Seasons & Episodes
Episode 1
Guests: Louis Armstrong, Eileen Barton, the Mayo Brothers; the Honeymooners - the New Bowling Ball
Episode 2
Alice misplaces her wedding ring; Ralph thinks a turkey ate it.
Episode 3
Episode 4
Ralph and Ed care for an abandoned baby found on the bus.
Episode 5
Ralph and Alice argue at home while getting ready for a night on the town with the Nortons.
Episode 6
Jackie Gleason and Audrey Meadows in The Jackie Gleason Show (1952) Ralph is home sick, and as usual is feeling sorry f
Episode 7
One of the shortest Honeymooners sketches ever. The story opens with Ralph complaining about being dragged all over town
Episode 8
Ralph and Norton form a songwriting partnership.
Episode 9
Episode 10
Missing Pants
Episode 12
Ralph reads a veterinarian's report about Alice's mother's dog and mistakenly thinks he himself only has 6 months to liv
Christmas Party
The Honeymooners' first Christmas.
Episode 14
Glow Worm Cleaning
Alice get picked to be in ad campaign for a kitchen cleaner. When Ralph finds out, he doesn't like the idea because he f
Vaughn Monroe, Sugar Ray Robinson
Peggy Lee, Robert Merrill; The Honeymooners - Alice Plays Cupid
Ralph and Ed run into one of Ralph's old school chum at a restaurant. While talking with him they find out he's single a
The DeMarco Sisters; The Honeymooners - Suspense
Ralph comes home from work and overhears Alice and Trixie rehearsing in the other room for a play she's in. In this play
Lost Job
Ralph gets his paycheck and the Kramdens and the Nortons are going out for dinner. But Alice discovers a pink slip sayin
S01E20
S01E21
Anniversary Gift
S01E23
Income Tax
Alice's Aunt Ethel
Ralph's mother-in-law is visiting for the holidays and he has had it with sleeping on a cot in the kitchen. After coming
What's Her Name?
After a night at the movies Alice and Ralph have the whole building in an uproar while they argue about who was in the m
Lunch Box
Ralph comes home from work upset about his lunch, Alice had tried something she had heard on a cooking show. They fight
Easter Hats
Hot Tips
The Kramdens and the Nortons are going to the race track. Alice finds out that Ralph plans to bet $30 on one horse and w
Norton Moves In
Ralph's Diet
Ralph's doctor tells him he needs to lose weight, Alice decides she's going make sure he follows the doctors orders. Whi
Dinner Guest
Manager of the Baseball Team
Second remake of sketch originally performed on May 16, 1952 and May 9, 1953.
Alice's Birthday
The Dorsey Brothers Show
Ralph and Alice mistakenly invite both of the feuding Dorsey brothers to perform at a charity gathering.
Tawny Ballet
An opening dance number by the June Taylor Dancers is followed by Gleason's monologue. Art Carney appears near the end o
The Prowler
There's a prowler in the building. The police wake up the Kramdens to tell them to keep the doors locked because there's
Guest Speaker
Vacation at Fred's Landing
The Kramdens and the Nortons are about to go on vacation together. The wives want to go to Atlantic City; but the husban
S01E40
Sprained Thumb
Ralph sprains his thumb while driving the bus. When he demands his own doctor examine him instead of following the compa
Lucky Number
While at a ball game with Ed, Ralph wins a $1000 as part of a contest at the ball park. When they get home Ralph tells A
Episode S0203
Hot Dog Stand
Ralph and Norton try to collect enough money to open a hot dog stand in New Jersey.
