Seasons & Episodes
Oliver Buys A Farm
New York lawyer Oliver Douglas quits his job at the law firm of Felton, O'Connell, Clay, Blakely, Harmon, Dillion & Past
Lisa's First Day On the Farm
Lisa gets her first look at their dilipidated--and empty--farmhouse and is horrified. Oily Mr. Haney, who previously own
The Decorator
Oliver wants to start farming but Lisa demands he have their house redecorated first. Sam Drucker recommends a decorator
The Best Laid Plans
While Oliver makes plans to get the farm in working order, Lisa travels to New York to pack up their furniture. The Hoot
My Husband, the Rooster Renter
Mr. Haney rents Bertram the rooster to Oliver for fifty cents a day. Unfortunately, he's a "pecker", not a "crower", so
Furniture, Furniture, Who's Got the Furniture?
Oliver's mother sends the Douglases their furniture from New York, while she also rides down to visit them. While Oliver
Neighborliness
Oliver is frustrated because, among other problems, his new plow won't arrive in time for planting season. Uncle Joe has
Lisa the Helpmate
Oliver has collected soil samples from his farm for the university to analyze. When the samples are accidentally spilled
You Can't Plug in a 2 with a 6
It's planting time in Hooterville and Oliver is shocked that the locals make their crop choices based on aches and pains
Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
With their phone still not connected, Oliver asks Mr. Kimball to put some pressure on his mother, who owns the telephone
Parity Begins at Home
Oliver wants to plant wheat on all 160 of his acres, but the local agricultural committee says he can only do eight. Inc
Lisa Has a Calf
Fearful that Mr. Haney will lay claim to Eleanor's calf, the Douglases decide to keep the cow's pregnancy a secret. The
The Wedding Anniversary
While Oliver tries to recall how long he's been married to Lisa, she flashes back to last year's anniversary which ended
What Happened in Scranton?
Lisa is shocked that Hooterville doesn't have a beauty salon. She calls her mother-in-law who ships out her hair dresser
How to Enlarge a Bedroom
After Lisa delivers an ultimatum, Oliver hires incompetent carpenters Alf and Ralph Monroe to enlarge the tiny bedroom.
Give Me Land, Lots Of Land
Lisa is against buying neighboring property owned by the Watsons until she see their farmhouse. Thinking the house is pa
I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a Fireman
Oliver is allowed to join the Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department if he'll play an instrument in their marching band.
Lisa Bakes a Cake
Oliver's upset that Lisa listed him the new phone directory as an attorney. He fears he'll be flooded with calls wanting
Sprained Ankle, Country Style
While fixing the TV antenna, Oliver falls through the roof and sprains his ankle. A parade of Hooterville residents show
The Price of Apples
Oliver will make considerable more on his apple crop if he gets his to market first. He hires local highschoolers to pic
What's In a Name?
Ralph Monroe finds herself smitten with Hank Kimball, but discovers that he won't date a woman with a man's name. She as
The Day of Decision
Lisa agreed to try out Green Acres for six months. Today's the day she decides whether to stay in Hooterville or return
A Pig In a Poke
Oliver is invited to New York to be the guest speaker at a Harvard alumni banquet but he arrives with an unexpected stow
The Deputy
Sam Drucker's off for a two-week vacation to visit his sister, leaving Oliver to take over his duties as deputy sheriff.
Double Drick
Tired of repairing the rickety generator that Haney sold him, Oliver checks on the status of his electricity. Learning t
The Ballad of Molly Turgis
Oliver wants to write a folk song about local legend Molly Turgis, a woman so ugly she was run out of Hooterville. Facts
Never Look a Gift Tractor in the Mouth
Lisa wants to surprise Oliver with a new tractor for his birthday. To keep it out of sight, she has it delivered to the
Send a Boy to College
Eb's talent for curing sick animals leads the Douglases to send him to veterinarian school. Unfortunately, his college c
Horse? What Horse?
Lisa belives that Oliver's beginning to crack under the pressure of running the farm. After Oliver claims to have seen a
The Rains Came
A drought in Hooterville has crops wilting in the fields. Oliver is so desperate, he agrees to pay Haney $350 if he can
Culture
The "Every Other Wednesday Afternoon Discussion Club" decides to bring culture to the valley by starting the Hooterville
Uncle Ollie
Oliver's groovy nephew arrives in Hooterville on his motorcycle with long hair, hip lingo and no interest in work. Chuck
Wings Over Hooterville
Lisa tells the story of how she and Oliver met. During WWII, Oliver's plane was shot down and he was stranded in a tree.
