Seasons & Episodes
Episode One
Simon’s life is a tragedy. He’s attracted to his dad’s fiancée, the stripper he just slept with is actually a rea
Episode Two
Susan’s convinced Simon has a thing for women with authority. He’s determined to prove her wrong, even though his ne
Episode Three
Maggie’s upset that Simon was clearly so embarrassed of her when she met his friends, so she stops returning his calls
Episode Four
Simon’s terrified his sex life is deteriorating when he and Maggie go for a few days without any action, and he feels
Episode Five
The students lock Simon and Jenny in the stationery cupboard, where sexual tension gets the better of them. Spurred on b
Episode Six
It’s open evening, and Susan’s husband turns up angrily demanding she accompany him to his work dinner. When she sto
Episode Seven
Pornography with teachers’ faces superimposed on it has been doing the rounds, including a delightful depiction of Sim
Episode Eight
Simon has his big interview, and finds out if he can keep his job. Liz can’t wait to tell everyone about Kurt’s secr
Episode One
It’s a new term. Simon mistakes new languages tutor J.P. for a sixth former, and buxom newcomer Penny receives a lot o
Episode Two
Carol continues to pursue Kurt, even though he insists their relationship is over and tries to convince her that Penny i
Episode Three
Jenny’s house-shaking romping with her new boyfriend Alec is driving Susan crazy, so she agrees to get a flat with Sim
Episode Four
When J.P. comes out to the rest of the teachers, Simon, Kurt and Susan begin a campaign of wind-ups against Brian. But w
Episode Five
Susan drags the others over to the house to prove how annoying Jenny’s boyfriend is. Brian and Kurt are confused when
Episode Six
A delusional Bob manages to convince himself that Penny fancies him. This spurs him into undergoing a ridiculous fitness
Episode Seven
When a former student brings her baby into school to illustrate the hardships of motherhood, Susan ends up desperate for
Episode Eight
Jenny decides it’s time to finish with Alec; she just needs to work out how. Meanwhile, Simon shocks everyone by annou
Episode Nine
Having split up with Alec, Jenny’s going through a hedonistic phase—much to Brian and Kurt’s delight as she keeps
Episode Ten
Penny takes a shine to Simon’s replacement Matt because he’s the only person who talks to her. And Kurt wonders if h
Episode One
A new term and a new teacher, in the (rather large) shape of Lindsay. She can outdrink the boys, and Brian in particular
Episode Two
Penny’s self-obsession and self-pity have reached such dizzying new heights that she’s driving everyone insane. Bore
Episode Three
Kurt thinks his luck with the ladies is changing. At parents’ evening he meets a woman he reckons he has a good chance
Episode Four
Bobs wife throws him out of the house and moves her boyfriend in. For the first time, Liz takes pity on this dishevelled
Episode Five
Lindsay is about to turn 30, which is fine, until everyone points out that 30 is very old. What’s the best way to hand
Episode Six
Half the staff are off with stress, leaving the other half even more stressed. In a desperate bid to relieve the pressur
Episode Seven
There’s something disturbing in the air. A stranger, with a sinister beard, is lurking by the perimeter fence. But it
Episode Eight
The English department are left without a head when Bob is taken in for emergency surgery, and Clare decides that, wheth
Episode Nine
The teachers are depressed that none of them is in a functional relationship, until Liz points out that Brian and Kurt a
Episode Ten
Students and parents have been complaining about Lindsay, and she’s ended up with a formal warning. So she’s going t
Episode Eleven
Brians obsessed with Eileen—the only good-looking dinner lady in the world—and when Bob starts complaining loudly ab
Episode Twelve
When Brian and Kurt race each other to school, Kurt’s desire to win results in injury. Brian’s attempts to administe
Episode Thirteen
Love, lust, and general weirdness are in the air. Penny’s started a new romance, Clare’s getting frisky, and in a dr
Episode One
Summerdown has merged with another school and it’s all change for the teachers. Bob is struggling to adjust: he’s be
Episode Two
Penny makes a pass at Ewan, but it all ends in humiliation. Meanwhile, Ben is ordered to babysit some pensioners who are
Episode Three
Ewan is thrown into turmoil when he finds out that a pupil, John, fancies him. All his attempts to handle the situation
Episode Four
It is Obesity Awareness Month and Ben becomes obsessed with Lindsay’s weight. It’s purely selfish, of course; he’s
Episode Five
It’s Religious Tolerance Week and the teachers prepare to represent their allocated religions at the Tolerance Fair. M
Episode Six
After discovering Penny’s real surname is Eichmann, the others take pleasure in winding her up. She’s blonde, she ha
Episode Seven
No sooner has Damien announced that he doesn’t need a girlfriend, than he falls for the substitute teacher Anna. But a
Episode Eight
While trying to get out of Bob’s stag do, Ben is reminded of a ouija board prediction: he’s going to die on Friday.
Teachers Christmas Special
The school is trashed after the Christmas party, the teachers are hungover, Bob is getting married in the playground—a
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