Two Tickets to the Fight
Ralph has a chance to go to a important fight but Alice's uncle George is coming over. He fakes being ill to get the unc
Halloween Party
The Kramdens and the Nortons are going to a Halloween party. Alice has made their costumes and Ralph doesn't like his. H
Champagne and Caviar
Ralph's boss is coming over, and he thinks that if he makes a big impression on him he'll get the next big promotion. So
The Honeymooners: Letter to the Boss
S02E10
Finger Man
Ralph spots a wanted criminal on his bus. He comes up with a story that the bus has broken down to get people off the bu
Honeymooners Christmas Party
Santa and the Bookies
Believing that Alice is pregnant, Ralph takes a job as a sidewalk Santa, with Norton as his helper, in order to earn ext
Cottage for Sale
Ralph and Ed spring an idea on their wives to buy a $989.00 cottage. Alice and Trixie are against it, Ralph talks Alice
S02E15
Guest Host: Ed Sullivan
Guest Host: Robert Q. Lewis
guest stars: Earl Wrightson, Lois Hunt, Jaye P. Morgan, Jan Arvan, Don Liberto
Guest Host: Garry Moore
Guest Host: Red Skelton
Guest Host: Art Carney
Guest Host: Eddie Fisher
Guest Host: Jane Froman
The Lawsuit
Ralph Kramden attempts to sue his employer the bus company for $10,000 negligence.
Fortune Teller
After claiming that all fortune tellers are fake, a fortune teller gives Ralph a free reading. She stops the reading abr
The Next Champ
Dynamite Moran a small-time fighter from Altoona comes to New York to make it big, stops by pool room to say hello to No
Stand-In for Murder
A big-time New York mob boss is holed up in his luxury suite, since the rival Barney Hackett gang is intent on rubbing h
Move Uptown
The Kramdens have found a nice new place in the Bronx they want to move to; one big problem the landlord won't let them
The Man in the Blue Suit
Ralph wins $73.85 playing poker. He wants to avoid giving all his winnings to Alice so he hides his winnings in a suit h
Hair-Raising Tale
Ralph over hears two men arguing in the park and intercedes on the smaller ones behalf. While trying to calm down the li
Jackie Gleason Celebrates 25 years in Show Business
Boxtop Kid
Alice gets Ralph to go down to see her sister and brother-in-law off on cruise to Europe. Ralph wasn't very happy about
Two Men on a Horse
Ralph gets elected treasurer of the Raccoon Lodge and as part of his duties he takes home $200 that was collected for th
Goodbye Aunt Ethel
Alice's Aunt Ethel comes to visit, forcing Ralph to sleep in the kitchen for 3 weeks. Anxious to get rid of her, Ralph t
SE02E34
Vacation at Fred's Landing: Re-Staging
The Kramdens and the Nortons are about to go on vacation together. The wives want to go to Atlantic City; but the husban
Margaret Hamilton, Garry Moore
Ralph's Sweet Tooth
Jackie Gleason and Audrey Meadows in The Jackie Gleason Show (1952) Ralph gets chosen for a commercial for a candy bar
Game Called on Account of Marriage
Ralph is fighting with Alice about her sisters up coming wedding. It seems Ralph has world series tickets for the day of
S03E03
Sketches: Reggie Van Gleason, the Poor Soul, Mother Fletcher; featuring Art Carney and Zamah Cunningham.
Love Letter
Ralph finds a love letter Norton wrote to Trixie years ago and believes it was sent to Alice by another man.
The People's Choice
Ralph spots an escaped criminal on his bus. He gets all the passengers off and helps the police arrest him. While the pr
Halloween Party for the Boss
Remake of Halloween Party filmed Oct 31, 1953.
S03E07
Battle of the Sexes
Following domestic spats, Ed moves in with Ralph and Alice moves in with Trixie.
The Honeymooners: Teamwork Beat the Clock
Ralph and Alice are contestants on Beat the Clock. Featuring Bud Collyer.
The Brother-in-Law
Alice's brother Frank comes over for dinner. Ralph and Frank have a history of problems and they spend the evening argui
Season 3, Episode 11
Songwriters
Ralph is intrigued by the potential fame and fortune in writing popular songs. Before long, he and Norton pitch in (by r
Santa and the Bookies
Title: "Santa and the Bookies" (re-staging of episode from 12/12/53)
The Poor Soul in Christmas-Land
The Honeymooners: Kramden vs. Norton
Ralph sues Norton over a television set which Norton won in a raffle.