Water, Water Everywhere
Mr. Haney has Willie the well-witcher to witch him a new well. But when Mr. Haney has plenty of water, Oliver loses his
I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a Soldier
When the Ziffels go on a second honeymoon at Niagra Falls, they leave Arnold with Oliver and Lisa. While there, Arnold i
How to See South America By Bus
Oliver ends up with a new client named Collins, who turns out to be a very attractive woman, whose first name is Amy, wh
The Ugly Duckling
Ralph Monroe is devastated when Mr. Kimball turns her down again. Lisa decides to help Ralph out, by making her more fem
One of Our Assemblymen is Missing
Oliver's back on his soap box, delivering fiery patriotic speeches after getting a bill for the State Farm Unattached Du
The Good Old Days
Lisa is homesick for the Park Avenue penthouse. So Oliver tells her the story of Gus and Etta, a farmer and his Hungaria
Eb Discovers the Birds and the Bees
Eb suddenly discovers he has feelings for Betty Jo Bradley. Eb wants nothing more than to date her, but the advice Olive
The Hooterville Image
The Hooterville farmers have decided that Oliver is ruining the town's image by doing his farming chores in a suit. Oliv
You Ought to Be in Pictures
James Stuart from the agricultural department wants to do a film on the pitfalls of new farmers. The locals think "Jimmy
A Home Isn't Built in a Day
Tired of living in a dump, Lisa demands some serious home improvements. Oliver fires the Monroe brothers and hires an ar
A Square is Not Round
The Douglases try to determine which of their hens is laying square eggs. Once word gets out, Haney and a chicken breede
An Old Fashioned Christmas
Oliver decides to have an old fashioned Christmas by chopping down a tree off his property. Mr. Haney warns him that it
Never Trust a Little Old Lady
It's tomato planting season and Oliver needs some useful weather information. Hooterville relies on WPIXL-TV's Mildred,
School Days
Oliver spends a lot of time in the principal's office when Lisa enrolls at Hooterville High. In school primarily for a c
His Honor
Oliver misunderstands when the Hooterville bigwigs ask him to be a judge. He thinks he's being appointed an appellate ju
It's So Peaceful in the Country
Oliver's mother needs bed rest so what better place than her son's farm. All she has to do is ignore Alf and Ralph's dri
Exodus to Bleedswell
The residents of Hooterville flock to nearby Bleedswell for jobs at the new defense plant. To keep people from leaving,
It's Human to Be Humane
Bored and looking for a project, Lisa becomes the head of the "Hooterville Human Humane Committee". She takes her cause
Never Take Your Wife to a Convention
The only thing Oliver learns at a farming convention is how to get a hangover. He and Lisa meet up with Charlie, a forme
The Computer Age
A desperate Ralph Monroe joins a computer dating service to meet a husband. Oliver thinks it's a great idea since comput
Never Start Talking Unless Your Voice Comes Out
Oliver has to choose between being a farmer or lawyer when he gets an offer to practice in Washington, D. C. The officia
The Beverly Hillbillies
When the cast takes ill, the Douglases take to the stage in a charity production of The Beverly Hillbillies. After Eb "p
Lisa's Vegetable Garden
According to Oliver, every farm wife should be growing her own vegetables so Lisa starts her own garden. Armed with usel
The Saucer Season
Once Eb's wild story about meeting space aliens hits the press, tourists descend on the Douglas farm to meet the new cel
Getting Even With Haney
Tired of Doris' nagging about having to beat their laundry on a rock in the creek, Fred buys a Grabwell washing machine
Kimball Gets Fired
Ralph is distraught when her beloved "Hankie" Kimball is fired as the county agricultural agent. His replacement is so r
The Vulgar Ring Story
Lisa says that woman in her family must marry an American every fourth generation to keep the huge ring she now wears. S
Who's Lisa?
While fixing the roof, Oliver accidentally drops a hammer on Lisa's head, giving her amnesia. Initially, he's upset beca
Music to Milk By
Eb becomes obsessed with winning a contest on a Pixley radio station. To identify all the songs, he has to listen day an
The Man For the Job
The committee to select a new state senator considers Oliver Douglas for the job.
Lisa's Jam Session
Oliver decides it would be a great idea for Lisa to make her own jam preserves.
Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel
An unlikely but hilarious love affair between Arnold the pig and Cynthia the basset hound captivates the residents of Ho
Oliver vs. the Phone Company
Oliver starts a feud with the Hooterville Phone Company and launches a campaign to recall its management.
Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company
Mr. Trendell turns over the keys of the Hooterville Phone Company to Oliver Douglas.
