Seasons & Episodes
The Sexy Coupon Book
Not valid Friday through Sunday.
The Skinny Bitch Diet Menu
If you want a flauntré, you’ve got to flaunt it.
Don’t Call My Dick “Nice”
Nice doesn’t mean small, it just means “not huge”.
Adult Disney Fans Are Weird
He doth bear the mark of House Mouse.
Why Did I Order the Shit Salad?
At least it comes with a lot of shit.
Laptops: The Conversation Killer
There’s no reason adults can’t sit at their laptops and still have a conver… talk.
Contour Makeup Has Gone Too Far
Murph DOES look disgusting.
Did You Kill Your Grandpa?
It’s hard to come to terms with the ravages of time – and oncoming traffic.
Breaking Up with Your Throuple
Cause tonight is the night when three become two.
Adults Get Drunk on Wine
Wine: the healthiest alcohol, according to your aunt.
Bloody Mary’s Are Gross
Nothing projects raw masculinity like a pint glass of ketchup soup that tastes like dirty seawater.
Twinsies
Either the Cat Goes or I Do
Emily got a cat, but Murph is allergic to them. What can they do now?
Put Your Phone Away
The Wrong Way to Reveal Your Pregnancy
It’s Harder to Make Friends as an Adult
I’m Glad Your Exes Are Hot
Adults Can’t Wear Crop Tops
Stop Posting Unflattering Photos of Me
Happy Birthday! You’re Not Special
Emily’s birthday party at the restaurant gets a dark turn.