A Promotion
Ralph has bad news and good news. His house is without heat, but he's just been promoted to assistant to the assistant c
The Hypnotist
The Raccoon Convention is coming up, and Ralph hopes a hypnotist from the lodge can help him to get the necessary funds
The Honeymooners: Cupid
Ralph tries to set up a lonely friend on a blind date but local gossip leads Alice to believe that Ralph is the one seek
A Little Man Who Wasn't There
Mr. Marshall tells Ralph he's crazy (in Ralph's words) and has a problem with his temper, having received complaints fro
Hero
A boy (Tommy) in the building Ralph lives in idolizes him, and Ralph can't resist embellishing his abilities to the boy.
The Honeymooners: The Great Jewel Robbery
Ralph takes up a collection to buy an expensive watch for his boss's daughter but Alice finds it and thinks it's for her
Peacemaker
Ralph can't sleep because fighting going on between Ed and Trixie. Eventually Ed decides to leave and Trixie comes down
The Honeymooners: The Adoption
Despite not having much to show for their lives, Ralph and Alice decide that they want to adopt a baby. Naturally, Ralph
Stars Over Flatbush
Ed finds an astrology booklet on the subway, and convinces Ralph to use the booklet and its predictions as a guide to ma
One Big Happy Family
The Kramden's and the Norton's decide to share a bigger nicer apartment in Queens. It doesn't take long before they are
A Weighty Problem
Jackie Gleason and Audrey Meadows in The Jackie Gleason Show (1952) Ralph comes home in a foul mood. An inspector for t
Boys and Girls Together
The wives demand that the husbands spend more time with them and the boys concoct a scheme to change that.
The Honeymooners: Principle of the Thing
With everything in the apartment breaking down, Ralph decides to exercise a clause in the lease and uses the rent money
Songs and Witty Sayings
Alice and Trixie enter the contest Ralph and Norton hope to win.
Letter to the Boss
Broadcast on 5/21/55, is "Letter to the Boss (II)", a restaging of the same script first performed on November 14, 1953.
In Central Park
Stand-In for Murder (II)
Remake of sketch originally aired on April 17, 1954. Ralph is offered a phony job as an insurance executive but he is a
S03E33
S04E01
S04E02
Double Anniversary Party
It's the Kramden's anniversary and Ralph usually forgets so Alice is planning a surprise party. What she doesn't know is
Checkup
Ralph's in line for a promotion. And the bus company wants him to get a physical. Ralph isn't aware of this requirement
Forgot to Register
Ralph & Ed are very involved in a local election campaign, on the day of election Ed tells Ralph that he's not going to
Expectant Father
Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, Audrey Meadows, and Joyce Randolph in The Jackie Gleason Show (1952) Alice has secretly tak
Goodnight Sweet Prince
Ralph has to work third shift and the neighborhood won't let him sleep during the day.
Two Family Car
Ralph finds out he's won a raffle. One problem: Ed Norton paid for half the ticket and the first prize is a car. Alice m
Love Letter
Remake of a sketch originally broadcast on Oct 16, 1954. Ralph finds an old love letter Norton wrote to Trixie years ago
Tribute to Tommy Dorsey
Finders Keepers
Ralph and Norton try to raise funds to buy a local candy store by entering a radio contest.
Catch a Star
Ralph tells the lodge members he knows Jackie Gleason and can get him for a show at the Raccoon Lodge (of course he does
S04E13
Guest Host: Art Carney; Guests: Charlton Heston, Fred Waring, Sammy Davis, Jr.
Peter Lind Hayes, Mary Healy, Gordon MacRae, Roberta Sherwood, Woody Herman
At Sixty-Five
My Fair Landlord
Ralph wants to move, he finds a two family home in the want ads that has a low down payment. Alice is against it, and wh
Johnny Cash, Jonathan Winters
Away We Go
The Kramdens and Nortons win a breakfast cereal contest, the prize being a cruise around the world.
Plastered in Paris
While in Paris, Ralph and Ed are arrested for unwittingly passing counterfeit money.
