Seasons & Episodes
Episode 001
Loretta delivers word that a neighborhood family was murdered; Mary and Tom have a disagreement about making love; Charl
Episode 002
Mary brings her grandfather home from the police station; Kathy falls for a blue-eyed Armenian bartender; a reporter int
Episode 003
Mary is interviewed by a reporter; Young Heather Hartman displays suspicious behavior when asked about the recent murder
Episode 004
Grampa Larkin appears in court; Tom and Mary's drought in the bedroom continues.
Episode 005
Word begins to spread that Heather knows more about the Lombardi murders than she's telling; Cathy gets fired; Mary rece
Episode 006
Grampa Larkin visits a psychiatric social worker; Mary gets some sex books; a strange man follows Heather home from scho
Episode 007
Mary turns to the police after Heather confesses that she saw the killer; Loretta is arrested for picketing; Charlie stu
Episode 008
Tom is furious with Mary after finding her sex books; Grampa Larkin's social worker admits that she's in love with him;
Episode 009
Immediately after recording her demo, Loretta begins suffering from fainting spells; Mary becomes jealous of one of Tom'
Episode 010
Charlie tries talking sense into Tom, but Tom feels something is missing in his life. Cathy prepares for her date with C
Episode 011
Tom and Heather both go missing on the same night, and so Mary can only hope that Heather is safe and that Tom was kidna
Episode 012
Loretta considers not going to Nashville since Heather is missing. Mary finds out the truth about Tom. Loretta gets some
Episode 013
Cathy brings Steve over to meet her parents. Fanny is too much for Raymond. The mass murderer is revealed and Heather, T
Episode 014
Mary returns home with one shoe and no groceries. Tom wants to know where she's been. Loretta and Charlie are off to Nas
Episode 015
Mary tries to calm the mass murderer, while he continues to ask for demands: a car and $100,000.
Episode 016
The mass murderer will only give up when he gets a stack of bibles and an oath from the Reverend that the police won't f
Episode 017
Sgt. Foley tries to save Mary, but to no avail. Mae and Tom try to save Mary, themselves.
Episode 018
The ordeal is over and everyone is relieved that Mary is safe.
Episode 019
Mary deals with the aftermath of her ordeal. Charlie looks after Loretta, while Mary is furious with Tom.
Episode 020
Mary feels that her marriage is over. Tom seeks advice from Coach Fedders, while Mary gets sociable with Sgt. Foley.
Episode 021
Mary visits Sgt. Foley's apartment; Charlie and Loretta pack for Nashville; Heather knows something's up, while Raymond
Episode 022
Mary returns home with one shoe and no groceries. Tom wants to know where she's been. Loretta and Charlie are off to Nas
Episode 023
Mary is served with a summons by Sergeant Foley, along with a much more personal invitation. Blanche and Leroy discus
Episode 024
Tragedy strikes the Haggers in the form of a stationwagon full of nuns. Mary does her best to comfort Charlie. Neither T
Episode 025
Mary is served with a summons by Sergeant Foley, along with a much more personal invitation. Blanche and Leroy discus
Episode 026
Tom has something to discuss with Mary. Tom moves in with Charlie. Loretta is sinking fast.
Episode 027
Mary makes a trip to the library. Martha insists that being miserable is the only key to happiness.
Episode 028
Tom and Mary visit the doctor. Cathy gets a new job. Charlie gets still more bad news.
Episode 029
Mary says Tom shouldn't go to waste. Cathy's magic fingers make their debut.
Episode 030
Mary says Tom shouldn't go to waste. Cathy's magic fingers make their debut.
Episode 031
Tom rescues Heather from a liver dinner. Loretta attempts a valiant stand. Sergeant Foley visits Mary, who threatens
Episode 032
Martha is on the floor. Cathy and Steve try to help. Meet the all new, all now Roberta Walashak.
Episode 033
George says no to Cathy and Steve, but his words fall on deaf ears. Charlie and Loretta swap exciting news. The Shumw
Episode 034
Loretta and Charlie wheel their way home. Grandpa helps Roberta, who insults her way into a sale. Tom and Mary learn
Episode 035
Loretta invites the Hartmans to her healing. Charlie looks for miracles of his own.
Episode 036
This episode is a review of the events that took place in the first thirty-five episodes.
Episode 037
Mary makes a discovery about Heather. The Hartmans make a parental decision. Tom and Mary get high for the Lord.
Episode 038
Dorelda Doremus' "healing" falls flat. George faces up to facts and says yes to Cathy and Steve. Tom and Mary reach new
Episode 039
Tom and Mary owe Heather an explanation. Loretta is still looking up. The Friendly Loan Company drops in on the Haggers.
Episode 040
Tragedy makes strange bedfellows. Mae spends the night with Tom and Mary. Steve has something to show Cathy. Martha find
Episode 041
Mary keeps Mae from suicide, for the sake of her bathroom. Charlie and Loretta get a not so friendly letter. Mary and Ma
Episode 042
Mary finds a match made in heaven, in her own kitchen. Roberta hopes Grandpa can forget. Mary finds new meaning in her l
Episode 043
Leroy is worried sick. Mae talks to Tom about Mary. Leroy Fedders gets into his last bowl of chicken soup.
