Seasons & Episodes
Life and Stuff
Roseanne deals with complaints that her daughter Darlene barks in school.
We're in the Money
Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Jackie babysits while Roseanne and Dan go out to a formal restaurant dinner -- at which they see a recently divorced fri
Language Lessons
A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about his sister-in-law; Darlene has a bone to pick with D.J.
Radio Days
A songwriting contest unleashes creativity in Dan and Roseanne, while Booker unleashes uncontrolled impulses in Jackie.
Lovers' Lane
Bowling night finds Roseanne checking out Becky's new boyfriend Chip, while Jackie and Booker make a bet with high stake
The Memory Game
Roseanne discovers that Dan had a one-night stand with her high-school nemesis years ago.
Here's to Good Friends
Roseanne and Jackie help Crystal drown her sorrows over breaking up with her lover by taking her to the Lobo Lounge for
Dan's Birthday Bash
Dan's birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully who picks a fight with Dan at the pool table.
Saturday
Roseanne bets Dan he'll never finish repairing his truck.
Canoga Time
Dan can't bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale; Darlene forges a passing grade on her
The Monday Through Friday Show
Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology c
Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it's cool to smoke.
Father's Day
Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan's visiting father pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor.
Nightmare on Oak Street
Darlene's bad dreams aren't due to the scary movies she's been watching.
Mall Story
Roseanne takes her reluctant family on a shopping spree at the Lanford mall.
Becky's Choice
Becky is eager for the dinner party with Chip and his parents to come to an end.
The Slice of Life
Darlene's emergency appendectomy makes Roseanne anxious and guilty over having yelled at Darlene earlier.
Workin' Overtime
After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.
Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn't
Death and Stuff
During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman drops by -- and then drops dead in the Conner kitch
Dear Mom and Dad
An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar.
Let's Call It Quits
Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory.
Inherit the Wind
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in fron
The Little Sister
Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police a
Guilt by Disassociation
Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
Somebody Stole My Gal
After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.
House of Grown-Ups
Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and D
Five of a Kind
A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
BOO!
The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
Sweet Dreams
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from he
We Gather Together
On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
Brain-Dead Poets Society
Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballga
Lobocop
When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disg
No Talking
Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
Chicken Hearts
Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
One for the Road
When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
An Officer and a Gentleman
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
Born to Be Wild
Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conne
Hair
Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
I'm Hungry
Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
All of Me
Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
To Tell the Truth
Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
Fender Bender
Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
April Fool's Day
On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the l
Fathers and Daughters
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with D
Happy Birthday
Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case o
The Test
Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy t
Friends and Relatives
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
Like, a Virgin
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
Like, a New Job
Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
Goodbye, Mr. Right
After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to qu
Becky, Beds and Boys
Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
Trick or Treat
Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machi
PMS, I Love You
Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
Bird is the Word
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school
Dream Lover
Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisi
Confessions
An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
The Wedding
Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's c
Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
Home-Ec
Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budget
Valentine's Day
Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset
Communicable Theater
Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
Vegas Interruptus
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
Her Boyfriend's Back
Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured mot
Troubles with the Rubbles
The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
Second Time Around
Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan
Dances with Darlene
Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attentio
Scenes from a Barbecue
The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
The Pied Piper of Lanford
Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minu
A Bitter Pill to Swallow
Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
Take My Bike ... Please!
Roseanne and Dan open up shop at Lanford Custom Cycle, but selling a bike proves an exhausting challenge, as does keepin
Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
Jackie awakens and is horrified to find that she has slept with Arnie; Dan invites Leon home for the weekly poker game;
Darlene Fades to Black
Darlene slips into a depressive state, wanting to wear only black, watch TV and be left alone; Becky wants a motorcycle.
Tolerate Thy Neighbor
Roseanne's new neighbors, the Bowmans, are burgled while they are out of town -- and hold Roseanne responsible.
Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
Roseanne is convinced that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for the Halloween prank she played on her; Jackie flirts with
Vegas (1)
Arnie decides to wed Nancy in Las Vegas, inviting Dan and Roseanne to stand up for them.
Vegas, Vegas (2)
The Conners risk getting thrown out of a Vegas nightclub, and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.
Stressed to Kill
Becky gets into hot water for helping Darlene with a school assignment; trying to stop smoking cold-turkey has Roseanne
Thanksgiving '91
Thanksgiving brings four generations together to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev.
Kansas City, Here We Come
Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress; Dan intends to beat up Becky's obnoxious boss.
Santa Claus
Roseanne talks Leon into letting her play Santa Claus at the mall -- and hears something she wishes she hadn't from one
Bingo
It is Crystal's choice to choose where the gals' night out will be. Crystal chooses bingo and they all hate it. After Ro
The Bowling Show
When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Meanwhile
The Back Story
After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev arrives to help out -- and to spoil her grandchildren.