Behind the Iron Curtain
While in Germany, Ralph and Ed accidentally wander into East Berlin and are suspected of being spies.
The Honeymooners: When in Rome
In Italy, Ralph is jealous of Alice's tourist guide, not knowing the guide is a little boy.
Curse of the Kramdens
When visiting Ireland, Ralph and Norton spend the night in the haunted ancestral Kramden Castle.
The Honeymooners: Mad Dogs and Englishmen
The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.
Guest Host: Kate Smith; guest stars: Bobby Van, Gene Sheldon, Jonathan Winters, Pat Rooney
Guest Host: Kathryn Grayson; guest stars: Sarah Vaughan, Count Basie, Dick Haymes, Joe Williams, Leo DeLyon, Bobby Hackett
All Star Circus Revue with guest host: Hugh O'Brian
Framed in Spain
Blackmailers fake a photo of Ralph fooling around with a Spanish local in Madrid, making Alice jealous.
I Remember Mau Mau
The Kramdens and the Nortons go on safari in Africa. Partly remade from Fred's Landing Camping Trip in 1953.
Jaye P. Morgan
Joey Adams, Al Kelly, Theresa Brewer, Russell Swann
June Carter, Helen Forrest, The Amazing Mr. Ballantine
Morey Amsterdam, Jerry Copper, The Sciplina Chimps; The Honeymooners - Six Months to Live
Monica Lewis, Johnny Haymer
Jane Morgan, Jack E. Leonard
Sammy Kaye, Rose Marie; The Honeymooners - Manager of the Baseball Team
Second remake of a sketch originally broadcast on May 16, 1952 and May 9, 1953. Ralph is convinced he's gotten a big tim
Guest Host: Johnnie Ray; Guests: Larry Griswold, Louis Jordan, Peggy Lee, Jimmy Nelson
Guest Host: Vic Damone; Guests: Peggy Lee, Dave Barry, Betty Kean, Lew Parker
Guest Host: Peggy Lee; Guests: Tony Bennett, The Treniers, Jack E. Leonard
S04E40
The Honeymooners: In Twenty-Five Words or Less
After his brother-in-law wins a contest, Ralph tries and wins a cereal contest. But he didn't read the fine print of the
The Passing Politician
In this book musical, Jackie plays a five-term mayor of a small-town city, "Big Jim" Finley, who for the first time in h
The Honeymooners: Ship of Fools
After winning a all-paid trip around the world, the Kramdens and the Nortons get on the cruise ship and start their jour
The Honeymooners: Poor People in Paris
While on their trip around the world, the Kramdens and the Nortons start in Paris. The boys unknowingly get counterfeit
The Honeymooners: Confusion - Italian Style
While on their all-paid world cruise, the Kramdens and Nortons arrive in Rome. The girls are approached by a young boy t
S05E06
Jackie welcomes guests Phil Silvers, who teaches him how to sing; Orson Bean, who performs "I Ate the Baloney"; Pat Boon
The Honeymooners: The Curse of the Kramdens
While on their all-paid world cruise, the Kramdens and Nortons arrive in Ireland, to see the birth town of Ralph's ances
The Honeymooners: The Honeymooners in England
While on their all-paid world cruise, the Kramdens and Nortons arrive in England. The contest company wants Ralph to app
The Honeymooners: You're in the Picture
While on their all-paid world cruise, the Kramdens and Nortons arrive in Spain. Ralph helps a young lady in distress and
Salute to the Big Bands
A salute to the big bands, with performances by the likes of Buddy DeFranco, Duke Ellington, Les and Larry Elgart, the G
The Honeymooners: We Spy
The Kramdens and the Nortons cause an international incident while in Germany when they wander over to the communist sid
The Honeymooners: Petticoat Jungle
While on the last week of an all-paid world cruise, the boys meet a big game hunter in a shop. This leads to them changi
The Honeymooners: Run, Santa, Run
Unbeknownst to Ralph, Alice has taken up knitting to pay for his Christmas present. Seeing baby things in the apartment,
The Poor Soul in Christmas-Land (Re-Staging)
As Christmas approaches, the Poor Soul falls asleep on a busy city street. A Fairy Princess, with the touch of her wand,
New Year's Eve Show
With Steve Allen/Jayne Meadows/Louis Nye/Morey Amsterdam/Jerry Lester/Gene Sheldon
The Honeymooners: King of the Castle
The Honeymooners: Movies Are Better Than Ever
One Man Show
Jackie demonstrates the laugh-getting techniques of vaudeville comics, and mimes a man trying to take a nap despite inte
The Honeymooners: Without Reservations
The Honeymooners: Life Upon the Wicked Stage
Jackie Gleason's 51st Birthday Celebration
The Honeymooners: Rififi - Brooklyn Style
S05E23
In this country-themed edition, Jackie welcomes country satirists Homer and Jethro (who perform "Li'l Ole Kiss Of Fire"
The Honeymooners: Ralph Kramden Presents
Ralph gets into a spot after bragging that he knows Jackie Gleason and can get him to make an appearance at the Racoons'
S05E25
The Honeymooners: Flushing Ho!
