Seasons & Episodes
Pilot {1}
The Newsroom is shut down and our newscasters must go elsewhere. However they do not do well and they become homeles
Pilot {2}
Living in the house of Chester, our team discovers he is an infamous murdere and call the police, but discover that
Pilot {3}
Are team, desperate for money, start a chalk selling buisness, after it fails, they try several other things befor
The Regan of Doom
The newsroom is visited by a Ronald Regan impersonater, he begins to wreak havoc and begin turning the staff against
Theo
Annabelle has a new love intrest, a quirky fellow named Theo. Meanwhile, A mystery guest has been called to the show
Road Trip
Rich and Michael go on a road trip to mexico where Rich is kidnapped and traded for beer. Meanwhile the crew is visi
Machine
Staurt gets a new car, and so does Rich. They decide to have a deathrace. After Stuart wins, Rich gets depressed and
Halloween {unedited version}
In this uncut original episode that HBO refused to air becuase of male nudity and slams at the U.N. {The ONLY time H
Halloween {Edited Version}
In this newly edited version, the comments {or slurs} against the United Nations and the male nudity scene are cut
Audrie in Love
Audrie gets two love intrests, Rob and Bob, who turn out to be brothers. Meanwhile, Rich has a try at boxing, and of
The Funeral
After Rich's father dies, he makes an ass of himself at the funeral. Eating candles and making love to a dog.
Action Star
The Stuido is visted by an Arnold Swartzenger type character. Audire and Annabelle both fall in love with him, so does
KKK and Rich
Rich joins a group club. Little does he know this club is the dreaded Klu Kulx Klan. Meanwhile Micheal tries to call a b
Human Face
Rich gets plastic surgeary, but his doctors fear he has gotten cancer from the plastic. Meanwhile, Stuart and Melanie ha
Blood Not Simple
In this Goof episode. A murderer terrorizes the studio and our newscasters must find the killer.
Levity
A band is hired to ""put some life"" into the studio. There music {heavy metal devil style} drives our team mad and
Shotgun
Rich gets a shotgun and acciedently shoots himself in the foot. With himself handicaped, he gets a telescope and sees
Sunday, Bloody Sunday, Coarse Light
A british filmaker comes to the studio and begins to seduce the female staff members. Rich swears to teach the British m
Sex at 10 Feet
Stuart and Michael buy a hooker together but fight over who gets who first. Meanwhile, Rich courts a young woman who is
A Little Sex with Breakfast
Micheal and Annabelle begin having a steady relationship, little does Micheal know, that Annabelle and Stuart are having
The Kick
Rich is kicked in the groin and must spend 3 weeks in a hospital ward.
The Real Kick
Rich is fired from the studio but regains his contract when he seduces the new female head of the studio.
Clip Show
A series of clips titled ""The Best of Not the News""
There is no Regan
When the Regan fake dies, Annabelle goes to florida to visit her sister and Audire lives in her place, she has big parti
Marathon
Rich runs the New York marathon and wins. But is stripped of the title becuase of false rumors about steriod addiction.
The Guy from Elecko
A foreign man gets a job in the studio, and as usual, he seduces the female members of the staff.
Le Boob
Rich goes on a hunt for the world's largest breasts. Searching London, Paris, and Los Angeles. Our newscasters follow hi
Le Boob Part 2
Rich continues his search for the world largest breasts. Taking him to Hong Kong and Brazil. He finds that his co-star,
Annabelle and Rich Go Down Under
While in Autrailia, Annabelle and Michael suffer romantic obsession and jealousy before Rich comes and ruins everything
Tales of 3
3 short stories 1} ""The Quickining"" It is shown to us what would happen if everything in life were sped up 90% 2} ""
Brother and Mother
Stuart's brother comes to the studio and falls in love with Annablle.
The Pope
Our studio gets a very very speical visit from the pope himself.
Fight Club
Stuart and Rich institute an infamous studio fight club.
Not Necessarily the News: America
An hour long speical celerating the best moments of the show.
Hot Noise
The entire staff is ordered to undergo a sexaholics class.
The New Chick
After Micheal leaves the studio, the team gets a new member, Melanie, a young colledge student.
The Fight
Annabelle and Melanie fight over a man who, little known to them is an axe murderer.
The Comedian
A comedian comes to the stuido,and, once agian, seduces the female members of the staff.
GGG {1}
Rich produces his own ""Girls gone wild"" movie. Traveling to greece to find out who's the wildest.
GGG {2}
Rich's video takes him the the pacific northwest.
100...........Just 100
Rich goes on a quest to see if he can have sex with 100 women in 1 day.
This Phyco Rift
In this phyco rift, Melanie holes up in an old hotel and is stalked by a mysteroius stranger.
Freddy
In ""A Night of Elm Street"" spoof, our newscaster are haunted by a Freddy type madman.
The Script
Stuart writes a script but has a hard time getting it published.
Film Festival
The staff attends a film festival.
Audire got Run Over by a Reindeer
Audrie goes missing on christmas eve.
The Death
Rich's uncle dies and he drags all his co-workers to the funeral.
The Elf
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March Edition
Shake off those winter doldrums with "the fastest and sometimes funniest half-hours on television.
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Inside Washington
When the crew visits Capitol Hill, Frosty Kimelman decides her name has been holding her back, so she goes through a suc
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October Edition
Sketches include: Surprise!, Murch's Fried Pieces, This Date in Comedy, Football Wrap-Up, Arm and Hammer Baking Soda & m
Inside Entertainment
The crew visits the red carpet to report on the 97th Annual Golden Calf Awards. Also, Dolly Parton and Madonna are inter
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