Episode 044
Mary's chicken soup makes the evening news. The time has come for Steve to gesture goodbye. Mary's guilt gets Leroy a Ca
Episode 045
George gets a "visitor" and then a "surprise." The Hartmans get a call from Tom's ex's ex. George returns home in a pani
Episode 046
Mary plays hostess to a funeral and eulogizes the late Leroy Fedders. Tom and Mary make plans for the hypothetical. Tom
Episode 047
Mae's reunion is a big headache for Tom and it's all Mary's fault. Loretta and Charlie get some not so friendly news. Lo
Episode 048
Charlie and Loretta face eviction at the hands of the Friendly Loan Co. Steve appears on the Johnny Tilson Show, where i
Episode 049
Mary tells Tom that it'll be 23 years before their sexual desires are synchronized again. Tom is angered by Mary's need
Episode 050
Dr. Fermin tells Loretta that she's in spontaneous remission. Charlie devises a plan to come up with money to stall evic
Episode 051
Now that Mary knows her thing is communication, she has to decide what to do with it. Tom doesn't communicate well when
Episode 052
Steve reassures Cathy that starlet Kate Walters was just for publicity. Tom has to explain to Heather that he broke the
Episode 053
Cathy tells George and Martha that she and Steve are going to Hollywood to be married, just as Kate Walters arrives at S
Episode 054
Mary, Martha, and Loretta plan Cathy's impromptu bridal shower while she's throwing her engagement ring back at Steve. A
Episode 055
Mary secretly phones Mona but can't talk. After her date with Dennis, Cathy's over Steve. Loretta has a new tune about C
Episode 056
Mary is too busy preparing food products without food to care about Cathy's relationship with Dennis. Loretta receives a
Episode 057
Mary and Tom have a surrogate. Loretta gets a non-obscene phone call. Mary leaves Tom alone with Mona.
Episode 058
Charlie talks to Loretta about Muriel. Cathy and Dennis return from a night together. Loretta prepares for her predecess
Episode 059
Mrs. Haggers meets Mrs. Haggers. Sergeant Foley waits with Mary. Mary is shaking - and it's not from the cold. Charlie a
Episode 060
Mary is not nervous as Mona drops by. Cathy has no need to be jealous. Tom learns the wonders of performance anxiety.
Episode 061
Mary wonders about Tom's sudden burst of cooperativeness. Charlie tells Loretta the story of Muriel. Cathy has found the
Episode 062
Mona has a perfect record - practically. Loretta and Mary tackle each other's problems and talk about "the scar!"
Episode 063
Loretta gives a farewell performance. Cathy plays hard-to-get and says yes to two dates.
Episode 064
Tom has some good news. Mary's not in touch with herself and witnesses the wounding of the Lackawanda Institute.
Episode 065
Martha confides in Mary and tells her about the ozone. Mary talks to Heather about love and slaps her in the face.
Episode 066
The Shumways are warned about Sergeant Foley from the one he loves. Mary tells of the meaning of STET and loses more tha
Episode 067
Mary feels awful and Roberta says "great." Mary tells Dennis he must forget Cathy. Mary confides in Cathy, who hates her
Episode 068
Mary wonders about international conspiracy and makes the morning meal. Cathy and Dennis play games. Mary gets a gift fr
Episode 069
Mary can't get out of bed. Muriel gets breakfast from Loretta and an ultimatum from Charlie. Muriel's extortion scheme f
Episode 070
Modern medicine triumphs. Mary thinks she feels great. Charlie and Loretta share another announcement. Muriel wants symp
Episode 071
Mary's breakfast is a failure. Loretta's career is a success. Mary attempts to save Cathy from a tragedy with a reading
Episode 072
Sergeant Foley tries the two-timer two-step. Loretta warms up for her Hollywood debut. Charlie counts toes and ends up a
Episode 073
The Haggers say "hooray for Hollywood." Mary denies her sister's wedding day wish for the sake of cholesterol. Charlie m
Episode 074
Mary has hopes for Loretta's success. Mary's emergency is a job for Otto Feurenbach. Charlie and Loretta are in a room t
Episode 075
It's Loretta's big day on the Dinah show and all goes great until she commits a shocking blooper.
Episode 076
Loretta's TV coverage is more complete than expected. Mary really needs her doctor - so she gets put on hold. Martha mak
Episode 077
Mary and Cathy are going crazy. Roberta has no need to scream when Dennis gives back the key. Sergeant Foley threatens t
Episode 078
Mary urges Tom to read bumper stickers - for the sake of his family. Dennis invites Roberta to an open marriage. Mary ca
Episode 079
Charlie and Loretta return to Fernwood, but today is Thursday and Mary can't face her friend.
Episode 080
Charlie is excited - he was called a new name. Mary kisses Dennis and swears to it. Charlie and Loretta salute "Presiden
Episode 081
Mary returns home from the Italian cinema. Charlie explains the joys of parenthood. Tom gets an explosion out of "Pop."