The Honeymooners: Sees All - Knows All
S05E28
Jackie welcomes various musicians and aerialists. Trumpeter Bobby performs "Strangers in the Night." Dick sings "Melanch
The Honeymooners: Be It Ever So Humble
The Honeymooners: Hair to a Fortune
The Honeymooners: The People's Choice
S06E04
The Honeymooners: Two for the Money
S06E06
Guests include Johnny Mathis, who performs "Misty Roses"; Groucho Marx, who performs a "Mr. Gallagher and Mr. Shean" due
The Honeymooners: Nephew of the Bride
The Nortons and the Kramdens are desperate when Ralph's Aunt Ethel shows up for an extended visit. The solution is to fi
S06E08
Vikki sings "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You". A medley about life in California and Florida becomes a duet with Jackie an
The Honeymooners: Out of Sight, Out of Mind
George Gobel/Jack Jones/Sheila MacRae/Dom DeLuise
The Honeymooners: Two Faces of Ralph Kramden
Bing Crosby/Liberace/Alan King/Stan Ross
The Honeymooners: The Main Event
S06E14
Teresa Brewer sang When I Leave the World Behind, and sang and yodelled Cotton Fields, accompanied by her Terry-Tones.
The Honeymooners: To Whom It May Concern
Paul Ford plays Ralph Kramden's boss who was sent a nasty letter that Ralph wants back. Interspersed are the songs "Back
Milton Berle/Louis Armstrong/Frank Fontaine/Bert Kaempfert and His Orchestra
Jackie, Milton Berle and Jerry Collins start things off with a comedy routine; Louis Armstrong performs "Cabaret" and "W
S06E17
Another "country music" themed edition, with musical performances by Patti Page, Eddy Arnold, Boots Randolph and The Gee
Wayne Newton/Diahann Carroll/Tim Conway/Dom DeLuise
Milton Berle, the 5th Dimension, Herman's Hermits, Jerry Collins, George Carlin
Highlights include: Milton Berle and Jerry Collins doing a routine with Jackie in the opener; The 5th Dimension performi
The Honeymooners: Sleepy Time Gal
Ralph persuades a hypnotist to put Alice in a trance.
S07E02
Jackie discusses his summer making two movies in succession with Milton Berle; Gene Kelly dances with the June Taylor Da
The Honeymooners: The Boy Next Door
Alice plans a surprise party for Ralph; an old love letter falls into the wrong hands.