A Kind Word For the President
Oliver sets out to accomplish to changes at the Hooterville Phone Company, now that he's president.
Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked
Oliver sets out to harvest his tomato crops.
Eb Elopes
Oliver and Lisa wake up one morning to find that their handyman has eloped.
The Thing
Oliver stops paying storage rates for an item that neither he nor Lisa can remember owning, and the unknown item is ship
Das Lumpen
Lisa tells another war story - this one details how she saved Oliver from the Nazis during World War II and how their ro
Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?
The residents of Hooterville are in an uproar when Arnold Ziffel the pig is missing.
Jealousy, English Style
Oliver informs Lisa that he plans to attend a farm symposium without her.
Haney's New Image
When Mr. Haney finds out first that the Douglas farm is the possible site for an interchange for a proposed new highway,
Alf and Ralph Break Up
Ralph, the lady carpenter, runs away from home and stays with the Douglases after having a fight with her brother, Alf.
No Trespassing
Oliver shows symptoms of overwork, so Lisa talks him into going on a picnic.
Eb Returns
The Douglas' handyman returns home from his honeymoon and reveals that he did not get married.
Not Guilty
Eb is accused of taking $300 from Sam Drucker's safe when he shows up with a new car, which just happens to cost $300.
Home is Where You Run Away From
A mysterious young boy shows up at the Douglas farm and claims to be from another world.
How to Suceed in Television Without Really Trying
Lisa invests $28 in a 10-year-old's "Electric Company;" to show his gratitude, the young wizard "electronificates" the D
Arnold, Boy Hero
Lisa and Oliver are taken hostage by two bank robbers who hide out in their farmhouse.
Flight to Nowhere
As part of an agricultural exchange program, Oliver and other Hooterville farmers are offered a chance to join a charter
My Mother, the Countess
Lisa reveals that her mother, the Countess, is going to pay a visit to Green Acres.
The Spring Festival
Spring fever sets in at Green Acres when Lisa sets out to produce a Spring festival celebration.
Our Son, the Barber
Eb decides on a career as a barber and talks Oliver into putting him through a do-it-yourself mail-order barber college.
Oliver's Jaded Past
Lisa reminds Oliver that he promised her a New York vacation if she stayed with him on the farm for two years.
The Hungarian Curse
A fellow Hungarian, Lazlo Broslav, visits Lisa and becomes an unwanted house guest. It is revealed that Lazlo once saved
The Rutabaga Story
Oliver decides that all Hooterville farmers should plant rutabagas as their primary cash crop, and initiates a publicity
Instant Family
When an expectant mother goes into labor, Oliver takes her to the hospital, and Lisa takes her seven other children to l
A Star Named Arnold is Born (Part 1)
Arnold the pig appears in a play at the Hooterville Theater. Lisa arranges for an old friend to give him a chance in sho
A Star Named Arnold is Born (Part 2)
Oliver and Lisa chaperone Arnold's trip to Hollywood, where he lands a starring role in a motion picture.
Guess Who's Not Going to the Luau?
Peterson's Poi Juice is giving away a trip to Hawaii and Arnold Ziffel is chosen as the winner. When the ad agency rep m
The Rummage Sale
The Douglases are asked to donate old clothing to a charity rummage sale. Lisa is glad to give away Oliver's entire ward
Hail to the Fire Chief
Scheming to get Oliver to pay his way to a convention, Fire Chief Joe Carson appoints him as his assistant. Instead, Oli
Eb's Romance
Eb announces his engagement to Loreli Appleby, a girl he met the day before. In an attempt to impress his future father-
The Candidate
Fed up with the lousy condition of the Hooterville highway, Oliver launches an attack on their beloved state district re
Handy Lessons
Wanting to be a bigger help to Oliver, Lisa decides to learn carpentry. She buys overalls and begins to study the craft
A Husband For Eleanor
Oliver plans to leave Eleanor with Mr. Cowan's bull Dudley so she'll birth a calf and start giving milk again. However,
Old Mail Day
It's "Old Mail Day" and Sam Drucker hands out letters that have gotten misplaced in his post office. Having learned noth
The Agricultural Student
The Agricultural Department is sending a student to learn the ropes from agent Hank Kimball. No one's too interested unt
How Hooterville was Floundered
After Joe Carson quits as head of the Hooterville centennial celebration, Oliver gets the job. His idea is to stage a re
The Blue Feather
Lisa's convinced that Hungarian gypsies have placed a curse on her when she receives a dreaded blue feather in the mail.
