Seasons & Episodes
Prototype
When well-liked George becomes the first guy to be promoted from the assembly line to plant manager at a Los Angeles air
Curious George
George worries about Carmen when she brings a boy home for the first time. He persuades Max to spy on them, but despite
Happy Birthdays
Much to George's unpleasant surprise, Angie and his family throw him a very belated surprise birthday party, while a new
Max's Big Adventure
Benny and George find themselves holding open auditions for workers to replace Jim's position at the factory due to a ba
Who's Your Daddy?
George bumps into his long lost Aunt Cecilia who informs him that his father, who his mom has always insisted was dead,
Token of Unappreciation
The "cool" girls court Carmen, but not her best friend; George is tempted by another firm after he's dissed by his bosse
The Show Dyslexic
George goes into denial when Max is thought to have dyslexia, and things only get worse when Angie suggests he may have
Halloween Cheer
Carmen goes into a funk after her best friend moves away; George is ordered to fire a worker with calamities in his pers
The Unnatural
Max's coach asks George to have him sit out the next game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer have cameo
No Free Launch
Sandra Bullock, one of the executive producers of the series, reprises her role as "Accident Amy," a klutzy employee who
The Wedding Dance
Angie doesn't mind when George offers their backyard for a friend's wedding reception. But his refusal to dance there is
Love Bites
After George's warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey; Ernie uses Max to meet single moms.
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey
After learning Benny had a one-night fling with a co-worker 35 years ago, George believes he has finally found his fathe
Charity
When Angie finds she has more free time around the house, she volunteers with a variety of charities. Feeling invincible
Meet the Cuban Parents
When Angie's parents, Vic and Emilina, come to visit the family for Christmas, George thinks they still believe he's not
This Old Casa
George is sick of being unappreciated by Benny, so with the urging of Angie, he decides to remodel his mother's run-down
Super Bowl
The Lopez family finds out that Benny's estranged brother, Uncle Joe is dying. George and Angie convince Benny to reconc
The Valentine's Day Massacre
When George gives Angie a disappointing gift for Valentine's Day, Angie has a flashback to high school in the '80s, when
Girl Fight
After Carmen ends her relationship with her classmate Adam, he tries to ruin her reputation at school. George and Angie
George vs. George
George and Angie want a loan for Carmen's schooling, but they find out they have bad credit when they go to the bank. He
A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
As a surprise for Angie's birthday, George arranges for her father Vic and sister Gloria to visit for the celebration. U
Profiles in Courage
The airplane parts factory where George works is under consideration by the federal government for more business. Afraid
Secrets and Lies
When Benny learns that George's father, who left her years ago to care for George alone, is now wealthy, she decides tha
Girls Night Out
After giving a young ex-gang member, Marisol, a job at the factory and a chance for a new life, George is shocked when A
I Only Have Eyes for You
Carmen's friend is over to study and wants to change out of her dress. When Max hars this, he pulls aposter off his wall
Team Leader
George has to fill out employee evaluations, and doesn't know what to put for Ernie. He puts all 9's when his mom tells
George Has Two Mommies
When George and Angie get into major financial trouble, Benny secretly asks Lydia, the second wife of George's estranged
Long Time No See
After George's estranged father gives him a huge loan to save the family from financial ruin, George vows to visit him i
Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill
Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he be
The Cuban Missus Crisis
Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social
Feel the Burn
George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
Carmen's Dating
Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie inte
Split Decision
Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar
No One Gets Out Alive
The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost the
Bringing Home the Bacon
With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive <em>quinceañera</em> (15th birthday party). But sin
Fishing Cubans
This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. T
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.
Mementos
George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.
Christmas Punch
At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
Why You Crying?
George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.
The Trouble with Ricky
When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.
God Needles George
George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.
Benny and Randy
George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around
Weekend at Benny's
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough lov
Jason Tutors Max
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house tur
Angie Gets Tanked
When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrass
The Art of Boxing
Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali's school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a blac
George's House of Cards
When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.
Dance Fever
After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory pa
She Drives Me Crazy
After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with dis
George Goes to Disneyland
When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George
Bachelor Party
Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.