S07E4
The June Taylor Dancers start things off by dancing to "Can't Take My Eyes Off You"; Sid Caesar starts off as a saxophon
The Honeymooners: Follow the Boys
Edgar Bergen/Shelley Berman/Tiny Tim
For the opener, Tiny Tim bestows hippie regalia upon Jackie, and later performs "Tiptoe Thru' the Tulips With Me" and "L
S07E07
S07E08
S07E09
Guest Red Buttons complains to Jackie that he's never had a "Man of the Year" plaque, and gives historic examples of oth
Morey Amsterdam/Red Buttons/Florence Henderson/The Honeymooners
Guest Red Buttons starts off unloading on Jackie about the type of jokes he's not allowed to do on the show, and later d
S07E11
Guest Red Buttons sings "My Pal Jackie" and reminisces about their recent trip to the beach; Nipsey Russell performs a c
S07E12
S07E13
S07E14
S07E15
Guests are Milton Berle, Gene Kelly and Corbett Monica. Highlights include Jackie and Milton going over the latest in fa
Tony Bennett/Nipsey Russell/Jackie Vernon/Milton Berle
Guest Milton Berle offers Jackie unsolicited dieting tips; Tony Bennett performs "The Trolley Song" and "(I Left My Hear
S07E17
Highlights of this show include: Sid Caesar giving shopping tips to Jackie; Myron Cohen does a routine about senior citi
S07E18
Guest Tiny Tim regales himself with Jackie at the open, and later performs "Secret Agent Man"; Slappy White does a routi
S07E19
Guest Jack Benny regales about a luncheon he had with Jackie; Robert Goulet performs "Those Were the Days"; Alan King do
Victor Borge, Orson Bean, Frank Sinatra, Jr., The Honeymooners
Guest Orson Bean teaches Jackie how to make a paper eucalyptus tree; Ray Milland comes out to help Jackie introduce Fran
Groucho Marx, Mickey Rooney, Jane Morgan, Charlie Manna
For the open, Groucho Marx has a few words with Jackie about the dressing room facilities and romance, performs "I Wanna
S07E22
Guest George Burns has Jackie do things to make him laugh, and later regales a tale about Harry Houdini; Georgie Kaye an
The Honeymooners: Play It Again, Norton
The Honeymooners: Ralph Goes Hollywood
Kramden and Norton try to convince Bing Crosby to record their song, "Love On a Bus." In this episode Bing sings an orig
The Honeymooners: Mexican Hat Trick featuring Carol Lawrence & the Baja Marimba Band
The Honeymooners: The Curse of the Cuckoo Thief
Yes, We Have No Bonanzas
A musical spoof of "Bonanza," with Reggie Van Gleason as the patriarch of the "Pondersusie," who with his sons Little Jo
The Honeymooners: The Honeymoon Is Over
The Kramdens and Nortons get into a major spat while making an appearance on "The Mike Douglas Show".
The Honeymooners: Happiness Is a Rich Uncle
The Honeymooners: Hawaii, Oh! Oh!
The Honeymooners: The Sun and Raccoon Capital
The Honeymooners: The Match Game
The Kramdens and Nortons have an encounter with a computer dating service while in Chicago.
The Honeymooners: Double Trouble
While the Kramdens and Nortons are in Sun Valley, Idaho, Ralph is arrested for a crime he did not commit, as the real cu
Reggie and the Red Baron
Jackie, Art Carney, Charlotte Rae, special guest Milton Berle and the "Reginald Van Gleason Conservator Players" star in
S08E13
Jackie salutes the months of the year in song with original tunes. The music was composed by Lyn Duddy and Jerry Bresler
S08E14
Special guest Milton Berle and Art Carney join Jackie in a performance of "Bosom Buddies" during the opener; comedy rout
S08E15
Guest George Burns talks about Jack Benny in one segment then recalls a party at Edward G. Robinson in another. Art Carn
S08E16
Highlights of this show include: special guest Jack Benny marveling on Jackie's weight loss; a comedy routine from Sonny
S08E17
Jackie and Milton Berle talk to an expert about space flights. Jackie and Milton team up for a musical comedy reprise of
S08E18
Host Jackie Gleason and guest Milton Berle trade insults in a comedic way. Then the entire cast salutes vaudeville great
The Honeymooners: We're Off to See the Wizard
On the last leg of their cross-country tour, a hotel mix-up during Mardi Gras leads the Kramdens and Nortons to Ed's dis
The Honeymooners: Operation Protest
The Kramdens and Nortons come home from their cross-country tour, and Ralph and Alice find that her nephew, Clifford (To
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