Episode 082
Cathy demands to know why Mary is wrecking her life. Charlie allows Muriel visitation hours. Cathy despairs for a future
Episode 083
Mary and Tom disagree - with the Bible. Muriel talks Clyde Muncie into waiting with the bad news. Charlie is off to the
Episode 084
Dennis maneuvers himself into one more week. The Hartmans and Shumways find conflict in the kitchen. Charlie and Loretta
Episode 085
Cathy discovers Mary's true interest in her marriage. Dennis wants Mary to be more honest. Mary tries to save herself wi
Episode 086
Loretta gets a visitor with a "la la la" in the night. Mary takes a walk and explains her role as a kissee. Mary is sure
Episode 087
Sergeant Foley talks his way into a family. Cathy is appeased. Mary makes an unfortunate slip of the tongue.
Episode 088
Cathy meets a new neighbor and plays cards to see her future. Loretta starts knocking on doors for the Lord. Tom comes t
Episode 089
Cathy buries the hatchet in Dennis' overflow. Mary is warned about blonde men and fools, then goes to the station again
Episode 090
Mary forgets more than Heather's lunch. Howard informs Mary of Betty's unforeseen arrest. Martha hopes Tom will grow to
Episode 091
Mary and Martha make their musical requests. Betty does her best to battle Mary's twelve compound. Ed and Howard have a
Episode 092
Mary and Tom have a goodnight fight. Loretta gets a new sign, to Charlie's delight. Dennis' ratings are up, but he doesn
Episode 093
Mary vows to put an end to something. Tom bowls alone and makes a friend. Charlie's good news waits for the "good news."
Episode 094
Tom is out of the overflow, but Mary is getting more than her share. Mary has someone new to trade troubles with. Tom an
Episode 095
Grandpa offers some philosophy and gets a lift to the supermarket. Tom's dejection breeds rejection and Dennis' feelings
Episode 096
Mary's attention while ironing helps save a life. Tom and Cathy look for a fiancee and a wife. Mary is trying to get pic
Episode 097
Mary makes a confession, which Dennis is awake to hear. Cathy and Tom find the evidence (you don't need bandages for a h
Episode 098
Tom says that it's different. Loretta makes a generous offer to Merle Jeeter. Misery gets company.
Episode 099
Mary has the hard truth for Heather. Heather has the hard questions for Mary. Sergeant Foley gets put in traction and st
Episode 100
Mary vows to compose her thoughts, while Loretta cleans house for the Lord. Mary makes some important decisions and talk
Episode 101
Mary admits to a beautiful moment in one of the seven positions. Cathy's application to nunhood is rejected. Tom goes fo
Episode 102
Charlie and Loretta turn on Fernwood 2 Night. Mary makes plans to cut out the middleman. Jimmy Joe Jeeter is on his fath
Episode 103
Loretta visits Mary with absolution and a new brand of floor cleaner. Howard and Ed disagree over plans for the future.
Episode 104
Loretta entertains a dinner guest and gets a direct line to the Lord. Cathy has some church dealings of her own. Mary ta
Episode 105
Mary can't see eye-to-eye with Loretta's child minister. Tom makes a dinner date for his 100th chicken fried steak. The
Episode 106
Mary makes a phone call in search of a terrific answer. Cathy answers a call from "TV land." Loretta has a holy supper a
Episode 107
Tom gets a boost from his thermos. Mary tries helping herself by helping others. Martha finds out she didn't help her pa
Episode 108
Mary gets a Help Line of her own. Cathy may become Fernwood's kitchen cookie. Martha begins her search for identity. How
Episode 109
Mary has some pamphlets and Sergeant Foley has some ideas. Cathy is in something. Tom makes some decisions.
Episode 110
Mary finds out about the classics and some information about Howard and Ed. Cathy's conversion plans go up in holy smoke
Episode 111
Martha searches for her past in the palm of her hand. Cathy gets a new job and her first go-fer. Ed sets the record not-
Episode 112
Tom agrees to some moral support. Mary practices some perfect discipline, but gets no good reasons from Dennis. Loretta'
Episode 113
Mary takes the day off from the Help Line. Sergeant Foley finds a spot with no poison ivy. Cathy gets some sunshine and
Episode 114
Merle Jeeter offers a solo spot to Loretta. Cathy holds no grudges and announces her new career. Tom asks Grandpa for th
Episode 115
Still another couple appears to be splitting up. Cathy is encouraged to stick with her job. Tom and Ed make some other e
Episode 116
Mary and Dennis talk of past, present, and future. Ed talks to Tom about being a jerk. Mary and Howard have sympathetic
Episode 117
Jimmy Joe Jeeter looks to Loretta for guidance. Clete talks about his favorite subject - himself. Mary is ravaged by Gas
Episode 118
Mary counts her disconnections. Roberta confronts Dennis about his responsibilities. Merle tells Loretta of his cheap ($
Episode 119
Loretta makes a misprint in Billboard and is worried about her iffy chances. Tom has some good news, but Mary has to can
Episode 120
Dennis bares his soul, but he won't be able to leave. Cathy and Clete have an announcement for Frank. Ed's announcement
Episode 121
Mary learns of Howard's latency and craves some popcorn and a Slurpee. Martha's pa meets Martha's pa. Tom returns home i
Episode 122
Mary has a perfectly normal, ordinary, typical morning for national TV. Loretty saves a sinful soul and gets second bill
Episode 123
Mary and Tom promise to start fresh. Grandpa Twelvetrees performs some miracle cures. Mary wants to help Tom - she kicks
Episode 124
Betty talks about straightening Howard out. One of Martha's left feet is Native American. Mary feels guilty about "helpi
Episode 125
Betty wants Mary to open doors for the truth. Mary has water in her eighth house and may have Howard there, too. Cathy g
Episode 126
Mary gets a non-obscene call from David Susskind. Cathy tells Clete to have is own children. Ed takes a walk. The Help L
Episode 127
Martha vows to squat for fishing rights. Howard says yes to living the truth. Loretta wants to expose herself in Chicago
Episode 128
Tom slurs "good luck" to Mary. Mary browses with an eye to buy. Frank visits Cathy with something he just has to tell he
Episode 129
Merle gets ready for Loretta's visit. Mary has a dream of what might have been and makes her live television debut.