Wrecking Ball
Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Av
What George Doesn't Noah (1)
When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is
Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Jason when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Ran
George Searches For A Needle In A Haight-Stack
With Carmen still gone, George goes on a hunt for her and eventually finds her in San Francisco with rapper Chingy. He f
Landlord Almighty
When Carmen crazily redecorates her room, George snaps. When Carmen claims she should be able to do to her room what she
George of the Rings
After George forgets he and Angie's anniversary, he goes to drastic measures to make it up to her. He takes her to a jew
Home Sweet Homeschool
When Carmen's school refuses to let her back in, the recently laid-off Angie agrees to home school her. But the money cu
Leave It To Lopez
When a janitor with no life insurance dies at work, Angie finds out that George has been lying and does not have life in
Sk8r Boyz
When Max starts hanging out with a new group of friends, everything looks like it is going up for the socially plagued b
The Simple Life
When George decides a new job opportunity may be for him, he takes the family to a little town in Colorado on "vacation"
Trouble in Paradise
A horrible dinner that features a drunk Carmen and dirty secrets about the town, convinces the Lopez's that L.A. is till
E.I.? E.I. OH (aka Cold Opening)
When George mistakenly thinks he is going to be named VP of Powers Brothers, he whips out his "VP Dance", only to find t
A Clear and Presentless Danger
When George thinks back to the lousy Christmas presents from his mother, he gets worried since she drew Max for the fami
Prescription For Trouble
When Carmen asks for birth control, George is immediately angry with her reunited boyfriend Jason. But when Jason inform
Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks
George is nervous to tell Ernie that his new pregnant girlfriend may not have been faithful to him.
George to the Third Power
When George becomes frustrated with Max's dentist, he lobbies to have the company's dental plan changed.
George Gets Assisterance
When George finds out money cuts are forcing Max back into normal classes, he goes to a PTA meeting to voice his opinion
Sabes Quake
An earthquake unearthes some childhood fears in George that shake the rest of the family.
George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain
When Benny demands money for a box of George's old things, he is shocked to learn Benny (unbeknownst to him) helped he a
George Buys a Vow
George uses a fake wedding for his boss as a cover to renew his vows with Angie, but with Angie planning the fake weddin
George Watcha's Out For Jason
When Angie and George discover Carmen has been going to Jason's unsupervised for the past month, they confront the coupl
George's Grand Slam
With Carmen and Jason grounded for throwing a party at Jason's and getting arrested, neither is able to do much. But Geo
George Needs Anchor Management
When an old flame of Angie's moves back to town to become a news anchor, George becomes jealous with her giddy excitemen
George's Relatively Bad Idea
George gets caught up in some bad family ties when he lets Vic give him money to go out on a date with his sister.
George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition
George turns the garage into a business place for Angie.
George Stare-oids Down Jason
When George and Angie find out that Carmen and her boyfriend, Jason, have become more intimate under their roof, they th
George Negoti-ate It
George steps in to be Jason's sports agent when NFL Quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb (guest starring as
George Gets a Pain in the Ash
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and
You Dropped a Mom on Me
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and
George's Dog Days of Bummer
George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuse
George Drives the Batmobile
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town jus
Trick or Treat Me Right
George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive com
George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie
George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.
George Tries to Write a Wrong
George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter fr
George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job
George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appea
George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage
George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.
George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family
George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday w
George Enrolls Like That
When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him
George Keeps Truant to Himself
When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his p
The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexuall
A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inher
George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory.
George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother
Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inherita
George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)
George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identi
George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
"100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove h
George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
Benny gets upset when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against
It's a Cliffhanger, By George
"Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is mov
George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien
Just as Carmen prepares to go off to college and George and Angie begin looking forward to being empty nesters, Angie di
George's House Has Two Empty Wombs
Angie maintains her story that she's pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen. Meanwhile Vic introduces his young and
George Nieces a New Media Room
The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloadi
George Testi-Lies for Benny
Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.
Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
George, upset about being publicly humiliated at work, downs a shot of liquor along with the worm in it and hallucinates
George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion about Being a Cheetah
George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show in order to expose Vics cheating, gold-digging fiance.
George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good'
When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.
George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes
George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.
George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante
A sexual predator moves into the neighborhood and George and Angie decide its time to finally have the talk with Max.
George is Maid to be Ruth-Less
George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
George is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness
When the love of Benny's life Wayne returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.
George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La
George and Angie bet over who can live more frugally
George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed
George tries to relive his high-school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But George wishes he could take it all b
George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation
When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban, Benny's nicotine withdrawals drive George to self destructive behavior ba
George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie
The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in Geo
George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test
Vic reigns fatherly love so George will play in a father-son golf tournament against his long time rival and his son, To
George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line
Max goes to work with his dad to learn how important an education is.
George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia
A multi-millionaire Mr. Vega buys Powers Brothers Aviation and asks George to stay on board if he's willing to consider
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