Less is More
A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo breast reduction surgery for her back problems.
Breakin' Up is Hard to Do
Roseanne and Dan breathe a sigh of relief when Becky breaks up with Mark.
This Old House
On a last visit to their childhood home, Roseanne and Jackie recall their adolescent years, causing Roseanne to reconsid
The Commercial Show
The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd
Therapy
Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist after she chooses the ideal man for Jackie -- dull tax accountant Art; Darl
Lies
Roseanne freaks out when she learns that Rodbell's employees must take a lie detector test to find out who has been stea
Deliverance
A pregnant Crystal snaps at everyone in sight, then goes into labor with Dan coaching her in the delivery room; Roseanne
Secrets
Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne about the boy's drunken, reckless eveni
Don't Make Me Over
The girls take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day in hopes of convincing her to let them attend a weekend rock
Aliens
As the luncheonette closes and the bike shop folds, D.J.'s scholastic achievement is the only light on the Conners' dim
Terms of Estrangement (1)
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
Terms of Estrangement (2)
Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.
The Dark Ages
The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends t
Mommy Nearest
Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher
Pretty in Black
Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the fest
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.
Halloween IV
Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and
Ladies' Choice
Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she i
Stand on Your Man
The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Me
Good Girls, Bad Girls
Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.
Of Ice and Men
D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.
It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays
A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary,
Crime and Punishment (1)
Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when R
War and Peace (2)
Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfrien
Lanford Daze
Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not ser
Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in h
First Cousin, Twice Removed
A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene t
Lose a Job, Winnebago
The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jac
It's a Boy!
Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend, David, to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.
It was Twenty Years Ago Today
For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay
Playing with Matches
Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.
Promises, Promises
Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with R
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner, Roger,
Tooth or Consequences
Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's tee
Daughters and Other Strangers
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.
Two Down, One to Go
Roseanne is suffering from empty-nest syndrome as Darlene heads for school. But after Darlene gets settled into her dorm
The Mommy's Curse
Brutally honest Roseanne suffers the consequences after telling Bev that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box. Mea
Party Politics
Roseanne attempts to enlist Darlene's aid in taming a rebellious D.J., while scheming to reunite her with David.
A Stash from the Past
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work, while Roseanne lectures David for getting
Be My Baby
After months of trying to get pregnant, Roseanne learns that Jackie is expecting -- and Fred is the unknowing father.
Halloween V
Halloween at the diner becomes complicated when Nancy complains that Dan doesn't like her, and Roseanne discovers that D
Homeward Bound
Darlene visits, making David realize how much he misses her; Roseanne urges Dan to have a man-to-man chat with D. J. aft
Guilt by Imagination
Dan has a hard time concealing the fact that he had lunch with an old flame.
Homecoming
Becky and Mark return home for Dan's high school football team's 20th anniversary party. It soon becomes apparent that t
Thanksgiving '93
The Connors' dysfunctional-family Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark duking it out, and an absent
The Driver's Seat
Leon convinces Jackie and Nancy to open the restaurant for breakfast, causing Roseanne to fear he is planning to force h
White Trash Christmas
Roseanne and Dan snub the neighborhood association by putting up gaudy Xmas decorations, and become furious with Becky w
Suck Up Or Shut Up
Roseanne joins a women's club in hopes of establishing useful contacts, leaving D.J. high and dry with a weird classmate
Busted
Dan and Roseanne try to talk Mark into coming back to Becky; meanwhile, Roseanne finds out that David is living with Dar
David vs Goliath
Guilt and Roseanne's slavedriving push David to confess to Dan that he was living with Darlene in Chicago, and Dan throw
Everyone Comes To Jackie's
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
Don't Make Room for Daddy
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child; Mark and D.J. tease Da
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar, until Nancy's new girlfriend plants a disturbing kiss on her; meanwhile,
Labor Day
Jackie is due to give birth, and has to choose between Fred and Roseanne to accompany her to the delivery room.
Past Imperfect
When Dan's father misses an alimony payment, Dan and Roseanne argue about covering it; meanwhile, Fred becomes concerned
Lies My Father Told Me
Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.
I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
Darlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after to school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time abou
Body by Jake
Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home, blaming Dan for not safeproofing her shower; then Roseann
Isn't It Romantic?
Fred asks Roseanne how to propose to Jackie, then uses hints from Jackie's favourite soap opera; an enraged Roseanne dem
Altar Egos
Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about their marriage. Fred is having what Dan calls the moment of
Nine Is Enough
Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Rosean
Two for One
Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a c
Snoop Davey Dave
Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.
