Seasons & Episodes
Pilot
Debra is sick and tired of having Raymond's parents and brother show up unannounced. With her birthday coming up, they t
I Love You
When newly-wed friends make a public display of their affection, Debra wonders why reticent Raymond has trouble saying t
I Wish I Were Gus
Even dead people love Raymond, as he is chosen to deliver the eulogy at his great uncle's funeral. It's an occasion that
Standard Deviation
For a criminal-psychology course, Robert issues standard IQ tests to Raymond and Debra, and boy, is Ray smarting when th
Look Don't Touch
Nemo's niece, Angelina, takes employment at Nemo's restaurant as a waitress. When Angelina catches Ray's eye, he has a l
Frank, the Writer
When Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest, he submits his writing samples to Ray's editor, hoping to
Your Place or Mine?
Marie gets fed up with Frank after 40 years of marriage and moves in with Ray and Debra. Ray and Robert enjoy being moth
In-Laws
When Ray's upper class in-laws come for a visit, he begs his parents to be nice to them. Ray admits to his parents that
Win, Lose or Draw
Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father's poker game, so he decides to ignore his father's advice and e
Turkey or Fish
Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey dinner for Thanksgiving, Debra decides it's her turn to prepare
Captain Nemo
When Ray's free time goes to coaching Nemo's basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, he is re
The Ball
Ray discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle ball he got as a kid from his father isn't authentic. Feeling hurt by t
Debra's Sick
When Debra comes down with the flu and is bedridden, so now the inexperienced Raymond must take care of her and the thre
Who's Handsome?
Ray can't face the fact that everybody thinks that his brother Robert is "classically handsome," while they consider him
The Car
Debra, already annoyed at getting stuck driving the old car Ray bought from his parents, really gets upset when she disc
Diamonds
Ray finds out that the diamond on Debra's engagement ring is a fake, so he steals it from her to get it changed, only to
The Game
When Ray and his family play a game of Scruples after their cable goes out, they find themselves arguing about honesty.
Recovering Pessimist
When Debra tries to change Ray's pessimistic attitude about winning the Sports Writer of the Year Award, he agrees to ch
The Dog
Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a boy due to his allergies, but his bro
Neighbors
The neighbourhood is up in arms over Ray's noisy dad and meddling mom, and the neighbours demand a meeting at Ray's and
Fascinatin' Debra
A popular radio psychologist visits the Barone household to interview Debra for a book on the American family. But the d
Why Are We Here?
In this flashback episode, Ray and Debra remember their days in their first apartment.
Ray's on TV
Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on a sports talk show. When he get
Father Knows Least
When Marie and Frank's stubbornness goes to far, Ray gets to use the "active technique" he and Debra learned in parentin
Brother
At the urging of his parents and Debra, Raymond reluctantly takes Robert for a night out on the anniversary of his broth
Mozart
When Ally wants to quit learning the piano, Ray decides to resume his interest in the piano in order to teach his daught
Golf
Ray suffers an anxiety attack while playing golf, after he tricked Debra into letting him go. Believing that he is sick,
Anniversary
At a big surprise party for Frank and Marie's 40th. wedding anniversary, Ray is shocked to learn that his parents were o
Working Late Again
After Debra reads a newspaper article about people who enjoy being at work more than being at home, she convinces Ray to
The Children's Book
Sick of reading Ally the same stories night after night, Debra decides to try her hand at writing a children's book.
