Seasons & Episodes
Beefeaters
The Goodies are asked to assist in discovering who is stealing the Beefeaters' beef.
Snooze
The Goodies are asked to market a bedtime drink called 'Venom'. They decide that the first thing needed is a name change
Give Police a Chance
The Goodies are hired to improve the image of the police with the general public.
Playgirl Club
The Goodies are asked to recover some sexually explicit photographs of politicians.
The Greenies
The Goodies go on holiday to a Cornish village that has been subjected to military takeover.
Cecily
The Goodies take a job helping out at a stately home, and meet sweet Cecily, who is not all that she seems...
Radio Goodies
The Goodies open a pirate radio station - and post office.
The Loch Ness Monster
The Goodies help a suicidal zookeeper to locate a monster for London Zoo's Snowdon Monster House.
Commonwealth Games
The Goodies take part in the Commonwealth Games as the British team against the August Bank Holiday Islands - with the e
Pollution
The land is covered in pollution and the Goodies suspect corruption.
The Lost Tribe
The Goodies are asked to find Professor Knutts who went missing whilst leading an expedition to find the Lost Tribe of t
Music Lovers
Musicians are being kidnapped all over the country, so The Goodies become famous musicians too, eventually get stolen an
For Art's Sake
Tim's crusade to stop rich Americans from buying all of Britain's art treasures sees him bidding a huge amount of money
Kitten Kong
The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's gro
Dancing
Asked to be part of a formation dancing team, the Goodies find that dancing isn't as gentle and pure as they thought, es
Farm Fresh Food
Disgusted at the awful cuisine served up at Ye Olde Shepherds Restaurant, the Goodies head to the farm of Tim's uncle fo
Free to Live
Bill reports Graeme and Tim to the Women's Liberation Front after he disapproves of their treatment of Graeme's new tott
Gender Education
In response to a proposed appalling BBC film (for schoolchildren, mark you) on S-E-X education, Mrs. Desiree Carthorse -
Charity Bounce AKA London to Brighton
The Goodies are bouncing on space hoppers from London to Brighton for charity. However, they continue to bounce on aroun
Double Trouble
The Goodies' bid to win the Nice Person of the Year Award is being sabotaged by the mysterious Dr. Petal and his evil ro
Kitten Kong (Montreux edition)
The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's gro
The New Office
The Goodies need a new office, but after being ripped off in the local estate agent they decide to build their own - a G
Hunting Pink
Tim is off to spend the weekend at Tally-Ho Towers with his rich Great Uncle Butcher-Fitzsimmons. He is dressed as a Gua
The Winter Olympics
The Goodies agree to be Britain's team in the Winter Olympics at the North Pole (there's apparently been a lot of snow t
That Old Black Magic
Witch Hazel's problems with casting spells leads the Goodies to help her to contact lost souls via a seance, and Graeme'
For Those in Peril on the Sea
Graeme's urge to recreate an early Viking expedition and find the Lost Island Of Munga sees the Goodies shipwrecked and
Way Outward Bound
The failure to find any kids willing to go to an adventure school forces the Goodies to attend disguised as children, on
Superstar
Appalled at the offensive songs in the hit parade, the Goodies perform a sickly sweet song on the Maxie Grease Show, but
Camelot
Tim's Uncle King Arthur (actually Arthur King, but appearing as 'King, Arthur' in the phone book) is away on holiday and
Invasion of the Moon Creatures
Graeme's attempt to send rabbits to the moon seems to be a failure until Bill and Tim's space voyage discovers plots of
Hospital for Hire
A bad experience with the hospital system forces the Goodies to become doctors themselves and attempt to fix up the heal
The Goodies and the Beanstalk
The Goodies have hit rock-bottom and are forced to sell Buttercup for a tin of baked beans. In an act of desperation, Gr
The Stone Age
Graeme discovers an ancient tunnel below the Goodies' office and his penchant for potholing soon finds them stuck inside
Goodies in the Nick
A timid policeman needs the Goodies' help in boosting his tally of arrests, but their fiendishly cunning bank robbery se
The Race
A wrong turn to Skegness sees the Goodies winning the Tour de France cycling race, so they decide to also enter Le Mans
The Movies
The Goodies buy a movie studio and attempt to revitalise the British film industry, but ultimately descend into chaos wh
The Clown Virus
A job to dispose of a harmless can of 'tomato soup' for an American military base sees the whole British population turn
Chubby Chumps
Tim has become rather flabby while the others have been away fishing, but trims himself down thanks to a brainwashing ra
Wacky Wales
An invitation to an eisteddfod in Wales has the Goodies in all sorts of trouble with the Reverend after they dare to bre
Frankenfido
Graeme's dog breeding venture gets out of hand and Tim's only chance to win at Crufts is to dress Bill in a dog costume,
Scatty Safari
The main attraction at The Goodies Star Safari Park, Tony Blackburn, is hearing the call of the wild and pining for his
Kung Fu Kapers!
