How Do You Want Me?
How Do You Want Me?

How Do You Want Me?

1998 2 Seasons 12 Episodes ⭐ 7.8 Comedy

Following their marriage, Ian and Lisa move back to the village where she grew up, a village still dominated by her family. In order to try to fit in, Ian takes a job as the village photographer, a profession for which he is not really cut out.

Following their marriage, Ian and Lisa move back to the village where she grew up, a village still dominated by her family. In order to try to fit in, Ian takes a job as the village photographer, a profession for which he is not really cut out.

Seasons & Episodes

EP 1

No One Can Hear You Scream

Newly-weds Lisa and Ian Lyons move from London to her home village in rural Suffolk. Ian has trouble adapting to country

EP 2

Floppy, But Not Too Floppy

Ian finally receives his first business assignment: taking the primary school annual photograph. However, things don’t

EP 3

Monstrous

Some intimate photographs of Ian and Lisa cause a stir when they are posted around the village. Desperate to ingratiate

EP 4

Woof!

Derek’s continued obsession with Lisa creates friction. To support a village charity gala, Ian invites one of his frie

EP 5

The Hidden World of Country Fire Stations

Ian travels round with the local fire service when he decides to write a book about them however, he uncovers a swindle

EP 6

Sausage, Balloon, Bum

There is a scandal in the village when Ian is accused of hitting a young boy. The Lyons find rural life rather dull and

EP 1

White Pubic Hair

When Ian falls through the barn roof, he is convinced that his father-in-law is trying to kill him. Lisa finds directing

EP 2

I’m Not an Alcoholic

Lisa disagrees with the Headmaster about how the students should address the teachers. Ian gives up alcohol and has grea

EP 3

Nude Modelling Module

Ian runs a photography course in an effort to improve business. However, he has issues with an unwanted admirer and is u

EP 4

Bad Builders

Derek has problems when he hires Dean to redesign his kitchen. Meanwhile, Ian agrees to look after Helen’s clothes sho

EP 5

Ready, Steady, Kill

Ian takes up shooting in an effort to bond with his father-in-law. Unfortunately, Ian alienates himself further and ends

EP 6

The Pleasures of Village Life

Popular Cast

Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran
Ian Lyons
Charlotte Coleman
Charlotte Coleman
Lisa Lyons
Frank Finlay
Frank Finlay
Emma Chambers
Emma Chambers
Peter Serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
Mark Heap
Mark Heap
Clive Merrison
Clive Merrison