The Gift
Ray, feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th. birthday, makes up for it by buying him a fancy and
High School
Ray makes a startling discovery when he takes Debra to his 20th. high school reunion. It turns out that Debra's "one of
The Letter
When Marie crashes and ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides that she's had just about enough of her mother-in-law's
All I Want for Christmas
All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything to have his holiday wish c
Civil War
Feeling left out when he thinks that his father selectively asked his brother to join a Civil War re-enactment, Ray volu
Mia Famiglia
When Ally has to do a school project on genealogy and interview her oldest living relative, Ray helps her track down his
Marie's Meatballs
When Raymond chooses his mother's spaghetti and meatballs over his wife's lemon chicken for dinner, Debra blows a gasket
The Checkbook
When Raymond takes over the family chequebook to prove to Debra how "easy it can be," he discovers he is no accountant a
The Ride-Along
Raymond decides to accompany his brother Robert, who is a policeman, on a ride-along. Initially, spending night shift in
The Family Bed
The scary monsters in her room send Ally scurrying nightly to the safety of her parents' bed, so sleep-deprived Ray deci
Good Girls
Debra discovers that her mother-in-law, Marie, likes Robert's girlfriend, Amy, better than than her, because Amy is a "g
T-Ball
Debra brings pretzels to Ally's T-ball game, and when the person in charge of snacks tells her that pretzels aren't on t
Traffic School
Robert proves to be a crashing bore when it comes to teaching traffic school, so he decides to practice his presentation
Six Feet Under
When six-foot-tall Raymond discovers that he's shrunk a quarter of an inch, the resultant midlife crisis grows until it
The Garage Sale
As the entire family prepares for Honest Frank's Yard of Bargains, Ray is surprised to see Debra unloading their cribs a
The Wedding (1)
After Ray asks Debra why she ever married him, they take a walk back in time to the very beginning of it all. Ray is ver
The Wedding (2)
While the Barones prepare for a friend's wedding, Ray kiddingly asks Debra, "Why did you marry me?" When she hesitates,
The Invasion
When Ray's house is tented for termites, he and his family moves into his parent's house and gives Frank and Marie a tas
Driving Frank
After Frank has one car accident too many, Debra decides that the kids can't ride with him anymore, which makes Ray real
The Sitter
Feeling overwhelmed with her responsibilities, Debra decides to get a babysitter. But when Lisa, the babysitter, becomes
Getting Even
After Raymond begrudgingly agrees to be the auctioneer at the Our Lady of Faith School auction, he's pleasantly surprise
The Visit
When Debra's mother comes to visit the family for a week, she is disappointed that her mother doesn't want to help aroun
Halloween Candy
After Debra suggests that she might be more consistently romantic if she weren't in charge of the birth control, Ray dec
Moving Out
Feeling pathetic because he lives with his parents, Robert finally musters up the courage to move out on his own. Encour
The Article
It has been Ray's life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated. So when his friend and coworker And
The Lone Barone
Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery of Debra's new curtains, he can't go play golf an
No Fat
Since Debra's parents will be out of the country on Thanksgiving Day, she, Ray, and the kids make plans to spend the hol
The Apartment
Robert has moved into a new apartment, and Raymond is jealous. Not because of the apartment, but because everywhere he l
The Toaster
Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized "Barone" toaster from
Ping Pong
When Ray finds out that his father let him win a game of ping pong when he was twelve, he challenges him to a new game.
Pants on Fire
When Marie discovers that Ray held an unchaperoned party at their home some 20 years ago, she is hurt and disappointed t
Robert's Date
Robert's entire demeanour changes when he starts clubbing with his patrol partner, Judy, and her friends. When he starts
Frank's Tribute
Frank is elected Man of the Year down at the Lodge, and Marie enlists the reluctant Ray and Robert to prepare his tribut
Cruising with Marie
Just as Frank and Marie are about to embark on a Caribbean cruise, Frank hurts his knee and can't go. Ray, not wanting t
Ray Home Alone
When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray is looking forward to a couple of days of bachelor living. But inst
Big Shots
Trying to impress Robert when they visit the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, Ray uses his "weight" as a sports wri
Move Over
When Ray confides to Debra that her constant need to cuddle and "be on top of him" when they are sleeping is causing him
The Getaway
Debra and Ray feel tremendous pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway in Vermont. From the
Working Girl
When Debra gets a part-time job at an AD agency, an unhappy Ray is left to fend for himself and Marie is left wondering
Be Nice
When Ray and Debra realize they're nicer to strangers than to each other, they vow to change their ways.
Dancing with Debra
After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert, he can't believe how infatuated the two become with their new hob
Robert Moves Back
When Robert and Amy have sex in Robert's apartment, they forgot to close the curtains. It doesn't take long for the othe
How They Met
Memories of how they first met flood back when Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date with a boy.
Boob Job
Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired "new and improved" breasts. Anxious
The Can Opener
The whole family choses sides when Ray and Debra fight over a newly acquired can opener.
You Bet
After Frank stops by Ray and Debra's house to borrow some ointment for his thighs, he becomes unusually interested in sp
Sex Talk
Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be. They reassuring each other
The Will
Ray and Debra are drafting their wills and must decide who would make the best guardians for their children. After ponde
The Sister
Jennifer, Debra's free spirited sister, shows up at the Barone household with rosary beads and prayer cards as gifts for
Cousin Gerard
When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debra points out how alike the two men are,
Debra's Workout
Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a more than regular basis. He can't
No Thanks
Inspired by how well the Barones got along at the Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her r
Left Back
While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of pre-school, Ray is shocked to discov
The Christmas Picture
Ray decides to get his parents a family picture for Christmas. Marie loves the idea, until Debra's parents show up to be
What's with Robert?
