Seasons & Episodes
And So It Begends
When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret
No, Jojo, No!
Hambrosia and Hurshe use the greatest weapons of all time to get control of the holler: hand chops, doll-napping and mur
Holy Meemaw
Boss Hoss Heartshe decides its high time Hurlan, his head man-boy in charge cracks the nut of the town curse.
Fear is Dog Spelled Bassackwards
Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the Bible.
Death Begins at Conception
When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.
Dare to Holler
When a non-meddling non-reporter doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, the holler goes on HIGH ALERT!
Begend the Endginning
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
Proper Dental Care is MURDER
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexitie
The Blue Lonegoon
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
The Telltale Butthole
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.
Pequiem for a Recker
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
Emotional Can of Mommyworms
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
The DeArranged Marriage
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of
Werelan
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
Come Unity
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
Hambrain Jan
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
Preverse Psychologism
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
Gamebored
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
The Endginning
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
In Meatro
One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.
WUWPs
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
Klansgender Rights
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
Groaning Amore
When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
Oralboros
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
Slaughter Me to Heaven
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up beh
Congroined Hearts
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
The Comening
The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.
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