How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving
After Oliver orders the Monroe brothers to finish work on the bedroom, they confess that they never got a building permi
The Birthday Gift
For Lisa's birthday gift, Oliver plans to gets her a horse. Mr Haney delivers one, and it's not your average nag. Its na
Everywhere a Chick Chick
Oliver has the bad idea of getting into the chicken raising business. Haney wants to sell him a ridiculous egg laying co
The Marital Vacation
Even though taking separate vacations was Lisa's idea, she misses Oliver before she even gets to the airport. Her consta
A Prize in Every Package
Criminals rob a jewelry store in Chicago and stash their haul in a grain bin. The expensive gems end up packed in boxes
Law Partners
Recent law school graduate Brian Williams pitches Oliver on joining him in a new practice. After another of his patrioti
A Day in the Life of Oliver Wendell Holmes
The law office of Douglas and Williams is open for business, even though the sign has Oliver Mendell Douglas (later Oliv
Economy Flight to Washington
The Hooterville Young People's Agricultural Society, comprised of Eb, Hank and Arnold, flies to Washington, D. C. for th
Retreat From Washington
With the Douglases in Washington, the "Haney Farm Mindin' Service" leases out their house (for $4 a day) to a couple wit
A Hunting We Won't Go
After a friendly doe wanders onto the farm, Lisa starts a drive to ban deer hunting. When the governor arrives in Hooter
Oh, Promise Me
A check of their their marriage license revals that Oliver and Lisa aren't husband and wife. They'd been mistakenly give
Eb Uses His Ingenuity
Eb needs to raise $20 for his girlfriends birthday gift.
The Old Trunk
From inside an old trunk Eb found in the barn, Lisa begins reading the diary of Lydia Plunkett who, in 1898, becomes a t
The Milk Maker
Local inventor "Looney Luke" Needlinger has built a contraption that turns hay into milk. Convinced it will make them ri
The Reincarnation of Eb
Oliver, Lisa and Eb talk about reincarnation after watching a movie about a grandfather who returns as a racehorse. Late
Lisa's Mudder Comes for a Visit
Lisa's 'mudder' (mother) pays a surprise visit to the Hooterville farm and promptly takes over as a three-week house gue
Everybody Tries to Love a Countess
Oliver loses all hopes of getting rid of his mother-in-law when Mr Haney and Uncle Joe Carson vie to become his father-i
Where There's a Will
Fred Ziffel finds out that Arnold may in line for a inheritance. Arnold has the ability to predict the weather with his
A Tale of a Tail
Oliver takes Arnold the Pig Chicago to receive Arnold's inheritance of $20,000,000. Arnold is a direct discendant of Her
You and Your Big Shrunken Head
When the Douglases, Eb, and Arnold return from Chicago, Arnold becomes a gift-bearing pig. He gives Mr. Kimball a wristw
The Road
Oliver's angry over Hooterville's dirt road, especially after learning the money to pave it was appropriated thirty year
Four of Spades
Lisa the fortune-teller predicts that a mysterious stranger will soon enter Oliver's life. That stranger is Tadpole Talb
The Youth Center
Alarmed by the dropping population of Hooterville, Oliver calls a town meeting to find a way to keep the young people fr
The Special Delivery Letter
Oliver tries to pick up a special delivery letter that arrived for him at the Hooterville post office. He and Lisa end u
Oliver's Schoolgirl Crush
The principal of Hootervile asks Oliver to address on of his classes, about job opportunities. While talking to the clas
Ralph's Nuptials
Ralph finally squeezes a proposal out of a medicated Hank Kimball, sending a delighted Lisa into wedding planning mode.