When Amy raises the notion with Debra, that Robert's reluctance to commit to her, may be because he's gay, Ray doesn't b
Bully on the Bus
Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation, when they learn that Ally has been bull
Prodigal Son
Everyone gets on Ray's case because he's doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty and sees the good exa
Robert's Rodeo
After Robert gets hurt by a bull while on duty, Ray starts feeling tremendous guilt after Robert's partner reveals that
The Tenth Anniversary
On the 10th. anniversary of their wedding, Ray and Debra sit down in the living room to watch their wedding video, but t
Hackidu
Ray screws up a Hackidu trade for his daughter by refusing to trade several cards for one Scramisaur card, which is rare
Debra Makes Something Good
Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he ta
Marie and Frank's New Friends
Ray and Debra's plan of getting Frank and Marie their own friends backfires when instead of going to their house, they b
Alone Time
When Debra realizes that all her time is spent with the kids, Ray, and his family, she tells Ray to take the kids out mo
Someone's Cranky
Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spi
Bad Moon Rising
When Ray witnesses Debra's hypersensitive mood and generally annoyed reaction to everything he says and does, he checks
Confronting the Attacker
During his first day back on active duty, Robert loses his nerve and decides to quit the police force.
Robert's Divorce
While out for a family dinner, the Barones spot Robert's ex-wife Joanne, which prompts them to reminisce about the demis
Italy (1)
When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation to Italy, everybody lo
Italy (2)
Ray is complaining about the heat, Debra is getting tired of following Marie's strict schedule and of Ray's pessimistic
The Wallpaper
Ray finally tells Frank and Marie how he feels about their constant intrusiveness after Marie accidentally drives the ca
Meant to Be
Robert finds himself in the most unlikely position of having to choose between his girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne, or It
Pet Cemetery
Ray inadvertently commits petslaughter on Ally's hamster while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend. When Ray bre
The Author
The competition for attention between Ray and Robert reaches an all-time high with the brothers ending up in a fight. Ra
The Walk to the Door
Ray is mortified when he meets a girl whom he dated 25 years earlier and believes he treated with disrespect. Meeting El
Young Girl
Robert starts to date a 22 year old woman and Marie and Debra don't think it's right. Things take a turn when he finds o
Fighting In-Laws
While celebrating Thanksgiving, Ray discovers that Debra's seemingly contented parents are really not happy with each ot
The Sneeze
Ray gets sneezed on at the airport and he fears he might have caught something so Debra tries to take care of him but Ma
Christmas Present
Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend
What Good Are You?
When Ray doesn't react to Debra's choking everyone makes fun of him so he tries to be more attentive in relative situati
Super Bowl
Ray gets to go to the Super Bowl and cover it for his newspaper. He brings Gianni but feels bad about not having brought
Ray's Journal
When Marie blurts out an embarrassing incident from Ray's past, he can't figure out how she came by that information. He
Silent Partners
Ray and Debra discover that they have nothing to talk about except the kids.
Fairies
Ray is upset when he finds out that Debra signed up Michael and Geoffery to play fairies in a school play.
Stefania Arrives
Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefánia, the woman with whom he fell head over heels in love when the Barones went o
Humm Vac
Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door to door saleswoman and it ignites a housekee
The Canister
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value. Debra insists
Net Worth
Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' harebrained scheme to open a go-cart business, without f
Let's Fix Robert
Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends Amy and Stefánia and his police partner Judy, so they can dissect his character i
Say Uncle
When Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him, he decides to do somethin
Separation
Debra gets upset when she finds out that her parents have separated.
Frank Paints the House
When Ray and Debra find Frank painting their house, they find out that Marie put him up to the job due to his retirement
Ally's Birth
As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become. As a r
The Angry Family
The Barones clash even more than usual when they get a child's-eye view of all the bickering that goes on in the family.
No Roll!
