Seasons & Episodes
Flittin
Jack and Victor: together again, for the first time! The problem is Jack's having problems with his neighbours, and Vict
Faimly
Victor is awaiting a visit from his son John who now lives in Johannesburg. But when John leaves a message on Victor's a
Cauld
Winter arrives in Craiglang with a vengeance. Jack and Victor find an old friend of theirs drops dead of the cold - is i
Courtin'
Jack realises how long it's been since his wife died and starts to find new love with a lovely woman in the city centre.
Waddin'
Navid is giving out invitations to what promises to be the wedding of the year in Craiglang. They're as rare and desired
Scones
Tam, the tapping king of Craiglang, has fallen on his feet with his latest win: a lifetime's free supply of film tickets
Gairden
The Neds have colonised the local park and Jack and Victor aren't happy about it. Winston decides to take matters into h
Wummin'
Winston, a lifetime expert at fiddling the DHSS, takes his game one step-up, in the form of pretty home-helper Mrs. Begg
Doactors
Winston and Tam become love rivals over a gentle, lovely lady at the local library. But which one will win the fair lady
Brief
Jack and Victor club together to out-bid Manky Franky to win themselves Danny's old motor. But their new freedom comes a
Tappin'
Craiglang has never had it so good; everyone's suddenly come into money. There's rumours of a money-dealer newly arrived
Scran
The workies on the new building site are generating a lot of money for Craiglang's local economy - all of it flowing int
Shooglies
After an unusually expensive meal, Jack and Victor decide to take a literal trip down memory lane, when they visit a new
Buntin'
Navid finds Pete 'the Jakey', Craiglang's answer to Barny Gumball, has been letting himself go, lately. It seems he's be
Dug
Isa's unwelcome husband returns once more. Jack and Victor have a major falling-out: Victor's son John is as distant and
Hoaliday
Jack and Victor kick off series 3 in an opening episode that picks up where the last episode of series 2 left off - the
Swottin'
Jack and Vic feel their lives have become routine to the point of redundancy. Does salvation lie in Glasgow University's
Cairds
Boaby bars Jack & Vic & Co. from the Clansman. Turning Osprey Heights into a mini Las Vegas, Tam wins Joe's motor-wheelc
Big Yin
The Neds (hooligans) begin a reign of terror in Craigland. Jack and Victor contact an old friend to come to town and tak
Oot
Archie (Sylvester McCoy), an old friend of J & V's, finally has to leave the place where he has been secluded for nearly
Aff
For once Winston's complaint to the social office is genuine, and now has a foot that can stun even the most heartless o
Kill Wullie
Jack and Victor aren't sure what to make of it when one of their pals takes up with a woman half his age.
Wireless
Jack and Victor take up residence in the hospital as DJs. Navid, however, is about to encounter a more pressing problem.
Dial A Bus
Jack and Victor succumb to the lure of the Dial-A-Bus, but this one doesn't stop where they expected.
Ring
Tam finally does the decent thing. He doesn't buy a pint; he decides to get married.
Hatch
Jack and Victor are fed up of Isa's constant prying, but the plan they hatch causes shock waves across Craiglang.
Who's The Daddy?
A story involving three men and a baby. The trouble is, the baby wants to knock down the Clansman Bar.
Drama
Pub-loving pensioners Jack and Victor are set for a headache, as the hit Scottish comedy returns.In the first of a new s
A Fresh Lick
When Jack and Victor volunteer to redecorate Isa's living room the alterations go a lot further than planned. Meanwhile
Smoke On The Water
Jack arranges a birthday surprise for Victor's 75th - a trip down the river in an inflatable dinghy. The duo are joined
Hard Nuts
The television crew which makes Blighty's Hardest Pubs drops by The Clansman and Bobby foolishly promises them all the a
All The Best
Winston's had enough of Craiglang and decides he wants to live beside the seaside. Jack and Victor become wedding chauff
Saucy
Jack and Victor decide to visit Winston in his new home at the seaside town of Finport - but find the local people are e
Hot Seat
Craiglang is in the grip of a hot spell. Jack and Victor have found the perfect place to relax in the park on the ultima
Fly Society
Jack and Victor get a taste of how the other half live when they are mistaken for two socialites by a couple of rich wid
Lights Out
Craiglang is plunged into eternal darkness when the sub station goes on the blink. Our vulnerable pensioners are to take
Seconds Out
Boabby the barman and Stevie the bookie vie for the attention of the new pizza girl. Jack and Victor are hell bent on ge
Hyper
Navid's business is suffering at the hands of the corporate giant Hyperdales and his regular customers loyalty is being
Recipe
Jack and Victor discover Pete the Jakey was the inventor of The famous Beefy bake and seek recompense on his behalf. Tam
One In One Out
Tam and Frances enjoy fame and fortune with their new addition but it means baby sitting stints for Jack and Victor whic
Gadgets
Craiglang's residents can't resist the temptation of the Futuroo catalogue. Meanwhile, Winston prepares for the arrival
The Undrinkables
Jack and Victor discover bootleg hooch all over Craiglang. But where is it coming from?
Job
Jack and Victor offer a helping hand to Methadone Mick.
Small Change
Navid and Boabby settle a dispute over whose job is the cushiest.
Heavy Petting
Jack and Victor decide to become dog sitters and enlist the help of computer-savvy Isa to register them on the 'Pets Hom
Down and Out
Emotions run high as Jack, Victor and the residents gather to watch the demolition of a Craiglang tower block, Tam drags
Fly Fishing
Everyone is displaced as Winston needs a place to stay and the Clansman regulars are turfed out. Isa wants to know who i
Grim Up North
A creepy new undertaker moves into Craiglang. As Isa spreads gossip he's the grim reaper, the residents become spooked -
Balls Up
Jack and Victor gather a team for the walking football tournament. They absolutely must win, but will they be match-fit
South Africa
Jack and Victor persuade Navid to lend them his caravan for one night only, but end up spending most of their precious t
Pie
The future is here as Navid shows off his new scanner, Tam befriends an older woman and Jack and Victor must get their h
The Fall Guy
Isa's pulse is set racing as a long-lost companion returns. Boabby attempts to learn to drive, and Methadone Mick enrols
Local Hero
Winston saves the day by thwarting a mugger and becomes an internet sensation. Meanwhile, Jack and Victor have one mix u
Cat's Whiskers
Twilight Monthly magazine needs a new cover star and Victor is convinced he's the man for the job. Meanwhile, Winston ba
Dead Leg, Part One
Winston receives wounding news about his remaining leg. Meanwhile, Isa struggles with her new cleaning job at the undert
Dead Leg - Part Two
In the second of this double-bill, a trip to the cinema ends up creating a mystery for Jack and Victor and the gang. Mea
Hitched
Love is in the air as the gang rally together to create an unforgettable wedding day for one of the pals.
Over the Hill
Isa gets into a fix with some animals, while Jack & Victor decide to go on that adventure.
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