Bill reveals himself to be a Grand Master of the infinitely more subtle and superior Lancastrian martial art of Ecky Thu
Lighthouse Keeping Loonies
The Goodies answer an advert for 'a little light housekeeping' and find themselves stuck for five years in charge of an
Rome Antics
In 55AD the early Goodies venture to Rome to provide entertainment for the fruit-fancying Emperor, but are eventually co
Cunning Stunts
Bill is fired from the Goodies' newspaper for being a hopeless reporter and after he is rejected by the love of his life
South Africa
The Goodies are forced to emigrate to South Africa where the absence of black people forces a new form of segregation ca
Bunfight at the OK Tearooms
With hardly a penny to their name, the Goodies go prospecting for gold - and discover Cornish cream.
The End
The Goodies’ office accidentally gets covered in concrete, leaving them trapped for a century. They desperately try to
Goodies Rule - OK?
The unwanted Goodies finally hit the big time after years of failure, only for the government to topple and all forms of
Lips, or Almighty Cod
Cod have become so scarce that there is nothing to make fish fingers from.
Hype Pressure
Tim invites Bill and Graeme to perform on the talent show he presents.
Daylight Robbery on the Orient Express
Goodies Holidays is creating an exciting mystery tour aboard the Orient Express for the Detectives Club, but things go a
Black and White Beauty
Graeme has established a rest home for clapped-out old animals and is sent a pantomime horse, which Tim trains before it
It Might as Well be String
A series of too honest ads sees revenue for the Goodies' advertising agency plummet, until Tim discovers the joys of str
2001 and a Bit
The futuristic sons of the Goodies have become bored with the extremely violent forms of modern entertainment and seek t
The Goodies - Almost Live
A concert featuring many of The Goodies' best known songs, including Cactus in my Y-Fronts, Funky Gibbon, Black Pudding
Alternative Roots
A historical look back at the ancestors of the Goodies; Celtic Kilty (Graeme), County Cutie (Tim) and Kinda Kinky (Bill)
Dodonuts
Disgusted by Tim and Graeme's love of hunting, Bill vows to protect the last dodo.
Scoutrageous
Tim indoctrinates Bill and Graeme into the Scouts, but they take things to extremes resulting in the movement being decl
Punky Business
The punk phenomenon grips Britain as even grannies reject niceness.
Royal Command
The revised Royal Variety Show hosted by Graeme is so well received by the royal family that they enter showbiz but end
Earthanasia
It's Christmas Eve, and as The Goodies prepare for Christmas they learn that the world is about to end.
Politics
Graeme is faced with selling the image of two potential Prime Ministers to the nation; Bill as the revolutionary Che Mon
Saturday Night Grease
Bill decides to open Disco Bilius and introduces a mixed dancing competition.
A Kick in the Arts
The British Olympic team is broke. Tim joins them and competes against Graeme and Bill's Rest of the World team.
U-Friend or UFO?
The strange alien abductions of trombonists prompt Bill to solve the mystery.
Animals
Tim becomes an animal rights activist, so Bill becomes a vegetable rights activist and a Watership Down parody ensues.
War Babies
The Goodies are grown-up babies who are sent off to boarding school during the war years, and are asked by Churchill to
Snow White 2
The Goodies find themselves living next door to Snow White and the seven dwarfs.
Robot
Due to dire financial conditions, Bill is fired and replaced with a baby robot; however Tim and Graeme need help with ra
Football Crazy
Bill the soccer hooligan is in fine form as Tim becomes Chief of Police in a bid to stamp out such boorish conduct, with
Big Foot
The Goodies set off to the Canadian Rockies in search of the mythical Arthur C. Clarke, but find all sorts of other weir
Change of Life
Bill's 40th birthday makes the Goodies decide to close the business due to old age.
Holiday
A supposedly relaxing holiday in the seaside village of Dunsquabblin turns very stressful when the Goodies are trapped i
Animals are People Too
Graeme's pet shop has a special new line - people dressed up as animals, but they also suffer from being dumped so Tim s
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