When Debra tells Ray that he's too selfish in bed and that she wants a little variety, he goes out and buys an adults on
Odd Man Out
Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend. Meanwhile, Ray sides with Fr
Ray's Ring
When Ray gets hit on at the airport after losing his wedding ring, Debra gets jealous and tries to get back at him by go
Marie's Sculpture
Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class, and which resembl
Frank Goes Downstairs
Ray tells Frank that he and Debra fell down the stairs so Frank tries fixing the stairs but ends up in the hospital. Ray
Jealous Robert
Marie and Debra set up Amy with Gianni to get Robert jealous so he'll want to get back together with Amy but their plan
It's Supposed to Be Fun
While Debra and Ray watch their sons play, Ray notices that Geoffery is having trouble getting the hang of the game. Ray
Older Women
It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents divorced, and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to h
Raybert
Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column and who mistakes him for Ray. When he doesn't cor
The Kicker
While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches a football from a record setting field goal and refuses to give it
Season's Greetings
When Marie receives a Christmas letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doi
Tissues
When Debra grudgingly agrees to let Ray be more involved in daily decision making, Ray starts grocery shopping for thing
Snow Day
Held captive at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray, and Amy actually find themselves having a great time.
Cookies
When Ray learns that scout troop leader Peggy and her daughter have targeted his parents house as a spot to make a big s
Lucky Suit
Robert is ecstatic when he is up for a job at the FBI. That is, until he learns that Marie's intrusive ways may be his u
The Skit
Thinking it would be hilarious to show the party-goers a typical day in the life of Frank and Marie, Ray and Debra do a
The Breakup Tape
When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why
Talk to Your Daughter
Ray has been arming himself with knowledge and has been preparing to speak with Ally about the facts of life only to fin
A Vote for Debra
Debra decides to run for school president, but Ray isn't sure he can handle the twins by himself during all school meeti
Call Me Mom
Marie gets upset when she hears Ray calling Debra's mother, "mom". Ray tells Debra that maybe she should start calling M
Mother's Day (1)
Debra takes offence when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other. Wh
The Bigger Person (2)
The feud between Debra and Marie continues. Ray realizes that he can use the feud to get Debra to do almost anything for
The First Time (3)
After Marie has Frank return an anniversary gift given to them by Ray and Debra, the two reminisce about the first time
The Cult
Depressed that Marie and Debra can't resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group and his cousin Ge
Counseling
After arguing with Ray over his inability to help her with the household tasks, Debra becomes intrigued when their frien
Homework
When Ally's teacher, Miss Purcell, overhears Ray commenting about the kids' excessive workload, she invites Raymond to a
Pet the Bunny
Ray writes a eulogy for his father Frank, who hasn't died yet. In the eulogy, he tells a childhood story about watching
Who Am I?
Ray fears something is wrong with him after he comes home from a night out with his friends and tells Debra that he didn
Robert Needs Money
After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Ray and Debra are surprised when R
The Sigh
Ray moves his things out of his and Debra's bathroom and into the kids' bathroom so Debra has more space, but he soon re
The Annoying Kid
Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, who are just like them. However, Ray starts having mixed feeling
She's the One
Robert think he has finally found "the one," and her name is Angela, an international-trade lawyer. She's bright, speaks
Marie's Vision
While Raymond, Robert, and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to l
The Thought That Counts
Robert gives Ray a great idea on what to get Debra for Christmas, but he isn't very happy when Ray takes all the credit
Grandpa Steals
Boisterous Frank learns a difficult lesson in humility from his granddaughter, Ally. During a trip to the supermarket wi
Somebody Hates Raymond
Raymond's friend Andy tells him that Jerry Musso, a radio talk show host, hates him. While Raymond is in shock over this
Just a Formality
The six-year on-again, off-again relationship between Robert and Amy is reaching a pivotal moment. Robert wants to propo
The Disciplinarian
Tired of being labelled the "evil witch" around the house, Debra convinces Ray that it's his turn to discipline the kids
Sweet Charity
After Debra signs Ray up for charity work at the hospital without asking, he reluctantly agrees to go. However, he soon
Meeting the Parents
Amy's parents show up unexpectedly at their daughter's apartment on a Sunday morning. They want to talk Amy out of marry
The Plan
Yet another bump appears on the rocky road to Robert and Amy's wedding, when the bride-to-be puts her betrothed in charg
Sleepover at Peggy's
Ray takes Ally over to her friend Molly's house for a sleepover. He is mortified when Molly's mother turns out to be Peg
Who's Next
Marie announces that Rose, the elderly lady living next door to her and Frank, has passed away. She is upset because Ros
The Shower
Debra throws the bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation. Th
Baggage
Ray and Debra wind up in a two-week stand-off over a suitcase.