Girl Talk
Dan, Mark, and Fred indulge in a little "girl talk" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told
Sleeper
David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic drea
Skeleton in the Closet
Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soiree with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem
Follow the Son
D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new
Punch and Jimmy
An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about. Meanwhile at home,
White Men Can't Kiss
D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial pre
Thanksgiving '94
Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with th
Maybe Baby
Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decisi
The Parenting Trap
Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school. Meanwhile, to Roseanne's horr
Rear Window
The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from
My Name is Bev
After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolv
Bed and Bored
Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mothe
Sisters
Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home
Lost Youth
Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mur
Single Married Female
In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.
The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)
Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via her crystal ball. In t
The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)
The "Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon" visits Roseanne.
Husbands and Wives
Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belon
Happy Trailers
Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help ou
The Blaming of the Shrew
Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest whe
The Birds and the Frozen Bees
Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks
Couch Potatoes
Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must ch
Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a
Shower the People You Love with Stuff
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
Let Them Eat Junk
Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan ti
Roseanne in the Hood
Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a d
The Last Date
The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the t
Halloween: the Final Chapter
Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sendin
The Fifties Show
The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne
The Getaway, Almost
Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a r
The Last Thursday in November
When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Ficti
Of Mice and Dan
With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle
Direct to Video
While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Ro
December Bride
Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon
The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Ja
The White Sheep of the Family
D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blo
Becky Howser, M.D.
Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for c
Out of the Past
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play po
Construction Junction
Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the
We're Going to Disney World (1)
The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final p
Disney World War II (2)
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene fin
Springtime for David
David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transform
Another Mouth to Shut Up
Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnan
Morning Becomes Obnoxious
After an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning T
Ballroom Blitz
Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts f
The Wedding
Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene
Heart & Soul
Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.
Fights and Stuff
Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne abou
Call Waiting
Roseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV. After walking out on Dan in the heat of anger, Roseanne is now
Millions from Heaven
The Connors win the biggest lottery payoff in state history but insist they're still "just folks."
What a Day for a Daydream
Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which
Honor Thy Mother
While Roseanne and Jackie anticipate indulging themselves to unlock their "divine female essence" at a luxury spa, Dan i
Someday My Prince Will Come
A Moldavian prince descends on Lanford with one purpose in mind: to romance Jackie. It seems he's developed a royal crus
Pampered to a Pulp
Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a luxury spa, where past-life regression thera
Satan, Darling
Absolutely fabulous glam gals Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley (in character as Edina and Patsy) are among the few do
Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti
A visit with the wealthy Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into new friend Astrid's dysfunctio
Roseambo
Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Was
Home is Where the Afghan Is
The absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving a
Mothers and Other Strangers
Bev pays a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers, while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation, fea
Home for the Holidays
After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the fam
Say It Ain't So
Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne: he's been having an affair in California with a nurse who
Hit the Road, Jack
As Dan packs his bags to leave, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food while driving aimlessly around Lanford, and D.J
The War Room
When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won't come out, her family and friends all try in their own un
Lanford's Elite (1)
At a party at the swank Lanford Country Club, Roseanne forges a surprising bond with Edgar Wellman, Jr., the son of her
Some Enchanted Merger (2)
After they wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout, Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracted
A Second Chance
Bothered by rumors about Roseanne and "that Wellman guy," Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride. Roseanne and Da
The Miracle
When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child's survival. But Rose
Roseanne-Feld
Jackie and Mark take in a female wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared when he realizes he may be about to have his firs
The Truth Be Told
Roseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all so
Arsenic and Old Mom
Dan's eccentric mom heads straight for Lanford after she's released from hospital, claiming to be cured. Problem is, Dan
Into That Good Night (1)
Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseanne's sage advice for her daughter? "The best part is when you can mol
Into That Good Night (2)
Roseanne fans find out much more than they thought they would in the second half of the season finale
Twenty Years to Life
Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children, Harris and Mark, when Darlene l
Dress to Impress
Darlene’s son, Mark, gets caught with a pocket knife after being bullied on the first day of his new school. Meanwhile
Roseanne Gets the Chair
Roseanne’s clash with Darlene over how she’s raising her kids – especially Harris – reaches a breaking point; wh
Eggs Over, Not Easy
A crucial moment for Becky’s surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other’s lives. M
Darlene v. David
David unexpectedly shows up for Harris’ birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their rel
No Country for Old Women
After Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home, Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother. Me
Go Cubs
The Conners can't pay their Wi-Fi bill, so they befriend their new neighbors to use the Internet for Mary to Skype with
Netflix & Pill
After celebrating their 45th anniversary, Roseanne reveals to Dan a bigger problem with her bad knee. Meanwhile, Crystal
Knee Deep
Roseanne's knee gets worse so Dan is forced to a make an important work decision; but when a major storm hits Lanford, t
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