Episode 130
Mary finds coping with life as "America's Typical Consumer Housewife" beyond her grasp. An incomparable performance in a
Episode 131
Andrew Ackerman feels that Mary's appearance on The David Susskind Show will bring attention -and more money- to the psy
Episode 132
Mary becomes better acquainted with her hospital family. Cathy is confused by the results of a pregnancy test. Not knowi
Episode 133
Dr. Williams reveals to Mary that Tom signed her commitment papers. Grandpa Larkin suggests that Cathy turn go to George
Episode 134
Dr. Fermin has answers for Charlie, but it doesn't put the patient's mind to rest. Martha explains to Grandpa Larkin the
Episode 135
Loretta and Merle come face to face for the first time since the shooting. Chester confides to Mary that he hid a nuclea
Episode 136
Mary and Tom are happily reunited at Fernwood Receiving, but the visit takes an unfortunate turn when she confesses she
Episode 137
News of Jimmy Joe distresses Mary. Cathy's pregnancy delights Clete until he realizes that she's three months along. Mar
Episode 138
Merle announces his plan to leave Fernwood, but first, a bowler at the Capri Lounge wonders if he might run for public o
Episode 139
Dr. Williams confirms Mary's chat with Gore Vidal when Mary requests an overnight pass to go home and clean her kitchen
Episode 140
Loretta eases Charlie's mind by telling him that Merle's leaving Fernwood. Dr. Williams promises to give Mary an overnig
Episode 141
Charlie's up in the night, but not the way Loretta dreamed, so she works on the song "Moanin' in the Night." At the Bide
Episode 142
Tom arrives home from his white collar job, and Mary is stunned at how much he looks like the husband she imagined in he
Episode 143
Martha explains George's disappearance to Mary. Loretta confides to Mary the exact nature of Charlie's injuries and how
Episode 144
Tom gives Mary the choice of returning to the psychiatric ward when her overnight pass ends. Dr. Williams tells Ackerman
Episode 145
Chester phones Fletch at the laboratory, and he convinces Mary that Chester is in possession of dangerous plutonium 239.
Episode 146
Tom visits Annie's trailer and accepts a dinner invitation from her. Dr. Fermin advises Cathy to sell her unborn baby to
Episode 147
At the Capri Lounge, Loretta sings "Moanin' in the Night."
Episode 148
Loretta foresees trouble for Mary and Tom when Annie decides to remain in Fernwood for an extended visit. Mary and Gore
Episode 149
Garth Gimble, Nurse Pat's husband, tells Ackerman his plan to promote the hospital through a Mary Hartman Homecoming Day
Episode 150
Mary is told that she'll select the items for the time capsule being buried by the Fernwood Chamber of Commerce. Grandpa
Episode 151
Mary schemes to bury Chester's Peanuts lunch box containing the nuclear device in Fernwood's time capsule. Martha receiv
Episode 152
Tom and Heather give Gore the brush off, so he interviews Martha. Mary is in a lather to get Heather's old Peanuts lunch
Episode 153
Gore promises to promote Ackerman and Fernwood Receiving on The Merv Griffin Show, but first he has to convince Merv. An
Episode 154
Just as Mary leaves the hospital, sex therapist Mona McKenzie is admitted for getting too much of a good thing. Nurse Gi
Episode 155
Mary tells Tom that she switched Heather's lunch box with Chester's. Garth decides to use Mary's comment "you're only as
Episode 156
An oblivious Martha receives another visit from Detective Johnson. After a letter from Sgt. Foley arrives, assuring Cath
Episode 157
Tom asks Mary to leave but allow Annie to stay as he films his TV commercial. Wealthy Brian and Christine Addams drop by
Episode 158
Mary details her attitudes about Annie in the journal given to her by David Susskind. Martha receives photographic "evid
Episode 159
Mary complains that she now feels like a sex object. Brian and Christine tempt Cathy with $40,000, but she must agree to
Episode 160
Martha and Detective Johnson storm the Gimble house after hearing Pat's screams, but the couple manages to cover up Gart
Episode 161
The Gimbles' excuses for Pat's injuries become more complex and less likely. Grandpa Larkin and Cathy discuss her deal w
Episode 162
Loretta is dismayed when her scheme to make Charlie jealous only incites his anger. Jody gives Charlie a cut of the race
Episode 163
Dr. Fratkis informs Charlie that he has to find his own donor for the testicle transplant. Cathy moves into the Addams m
Episode 164
When Martha tells Mary that Cathy left home to live with the wealthy couple buying her baby, Mary thinks Cathy is just l
Episode 165
Brian explains to Cathy that he and Christine are plotting to pass her baby off as their biological child in order to in
Episode 166
Charlie and Dr. Fratkis agree to perform his transplant immediately. Loretta is hired to sing at the drag races and comp
Episode 167
Martha and Detective Johnson practice rape, and Mary gets the wrong idea. As Charlie prepares to leave for his transplan
Episode 168
Tom, Mary, and Heather all agree to adopt Cathy's baby as their own. Merle's guilt over sinning with Annie is tempered b
Episode 169
Christine suggests Cathy endure a natural childbirth, on all fours and with no anesthesia. Grandpa Larkin attempts to pe
Episode 170
Garth rejects Wanda's desire to enlist Pat in Merle's mayoral campaign. Later, Garth becomes disgusted by Pat's novel, a
Episode 171
Mary stuns Jody and Loretta with news that Charlie was arrested for cruelty to animals. In jail, Dr. Fratkis admits to C
Episode 172
Garth forces Pat to quit her job. Mary brings Pat a letter from Little Garth's military academy. After finding Jody in t
Episode 173
Mary recalls getting too close for comfort with Annie in the kitchen and theorizes to Tom that their friend is bisexual.