Oliver and the Cornstalk
With minimal help from Eb, a stressed Oliver begins planting his corn crop. Lisa tries to be a useful farm wife by makin
Beauty is Skin Deep
Sam Drucker stocks no "cosmeteticals" in his store, so Lisa offers to put together a display for him. When 395 cartons o
The Wish-Book
The discovery of a Wish Book from 1898 leads Haney to tell the story of Calvin and Tessie Whittaker, who once owned the
Rest and Relaxation
Oliver's old friend, reporter Mort Warner, comes to Hooterville to relax and soothe his rattled nerves. He's ready to fl
Trapped
Oliver and Lisa find a basement in their house. While exploring it, they find themselfs trapped. They send a sos up the
Bundle of Joy
While Oliver's in New Yorkfinishing a casefor his old law firm, Lisa and Eb discover "Little Freddie" on the doorstep. O
The Ex-Con
Oliver gives another of his speeches, this one to the County Bar Association, encouraging the hiring of ex-convicts. Thi
The Cow Killer
Haney's latest attempt to cheat Oliver could land him in jail if he doesn't repay his $200 by six o'clock. He uses Olive
The Confrontation
In just his first day as the School Board President, Oliver has started a grammar school protest. The kids are upset tha
The Case of the Hooterville Refund Fraud
Oliver unintentionally provides the motive for the residents of Hooterville to illegally receive more than $500,000 from
The Picnic
Oliver wants to have a simple, romantic Sunday picnic with Lisa. His afternoon for two turns into an irritating crowd wh
The Beeping Rock
A wild story told by an 11-year-old about his recent trip to the moon enthralls Eb and Lisa. Oliver believes none of it,
Uncle Fedor
Lisa's skittish Uncle Fedor uses the Douglases home to hide out--mostly under the bed and sofa. He claims he's on the ru
The Wealthy Landowner
In a personals ad, Eb advertises himself as a wealthy landowner. He begins communicating with a woman with a Park Avenue
Happy Birthday
It's Oliver's birthday, and everyone but him wants to celebrate. It also (coincidentally) happens to be Arnold's birthda
The City Kids
Four children from the city spend a week on the farm with the Douglases. While Oliver teaches them to plant seeds and mi
The Coming-Out Party
Lori, the little girl who missed the train back to the city, is staying with the Douglases. Lisa's plan to introduce her
Jealousy
Eb won't stop badgering "Dad" to buy him a car, though an increasingly irritated Oliver keeps saying no. Meanwhile, Lisa
A Royal Love Story
Lisa tells Lori yet another version of how she and Oliver met. In this one, she was living in a Paris apartment with her
Oliver Goes Broke
After saying good-bye to Lori at the airport, a distraught Lisa seeks a job to fill her days. When Haney spots her apply
The Great Mayoralty Campaign
Mayorial candidate Oliver Douglas faces an opponent when the Hooterville women nominate Lisa to run. While the men plot
Eb's Double Trouble
The new schoolteacher, Carol, arrives in Hooterville and Eb's heart is aflutter. Eb's current local girlfriend(Darlene)
Apple-Picking Time
Oliver has his first good apple crop, but the valley has no pickers. He suggests the farmers take turns picking each oth
Enterprising Eb
Eb learns that $538 is not enough to build a house on the two acres the Douglases gave to him and Darlene. His schemes t
Oliver's Double
Confusion takes over Hooterville as a bank robber and his girlfriend hold up in Pixley. The main problem is that the ban
The High Cost of Loving
Wanting a better paying career, Eb enters the accounting program of a correspondence school. When they mistakenly enroll
The Liberation Movement
After Lisa hears a women's liberation speaker, she demands that Oliver share the household chores while she runs the far
Charlie, Homer and Natasha
Oliver won't take Lisa to New York for a big party, but the issue isn't over. She conspires with Eb to invent new invisi
The Engagement Ring
Eb is sent packing when Darlene's dad learns he proposed to is daughter with a watch fob instead of a ring. Lisa gives E
The Free Paint Job
Oliver's happy to let a paint company put a fresh coat on the house as an advertising stunt. But to everyone's surprise,
Son of Drobny
Hooterville throws a celebration for the son of a war hero who Lisa claims delivered secret messages during WWII. Oliver
The Wedding Deal
With just two weeks until their wedding, Eb and Darlene still don't have a location for the ceremony. Mr. Haney's first
Star Witness
When the Ziffels come down with the flu, Arnold the pig stays with the Douglases for a few days, complete with his bagga
The Spot Remover
Lisa's Uncle Boris sends her a jar of his incredibly effective cleaning fluid. It removes stains from suit coats and rug
King Oliver I
The govenor announces ""Our state is bankrupt"" and that he is raising taxes 52%. Hooterville responds by blowing up the
A Girl for Drobny
Drobny the pet duck, which Lisa received from her uncle in Hungary, is lonesome. He annoys Oliver by playing his phonogr
The Carpenter's Ball
Ralph wants Hank to ask her to the Carpenter's Ball, but he comes up with feeble excuses to avoid going. Planning to get
The Hole in the Porch
While fixing a leaky sink pipe, Oliver is reminded that he needs to fix other things around the place, like the loose fl
Lisa the Psychologist
Lisa & Oliver decide to take a college course together in Pixley. Oliver chooses a farming course meeting on Mondays, We
Hawaiian Honeymoon
Lisa cons Oliver into taking a 'fifth' honeymoon together, this time in Hawaii. When they check into the honeymoon suite
The Ex-Secretary
Oliver is looking through his old Christmas Cards to find the return address of an ex-secretary of his who had moved to
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