The Bachelor Party
Ray throws a lame bachelor party for Robert and is shamed by Debra, Marie, and Amy into throwing him a proper one at the
Robert's Wedding (1)
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Robert's Wedding (2)
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Fun with Debra
Debra talks Ray into letting her join him on the golf course, after she once again realizes that they don't have fun tog
Thank You Notes
Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return
Home from School
When Michael stays home from school two days in a row, Ray suspects that he simply hasn't done his homework, but the res
Misery Loves Company
Debra and Ray are annoyed at the over-the-top affection Robert and Amy are expressing towards each other. In fact, Rober
The Contractor
Debra persuades Ray to hire Gianni to do some remodelling in their kitchen, but they both soon regret it due to their fr
Peter on the Couch
After Amy invites her brother Peter to stay for dinner, he makes himself at home on the couch and never leaves.
Liars
Ray and Debra get caught up in telling lies in order to cover up previous lies. When the lies snowball out of control, M
The Surprise Party
After Debra's mother suggests throwing Debra an old-fashioned English tea party, Ray reluctantly agrees after she promis
The Bird
Robert and Amy convince their families to spend Thanksgiving together. When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home
Jazz Records
When the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank shares the story of how Ray ruined his priced jazz collection. After trying t
Debra at the Lodge
When Debra accepts a position at Frank's lodge to help plan a member recruitment party, Ray begins to resent how much ti
Slave
After inadvertently leaving the twins home alone, Ray and Debra are impressed with Ally when she steps up and takes care
Whose Side Are You On?
After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavioural traits, Ray is insulted that his ow
Lateness
Fed up with his wife's constant lateness, Ray leaves Debra at home rather than take her to the ESPY Awards. While Debra
Party Dress
Ray and Debra disagree over whether they should purchase an expensive dress for Ally to wear to a friend Molly's formal
Security
Robert reveals that he has taken a second job selling home security systems, and that he has been asked to join the secu
The Ingrate
Debra is hurt when Ray receives an honorary doctorate and thanks everyone except her in his acceptance speech.
Crazy Chin
Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his compulsive habit of touching food to his chin before h
The Nice Talk
When the MacDougals are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the two families attempt to bond over a 500-piece puzz
Blabbermouths
When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sha
The Model
Robert has been discovered. While he and Amy are out buying Chinese food, a modelling agent gives Robert his card. Rober
The Mentor
A young man named Sam Gilula arrives at Frank and Marie's and everyone is surprised, when he and Frank fondly embrace. S
Golf for It
Robert and Ray end up with the mother of all guilt trips when they decide not to help their mother with a home project.
The Home
Upon returning from visiting friends at a retirement community in New Jersey, Frank and Marie tell the family that they
Not So Fast
When Ray and Debra visit Frank and Marie's condo in the retirement community, they learn that they are going to be kicke
Angry Sex
When Debra and Marie have a big fight, Ray is worried that Debra's anger will cause her to forget about their sex date t
P.T. & A
Ray is elected to tell Debra that members of the P.T.A. have problems with the way she dresses.
Ally's F
After Ally comes home with an F on her report card, Debra feels she is not paying enough attention. Ray, however, feels
Boys' Therapy
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions. Instead, the three of them go to th
Debra's Parents
Debra invites her divorced parents to the family Thanksgiving. When Ray walks in on the two having sex, he is traumatise
A Job for Robert
Ray gets jealous when Marie starts treating Robert better than him, and when he finds out that Marie gave Robert a gift
A Date for Peter
Amy's parents ask Ray to give their son some advise on dating. Debra likes the idea of helping Peter finding a girlfrien
Favors
Debra wants Ray to clean up after himself and not leave things around the house, Ray wants Debra to stop moving his thin
The Faux Pas
The twins' new friend has a janitor for a father. When Ray accidentally says a bad joke in front of the father he tries
Tasteless Frank
Marie is astounded when Franks puts salt on her homemade lasagna, leading her to believe that she's lost her touch in th
Sister-in-Law
After Amy spends an hour chatting with Ray while he is trying to watch the basketball game, he tells Robert that she tal
The Power of No
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra in the bedroom.
Pat's Secret
Robert discovers Pat smoking and she pleads for him not to tell anyone. When Amy later smells smoke on Robert, she tells
The Finale
Ray fears getting his adenoids removed, but Debra convinces him to go through with the surgery. At the hospital, while M
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