Episode 174
Martha visits Annie to discuss their AC/DC trouble. Charlie phones Loretta and tells her that he got out of jail but sti
Episode 175
Pat and Little Garth hide the truth from Garth about his son's bed wetting. Detective Johnson insinuates that Annie is p
Episode 176
Loretta and Jody meet Dr. Fratkis in New Jersey and learn that someone uglier than a Godfather cast member bailed Charli
Episode 177
After writing about her in the journal, Mary visits Annie and bristles at her attention. Tom's arrival prompts Annie to
Episode 178
Annie returns Mary's journal and insists she's not attracted to her. While discussing people's needs, Mary embraces Anni
Episode 179
Embarrassed before a country club lunch, Tom wants Mary to keep up with the Joneses by shopping for chic dresses at Tuft
Episode 180
Mary and Dr. Medwick rap about rape and upward mobility. Loretta kisses Jody and tells him goodbye forever. About to jum
Episode 181
Garth bungles Merle's press conference, angering him, but Merle turns it around with an engagement announcement. Wanda r
Episode 182
Pat introduces Mary to Garth Phillip Gimble, Jr., who doesn't like to be called "Little Garth". During Merle's election
Episode 183
Mary suggests that an upset Loretta seek advice from Bob Gilroy, the plant psychologist. Gilroy makes a house call to th
Episode 184
Mary appeals to Cathy not to sell her baby, and although the idea is sound financially, Cathy feels shame. Suspecting th
Episode 185
Garth escalates his abuse of Pat. Annie informs Merle that her gift to Wanda is to never be intimate with him again. Mer
Episode 186
Merle and Wanda marry with Mary's unusual ceremonial vows. Detective Johnson arranges for Tom to pose as a john and help
Episode 187
Merle arrives at the mortuary where Big Honey's partner Mac is reluctant to let him see her. Merle talks his way into th
Episode 188
Detective Johnson's shocking confession about his past prompts Martha to end their courtship. Garth and Pat have yet ano
Episode 189
Financially strapped Tom visits the plant to ask Crimins if he has any unpaid money due him. Christine mimics Cathy's mo
Episode 190
Guests fill Mary's kitchen on Christmas Day, including the Jeeters, Gimbles, Annie, and Loretta who arrives late with on
Episode 191
Charlie and Loretta express their passion in the car on the side of a public road. Heather hands over another sex questi
Episode 192
Mary refers Wanda to Bob Gilroy when Wanda begins lisping. Gilroy reacts with disgust when Wanda confesses she spent her
Episode 193
Mr. Donally, Tom's boss at the RV dealership, warns Tom that his aggressive approach and low sales have put him danger o
Episode 194
Charlie and Loretta grab the dictionary when Fernwood's new skywriter writes the word "foreplay" in the sky. Montgomery
Episode 195
In Dayton, Jake stops by Lou's diner where amnesiac Loretta is pegged as a slut. Loretta, calling herself Lulu, is befri
Episode 196
Mary and Pat cut up Tom's credit cards. Montgomery Monk uses a Ho-Ho to reprogram George. Merle feels that Wanda is spen
Episode 197
Monk reaches a breakthrough with reprogramming George. Sikanda teaches Martha the Boga Zidi way. Mae Olinski visits Tom
Episode 198
Mae informs Mary that she's writing a book about sexual satisfaction using the women of Fernwood for her research. The S
Episode 199
Charlie and Mary visit a recovered George who's distressed over all the crazy complications that ensued while he was bra
Episode 200
Tom is disheartened when Jess, the manager of the Capri Lounge, won't hire him as the daytime bartender because he's ove
Episode 201
Martha's new pet sitting service terrifies George after he finds a monkey and a tarantula in his kitchen. Complications
Episode 202
Merle vetoes Charlie and Tom's request that he intercede in the police search for Loretta. The experience of natural chi
Episode 203
Heather and Little Garth trade embarrassing secrets, and Mary catches them kissing over the kitchen table where Cathy ga
Episode 204
After admitting his own childhood abuse, Garth confines Pat to a closet. George barges into the Addams house and threate
Episode 205
Harold Clemens interviews Mary about the Olinski report, but she's more interested in gardening with garbage. Merle and
Episode 206
At the hospital, Charlie identifies the completely bandaged accident victim as Loretta when Dr. Osgood shows him Loretta
Episode 207
Mary and Pat visit Rabbi Weintraub who agrees Pat should leave Garth...until he learns about Little Garth. Loretta tells
Episode 208
Mary solicits Grandpa Larkin's opinion in her argument with Tom about finding new ways to have sex. Tom denies Mae's acc
Episode 209
Tom confides to Charlie that he hates his job at the plant more than he thought, and Charlie encourages to relax at Lou'
Episode 210
Charlie is helpless to stop Tom from drinking. Garth tells Pat he wants her dead and doesn't care that he'll fry for it.
