It Ain't Half Hot Mum

Showing the Flag

The Sergeant Major tries to train the concert party to lower the flag at sunset.

Down in the Jungle

The concert party's plane makes a crash landing, and the men realise they could be behind enemy lines.

The Natives are Revolting

The Sergeant Major is determined to find out who replaced the camp's Union Jack with an Indian flag.

Cabaret Time

A performance in the Kama Sutra Club gets the concert party and the Battery Sergeant Major into trouble.

The Curse of the Sadhu

Sergeant Williams tempts the wrath of the gods by ejecting a revered holy man from the parade ground.

Forbidden Fruits

When the army runs out of "that stuff they put in our tea" the men cannot stop thinking about women. Colonel Reynolds tr

Has Anyone Seen My Cobra?

A snake-charmer's cobra goes missing and is found in the Sergeant Major's quarters.

The Night of the Thugs

The concert party take refuge from a rainstorm in a ruined temple and fall victim to a fanatical native sect.

The Supremo Show

While the officers are out of the way in hospital, Williams takes the opportunity to post the concert party up the jungl

Mind My Maharajah

The concert party is sent to the palace of the Maharajah of Bharatpur to protect him.

Bang Goes the Maharajah

The concert party try to stop the attempts on the life of the Maharajah of Bharatpur.

The Grand Illusion

Sergeant Major Williams finds that bragging about his troops can get him into trouble.

Pale Hands I Love

The sergeant major falls in love and gets into trouble with the Tongs.

Don't Take the Micky

Sergeant Major Williams tries to break up the concert party by promoting Gunner Graham.

Monsoon Madness

When the Sergeant-Major makes the Concert party perform fatigues to be ready for the arrival of the monsoon, Lofty goes

Kidnapped in the Khyber

When it becomes difficult for Colonel Reynolds to hide his affair with Mrs Waddilove-Evans, he decides it's best to acco

A Fate Worse Than Death

The members of the concert party try to find the kidnapped Mrs Waddilove-Evans.

Ticket to Blighty

Bombardier Beaumont tries different ways to get sent home.

Lofty's Little Friend

An elephant follows Lofty to the camp.

Flight to Jawani

Men from a remote RAF base get too excited when the concert party puts on a show.

We Are Not Amused

A pageant, written by Captain Ashwood, might offend the Indian assistant to the District Officer.

Twenty-One Today

Gunner Parkins turns twenty-one. Sergeant Major Williams wants to give him a present.

Front Line Entertainers

When the men get sent up the jungle, they find that some Australian soldiers have not vacated their camp, as was ordered

Bridge Over the River Hipong

While they are still having trouble adapting to the jungle, the members of the concert party get the task of building a

The Pay-Off

The men of the Royal Artillery Concert Party put on a show for Burmese bandits.

Puddings From Heaven

When the men discover a way to get food dropped illegally, they get into trouble. The food (puddings) were meant for som

The Superstar

The Concert Party members are made to feel redundant when a talented new arrival steals the limelight.

The Eternal Quadrangle

Gunner Parkins has fallen in love with a pretty Burmese girl from the local village – the same girl that Captain Ashwo

The Stars Look Down

The Big League

After a drunken incident, the men try to make up with the local population by organising a football match.

The Big Payroll Snatch

When the men from the concert party are guarding the Army payroll, a local bandit leader tries to lure the Sergeant Majo

The Dhobi Wallahs

Trapped behind enemy lines, the members of the concert party have to disguise themselves as dhobi wallahs.

Lead, Kindly Light

To ensure the very existence of the Concert Party the artists have to impress the area commander.

Holidays at Home

Colonel Reynolds and Captain Ashwood are away, leaving the Sergeant Major to put the concert party on a torturous thirst

Caught Short

With money missing from the petty cash, it falls on Captain Ashwood to solve the crime.

That's Entertainment?

The Sgt Major makes a decision guaranteed to cause uproar when he picks a Scottish audience to watch a special English p

The Guinea Pigs

The Concert Party are roped into testing a new anti-malaria drug.

Dog in the Manger

Captain Ashwood falls victim to unwanted attention from a female officer.

The Great Broadcast

The men get a chance to perform on Forces Radio.

Class of 1945

In an effort to free themselves from the Sergeant Major, the men suggest that he apply for a commission.

Star Commandos

The Concert Party travels to the front.

Gloria's Finest Hour

A head injury changes Beaumont's personality, turning him into a fighting machine.

Money Talks

When Gunner Graham stands to inherit some money, everybody wants to give him financial advice.

Aquastars

A show on the river does not go the way it was planned.

The Last Warrior

Whilst playing the RMS Lollipop, The Concert Party hear that Japan has surrendred on the S.S. Mersury and the Second Wor

Never the Twain Shall Meet

Now that the war is over, the natives return to their village. They want the men from the Concert Party to move out so t

The Long Road Home

It's time for the men from the Concert Party to start the return journey to Britain. Everyone is supposed to have inject

The Last Roll Call

The men reach England and prepare for demobilisation.