city gets attacked by one of Duckmans over-inflated dolls, the city decides to have an emergency drill where a
Clear and Presidente Danger
Duckman and group win a trip to a third-world country. Duckman starts a revolution with his ranting and gets placed into
The Girls of Route Canal
Charles and Mambo are in love and look to Duckman for advice. He tells them a Bridges of Madison County-esque story of h
The Mallardian Candidate
Former comedian Iggy Catalpa hires Duckman to investigate a conspiracy where the only evidence is a sock missing from hi
Pig Amok
(Willabald Feivel) Cornfed finds out from his father via a documentary co-written with Ken Burns, that he has a genetic
The Once and Future Duck
Ajax opens a rift in the time/space continuum with his clock radio. Duckman discovers from a future version of himself t
The One With Lisa Kudrow in a Small Role (a.k.a. Planet of the Dopes)
Ajax is abducted by redneck aliens and taken to a planet where Duckman is praised as a deity and Ajax revered as ""The s
Aged Heat
A Grandma-ma look-a-like robber switches places with the her to make an escape. Duckman suspects that Grandma-ma isn't q
They Craved Duckman's Brain!
Duckman is cast in a hospital educational film with Joe Walsh; for his part he is put into a MRI chamber. The film crew
The Road to Dendron
A parody of the Hope/Crosby Road pictures is done in this episode as Duckman and Cornfed act as chaperones for Ajax's cl
Exile in Guyville
A young child is related the tale of how Duckman and Bernice led a nationwide division of sexes, all this because of his
The Longest Weekend
Duckman and the neighbors get together to form an association after another neighborhood association appears to be getti
The Amazing Colossal Duckman
Through a unique combination of chemicals, Duckman gets a rare blood disease that causes him to grow several inches each
Cock Tales for Four
Duckman and Bernice go to meet the parent's of Ajax's girlfriend. The parents turn out to be ""King"" Chicken and his wi
Dammit, Hollywood
Annoyed with the current state of the film industry, Duckman goes to Hollywood to demand his $7 back. Instead, he falls
Coolio Runnings
With the Father & Son Games coming up, Duckman looks for an alternative to competing with Ajax. He spots a more than ade
Aged Heat 2: Women in Heat
Duckman is imprisoned for killing Fluffy and Uranus, again. However, he is accidentally sent to a women's prison. A drea
All About Elliott
Duckman and Cornfed hire a college intern for the agency. The intern undermines Cornfed's reputation and indulges Duckma
From Brad to Worse
Duckman finds an old high school classmate who's been homeless due to something Duckman did to him 20 years ago. Duckman
Bonfire of the Panties
Cornfed along with Charles and Mambo prepare the ultimate aphrodisiac for Duckman to turn his love life around. They giv
Role With It
Duckman takes the family and the staff on a holiday to a real Indian reservation, with a casino. While there, a psychiat
Ajax and Ajaxer
Duckman and Cornfed are hired to perform surveillance on a laboratory that is performing experiments on intelligence for
With Friends Like These
Duckman quests for friendship when Cornfed is the only guest at his surprise party. He begins hanging out at a coffee sh
A Trophied Duck
Duckman and the gang travel to San Francisco to attend Dickcon 97. He thinks he is being honored with an ""achievement""
A Star is Abhorred
Duckman takes the family and Cornfed out for dinner. The karaoke machine comes out and Bernice's rantings against Duckma
Bev Takes a Holiday
Bernice travels to Washington to assume her new role as Congresswoman. Duckman spots a woman who happens to look like Be
Love! Anger! Kvetching!
Duckman plans a big poker for the evening. Unfortunately before the game his obnoxious Uncle Mo arrives and claims he is
Duckman and Cornfed in 'Haunted Society Plumbers'
Duckman and Cornfed become plumbers and their first job takes them to a society gathering in a mansion. While not doing
Ebony, Baby
Cornfed leaves for a much-needed vacation. While he is away, Duckman becomes mesmerized by a black model/private eye who
Vuuck, as in Duck
Duckman inherits a minor league baseball team as the dying wish of the owner who is trying to keep the team from hands o
Crime, Punishment, War, Peace, and the Idiot
Beverly asks Bernice if she knows anything about Grandma-ma's past. The coma-bound Grandma-ma recalls her past in a seri
Kidney, Popsicle, and Nuts
Duckman needs a new kidney. To get one requires a donation from a blood relative. He searches for his father, who he tho
The Tami Show
Duckman backs his car into a cute girl in front the house. Finding out that she is on her own, Beverly and the family in
My Feral Lady
Duckman purchases a mail-order bride, from Tetzloff; however, she's really a jungle savage. With Cornfed's help, they at
Westward, No!
Cornfed invites Beverly to join him on a trip to his Aunt's catfish ranch. Duckman, jealous of Cornfed's interest in Bev
Short, Plush and Deadly
The family goes on a dream holiday camping trip. At the park, they run into Fluffy and Uranus who are also on holiday. H
How to Suck in Business Without Really Trying
Duckman sells his identity to the Variecom corporation for $1000, which he immediately spends. Unable to use his own nam
You've Come a Wrong Way, Baby
Mambo is caught with a cigarette in his mouth; Bernice takes action in Congress. A tobacco company CEO invites her and t
Hamlet 2: This Time It's Personal
Cornfed undergoes analysis and relates this tale about Duckman seeing the ghost of his uncle who says that Duckman's fat
Das Sub
Convicted of fraud, Duckman is sentenced to 5,000 hours of community service. He is sent to a dangerous inner-city high
Where No Duckman Has Gone Before
In a send-up of the Paramount franchise, Eric Tiberius Duckman, captain of the starship Enterprise matches wits against
Four Weddings Inconceivable
At the wedding of Dr. Ben Stein, a series of emotional epiphanies lead to an amazing set of marriage proposals. King Chi
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