Episode 211
At the hospital, Martha and Grandpa Larkin meet Barbie, a fellow "Gray Lady". Mary tells Charlie about her visit with "L
Episode 212
Charlie wills the bandaged accident victim out of her coma, though he's dismayed when she scribbles a note telling him t
Episode 213
After Tom confesses to Charlie about possibly sleeping with Lulu, Mac reveals to Tom that Lulu turned up about three wee
Episode 214
Mary admits to Nat Dearborn that Pat once mentioned wanting to kill Garth. Tom questions Charlie about his confidence th
Episode 215
Charlie questions Tom about his fooling around in Lou's Diner. Mary visits the men at the plant. Merle returns Mae's por
Episode 216
Charlie fights Dr. Osgood's plan to have "Loretta's" life support turned off, but it's rendered moot when the bandaged p
Episode 217
Mary arrives at Lou's Diner in the middle of Loretta's marriage to Mac. Lou speaks now rather than forever holding his p
Episode 218
Loretta and Charlie are reunited in Mary's kitchen, but Charlie's doubt over what Loretta did as Lulu creates tension in
Episode 219
Merle plays a new fetish with Mary, hand puppets called Little Merle and Little Mary. George visits Martha at the hospit
Episode 220
Hired by the Fernwood jail, Mary gets on the matron's bad side by fraternizing with Pat. Wanda is non-plussed to catch M
Episode 221
Grandpa and Barbie learn a lesson of their own while lecturing Heather and Little Garth about keeping their relationship
Episode 222
George loses his temper when a group of tourists invade his kitchen. Harold Clemens introduces his friend Howie Freeze t
Episode 223
George is incensed when he discovers that Grandpa Larkin and Barbie had illicit sex in his house. Heather and Cathy have
Episode 224
Charlie and Mac clear the air about what Loretta and Mac didn't do while she had amnesia. Howie asks Cathy out to dinner
Episode 225
Mary is angry when Cathy admits that Heather went out on a date. Pat reaches out to Mary for help. Heather and Little Ga
Episode 226
Heather and Little Garth awaken in the Gimble home and feel good after not doing anything but sleeping. Tom and the poli
Episode 227
Wanda explains to a disgusted Merle how Lila provides something that he doesn't, but when Merle suggests it's grounds fo
Episode 228
Tom warns Mary that there's gossip at the plant about resentment brewing against Mary, who's trying too hard to break wi
Episode 229
Under orders from Mrs. Welch, Colonel Fleck arrives from the military academy to escort Little Garth back to school, whi
Episode 230
Due to Martha and George fighting, Cathy convinces Howie that he should let her and Baby live with him in a platonic way
Episode 231
No one believes that Merle didn't try to commit suicide, and Clete shows up in the hospital to interview him. Mary attem
Episode 232
After Wanda brings Merle home from the hospital, Lila blackmails her into not sleeping with him, insinuating that she co
Episode 233
Vernon and the newly formed Glorious Guardians of Good (GGG) decide to change their outward appearance while keeping hat
Episode 234
Tom and Mary force the peeper to confess to Nat Dearborn that Pat was abused and Garth's death was accidental. After Wan
Episode 235
Charlie reassures Loretta that it's just the two of them, but Mac interrupts with breakfast and a declaration that they'
Episode 236
Mary and Martha argue about Cathy who arrives with news that she lost Baby. At the gypsy camp, Zorinna shows Godza the i
Episode 237
Officer Malloy from the Fernwood police department questions Mary about Baby's disappearance. Howie unsuccessfully attem
Episode 238
At the plant, Mary and the men debate whether noxious fumes are a safety or grievance issue. Vernon invites Tom for an a
Episode 239
Grandpa Larkin asks Barbie to live with him. Vernon offers Tom and Charlie free lifetime memberships to the GGG. Howie t
Episode 240
Mary and George convince Jess Davis to hire a depressed Martha as a part time bartender at the Capri. Cathy and Mary dis
Episode 241
Vernon tells Texas that they'll exclude George from the GGG until he's so left out that he'll come scratching at their d
Episode 242
Texas angers Vernon by bringing a stick of dynamite to the plant as part of a scheme to blow up a TV station because it
Episode 243
Depressed over not being invited to the party at Mary's, George wanders Fernwood, seeking company from Grandpa Larkin an
Episode 244
Vernon wants Mary to solicit Merle about the GGG, and Texas still has ideas about the TV station that showed Roots. Mary
Episode 245
Loretta offends Cathy while attempting to fix her up with Mac. Mac tells Loretta that he wants no part of a new romance
Episode 246
After an explosion rocks the auto plant, Texas admits to Vernon that it was the result of his bomb, not the noxious fume
Episode 247
Trapped in the rubble of the plant, Mary asks George if he thinks she's good enough in God's eyes that she won't die. Lo
Episode 248
Vernon announces that a SWAT team has been called to rescue Mary, George, and Tiny from the rubble. After seeing Mac in
Episode 249
Mary, George, and Tiny laugh at George's suggestion that they're all going to die. Tom barges into the Jeeter apartment
Episode 250
Dash, Skipper, and Chuck, the midget SWAT team, defend their qualifications to a skeptical Merle. At Mary's house, Cathy
Episode 251
Martha feels like Lee Grant in Marooned as she and Tom anxiously await news of George and Mary. The survivors think they
Episode 252
Mary and Tom's low-key reunion leaves her unfulfilled. The SWAT team visits the guys at the plant to say goodbye. Mary b
Episode 253
After Howie reveals that he has documentation of a dangerous paramilitary group in Fernwood, Charlie suggests to Mac, Te
Episode 254
Mac and Cathy each interrupt Charlie and Loretta's love in the afternoon, and lamenting Howie's disinterest in sex, Cath
Episode 255
Mary and Cathy attempt to shock Martha out of her kleptomania by having convicts Duke and Crude terrorize her. Fed up wi
Episode 256
As the GGG returns from their trip to stop school book delivery at the depot, Mary questions their actions. Merle and Wa
Episode 257
Texas tells Vernon that funding has been pulled for the GGG, and they use the bombing to divert Tom's attention away fro
Episode 258
Mary confesses to Wanda that she skimmed her diary thinking it was a posthumous Jacqueline Susann novel, and subsequentl
Episode 259
Loretta and Cathy agree that men like Howie are funny in the head and are also funny in bed. Lila and Vernon separately
Episode 260
Cathy sends Howie to the Shumway house to hide GGG paraphernalia. Once there he realizes Martha and George are members,
Episode 261
The telethon continues with Charlie performing bird calls while doing yo-yo tricks. Texas gags Howie. Mary sees Howie ga
Episode 262
The Dimes for Diseased telethon continues. Vernon orders Texas to take care of Howie permanently. Howie can't convince a
Episode 263
Merle realizes the telethon proceeds are missing. Vernon discovers a watermelon in the safe and wonders if it, along wit
Episode 264
Vernon and Texas make the men think that there's a black militant group in Fernwood, and the GGG forces Tom to stop Mary
Episode 265
Texas' rejection and Wanda switching the sugar with salt drives Lila closer to the edge. Mary visits Wanda and says she
Episode 266
Loretta spots a hairy, 8 foot monster, but Mary wonders if maybe it's a crazed militant or the new milkman. Howie leaves
Episode 267
Texas forces Lila to leave town, but she has the last laugh when her suitcase gets mixed up with the one containing the
Episode 268
Heather's revelation that Merle was in her parents' bedroom infuriates Tom. Wanda questions why Merle wants Mary as his
Episode 269
Mary's unusual method for drying clothes annoys Tom. Martha accidentally scatters Howie's ashes on the linoleum. In poss
Episode 270
Charlie and Loretta find Wild Child on their doorstep. Vernon phones Charlie and lures him to the meeting at the interse
Episode 271
Vernon and Texas force whiskey down an unconscious Tom. After awakening, Tom runs to Dewey's burning house. Vernon tells
Episode 272
Charlie breaks the bad news about Tom to Loretta, and she shares her concerns about Wild Child. Wanda offers Mary a fur
Episode 273
Charlie and Loretta decide that Wild Child needs to see a special kind of doctor: a veterinarian. Vernon and Texas agree
Episode 274
Grandpa Larkin urges George to call Martha, but Cathy says she's happy being away from the selfish, pig-headed, bozo. Ca
Episode 275
Tom and Merle warn Texas away from a vulnerable Mary. Tom refuses to sign the Guardian Party's petition to put Merle on
Episode 276
Tom warns Dennis away from Mary, but Dennis insists he has no intention of seeing her. Charlie, Mac, and George ponder a
Episode 277
Vernon persuades the GGG men to hire Nat Dearborn to defend Tom, but Texas would rather shoot him. Dennis makes an offic
Episode 278
After Martha refuses to reconcile with George, Cathy moves back home. Mary comes up with a plan to reunite her parents a
Episode 279
Merle wants money from the Guardian Party for his presidential campaign, and Vernon suggests he persuade Mary to accept
Episode 280
Social worker Ms. Finken gives Charlie and Loretta an ultimatum about Wild Child. Texas taunts a hungover Tom into a vio
Episode 281
Mary and Dennis share a very public reunion at the Capri. Loretta asks Wanda if Merle can change the law requiring Wild
Episode 282
Mac wants to reap the golden harvest with Martha and vows to win her from George. Heather's hostile toward Mary and remi
Episode 283
Mary and Grandpa Larkin discuss Heather's disrespectful attitude. Martha asks Mary if she and Mac can use Mary's house f
Episode 284
George chooses a new path in life as an inventor. Loretta and Charlie ponder names for Wild Child, and Mary suggests Joh
Episode 285
After Wild Child runs into the street and is nearly hit by a car, Ms. Finken isn't sure he's safe with Charlie and Loret
Episode 286
Mary's in shock after Tom's statement to the court, and Dennis promises to be there any time she needs him. Loretta and
Episode 287
The surprise witness reveals what really happened the night of the fire, leading to an explosive end of the GGG. A freed
Episode 288
An amorous Tom returns from the Capri, but Mary's comment about Dennis spoils the mood. George shows Tom a new invention
Episode 289
Heather wants Mary's blood for tests to prove they're not related. Mac surprises Martha with dinner and persuades her to
Episode 290
Grandpa Larkin and Cathy learn more about Standing Cow. Dr. Mattick examines Johnny Doe and theorizes that he'll be utte
Episode 291
Martha returns to the Shumway home, where George begs her to stay, and Standing Cow lies dying on the kitchen table. Fio
Episode 292
Tom insists that he and Mary have a "perfect damn marriage" but with "too much damn communication." Miss Mildred, Johnny
Episode 293
Tom seeks reassurance from Wanda that making love with him was more than a duty for her. Before expiring, Standing Cow p
Episode 294
Mary seeks George's advice about Tom's drinking. Martha admits she still has feelings for George and is worried about St
Episode 295
Merle and Wanda's live broadcast of At Home With the Jeeters dissolves into a disaster when Mary phones in to discuss To
Episode 296
Merle claims he's doing a favor for good friend Tom Hartman when Miss Adeline wonders who he's courting with his gussied
Episode 297
Dr. Fermin says Johnny Doe will recover but thinks he might be better off in the wilderness. After Tom gives Mary a dog,
Episode 298
Cathy confirms Mac's suspicion that she's still angry with him because of their breakup. A major fight erupts between Ge
Episode 299
Buzz MacGregor and Angela Atwater from the Republican Party attend Merle's sermon on Love Thy Neighbor, where dirty line
Episode 300
Charlie makes Loretta realize that if they really love Johnny Doe, they should let him go. Buzz and Angela encourage Mer
Episode 301
Cathy encourages her parents to reconcile. At Mary's family breakfast, Heather announces that her classmates are gossipi
Episode 302
Mac confronts George about Martha, and the Shumways face another financial crisis. Mary is amazed to receive sensible ad
Episode 303
Dennis deals with Heather like an adult when she admits she wants to date him. Mickey Moe, the younger brother Merle dis
Episode 304
A suicide pact is the last resort for George and Martha when their heat and electricity are cut off, their car is reposs
Episode 305
Friends and family gather at the Jeeter apartment for Wanda's unexpected political announcement and at the Capri where G
Episode 306
Loretta releases her grief over Johnny Doe's departure in a new song. Buzz and Angela's idea about including Miss Adelin
Episode 307
Cathy's first day of private catering at the plant gets off to a dismal start. Mr. Billingsley refuses to rehire George,
Episode 308
Mary admits to Dennis that she loves him but wants to know if she can take it back later. Cathy agrees to let Mary use H
Episode 309
Tom goes to the ring with Charlie, Dennis, and Mac at the Capri's wrestling round-robin. Merle and Wanda try to reassure
Episode 310
Dennis proposes to Mary. Tom visits Charlie and Loretta and asks them to choose friends. Merle is enraged when Wanda is
Episode 311
Grandpa Larkin meets Barth Gimble, who's in Fernwood to find his brother Garth. After Tom convinces himself that Mary wa
Episode 312
Svetlana, a female wrestler, challenges Mac. Mary and Tom agree to host Mary's 16th high school reunion in the Hartman h
Episode 313
Charlie and Loretta invite Barth to use their guest room but can't summon the nerve to tell him about Garth. Mac and Sve
Episode 314
Heather wants to run away to Las Vegas and become a stripper. George and Martha run a bookie service until Ma Bell turns
Episode 315
The Shumways' finances are on the line as Svetlana takes down Mac in the ring. Cathy's back pain becomes excruciating. M
Episode 316
Merle and Wanda's appearance on the Fernwood Hallelujah Hour ends in disaster when Buzz and Angela's true party affiliat
Episode 317
Mac and Svetlana announce they're leaving Fernwood to be married. Arguing with Martha about her premonitions of doom, Ca
Episode 318
Loretta is electrocuted while improving the TV reception for Barth. Martha advises Tom about life with a missing spouse.
Episode 319
Martha announces that George was rehired at the plant, but with Dewey's old custodial job. Everyone regrets not apprecia
Episode 320
Barth conceives a new game show called Born Losers, using George, Cathy, and Martha as the contestants. Merle and Wanda
Episode 321
The police refuse to search for a wayward wife. Tom insists Cathy have his kidney, but Dr. Fermin arrives with more bad
Episode 322
Barth persuades Loretta to sign an exclusive seven-year contract with him and nixes Clyde Muncie's plan to have Loretta
Episode 323
Obsessed with the idea of Mary making love, a drunken, despondent Tom is moved to suicide. Martha puts her Gray Lady tra
Episode 324
Tom's weakness angers Heather, who tries to make him realize that Mary's gone for good. After Merle announces his intent
Episode 325
In the series finale, Merle literally bares all to voters at the Capri Lounge, and a comeback may be in his future. As C
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