Seasons & Episodes
Pilot
Christine's 8-year-old son, Ritchie has been accepted into a posh private school where Christine encounters two snooty c
Supertramp
When Christine learns that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, she becomes determined to
Open Water
When Christine learns that her close friends, Barb and Pete, are responsible for introducing Richard to his "new" Christ
One Toe Over the Line Sweet Jesus
Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does
I'll Show You Mine
After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton. Will she or won't she? Let him in the
The Other F Word
Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student b
Long Days Journey Into Stan
Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is
Teach Your Children Well
Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's 9th birthday, his first involving other children f
Ritchie Has Two Mommies
Christine tries not to have a meltdown when her ex-husband, Richard, brings his "new" Christine with him to pick up Ritc
No Fault Divorce
Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women. When Ch
Exile on Lame Street
Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchi
Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
Shut out once again by the cliquey, judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine runs into a down-to-earth working wom
A Fair to Remember (1)
Christine volunteers to help out at Ritchie's spring carnival and while there, she runs into the mean moms -- Marly and
The Passion of Christine (2)
Since "New" Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at her house, leading Ritchie to believe t
The Answer Is Maybe (1)
Richard tells Christine that the reason he has good luck with women is that he "says yes to life." When Christine meets
Come to Papa Jeff (2)
Christine is stunned to find out the man she's seeing, New Christine's father, is also a grandfather.
Oh God Yes
Ritchie goes to church with Richard and new Christine without consulting his mother first, leaving old Christine to expl
Separation Anxiety
Barb moves in with Christine after deciding to divorce her husband. This forces Matthew into Ritchie's room, where he di
The Champ
Christine runs into Stan again and is unable to resist him, despite her best efforts. She asks Matthew to help keep Sta
Playdate With Destiny
Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher causes a scene at a school fund-raiser--especially after she wins a playdate
Women N Tuition
Christine makes sacrifices so she can pay for Ritchie's school tuition.
Mission: Impossible
After Richie begins showing more interest in spending time with Richard and then does a bad job on his school homework p
What About Barb?
Christine has trouble working with Barb at the gym and feels pressure at home to find a nanny for Ritchie when Richard i
Crash
When Christine's environmentally-friendly hybrid car and Marly's gas-guzzling monster SUV hit one another, it becomes a
Ritchie Scores
Richard want Ritchie to learn the value of competition and male bonding, and signs him up for soccer. Christine disagree
Endless Shrimp Endless Night
Christine can't help but meddle in Matthew's love life when she meets his ex-girlfriend at a party. Meanwhile, Richard h
Let Him Eat Cake
Jealous that New Christine benefits from all the positive qualities she instilled in Richard during their marriage, Chri
Sleepless in Mar Vista
Christine finds out her new sleep medication caused her to embarrass herself over the phone.
Undercover Brother
Christine finds out Richard's brother is gay, but not until after sleeping with him.
Strange Bedfellows
Christine vows to become more aware of politics when Richard scolds her about her indifference towards an upcoming elect
The Real Thing
Trying to send an e-mail to Barb about Mr. Harris, Christine ends up sending it to all the parents from school, nearly c
Faith Off
When Christine learns that Richard has been hired to remodel "meanie mom" Lindsay's bathroom, she can't help but interve
My Big Fat Sober Wedding
The stresses of going to a wedding with Richard and Barb are multiplied by Christine's agreeing to be designated driver,
Friends
On their way to Ritchie's desert camping trip, Christine, Richard, Matthew, and Barb stay at a seedy motel and get on ea
Frasier
Christine realizes that one reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.
The Big Bang
Christine and Mr. Harris try to establish a relationship before having sex, but Barb gives her pause. Matthew is horrifi
Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
Insecurity over a waitress flirting with Daniel sends Christine to a plastic surgeon's office.
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Roles reverse when Christine's dubbed a "meanie mom" by a father at Ritchie's school who finds Marly and Lindsay to be t
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Ritchie's soccer match leaves Christine running late for an event she's supposed to be attending with Mr. Harris.
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Christine tries to get over breaking up with Daniel. Matthew learns the source of his intimacy issues is not his mother,
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine hesitantly allows New Christine to arrange a blind date for her and finds her intuition against the idea was s
House
Christine finds herself forced to feign happiness when she covets the house Richard and New Christine have purchased.
Burning Down the House
Christine hopes acting a bit more wild will stop Barb thinking she's uncool.
The Happy Couple
Christine tries to forbid Barb and Matthew from letting a night of passion bloom into a full-blown relationship.
One and a Half Men
Christine tries to control her hormones when her gynecologist says she may be entering perimenopause.
A Decent Proposal
Christine offers to marry Barb to help her stave off deportation. Meanwhile, Richard looks to pop the question to New Ch
How I Hate Your Mother
Richard begs Christine for the return of her old wedding ring which was an heirloom from his mother, in hopes of giving
White Like Me
Barb's profile in a business journal brings in new clientele.
Snakes on a Date
Christine has been burning the candle at both ends -- working hard and trying to be a good mom. Ritchie decides he wants
Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
Christine is distraught when Ritchie stops saying "I love you" to her. When she reveals her distress to Matthew, she als
Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
Christine and Barb prepare for a casual, non-relationship-seeking double date with two guys they meet at a video store,
So You Think You Can Date
Christine and Richard have a dinner date with her new boyfriend, Patrick, (Tim DeKay a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld")
Self Esteem Tempura
A talent scout caught Ritchie's great school performance and he liked what he saw and offered him a audition to do a TV
Rage Against the Christine
Christine thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, until he has a 'bizarre' reaction to her competitiveness after losing to
Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?
Over a Thanksgiving visit, the discovery of a shared secret gives Christine a way to negate one of her mother's criticis
Unidentified Funk (1)
The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise comes for an inspection and discovers that they have broken a c
Happy Endings (2)
The girls change their building into a spa after learning that they can't get a loan to keep their gym afloat.
Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
Christine tries to make a good impression at the Parents Orientation. However, her behavior is anything but good when sh
What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
New Christine loosens up during a bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw in Vegas.
Reckless Abandonment
With Barb and Mathew moving out and Ritchie leaving for science camp, Christine wants to prove she can take care of hers
Honey I Ran Over the Kid
After Ritchie hurts himself at a skateboarding party, Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting, and they begin competi
Too Close for Christine
At first Christine is impressed when another mother considers her a "rock," but soon finds it's exhausting being respons
A Change of Heart/Pants
Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, bring back memories of Ritchie's birth which, in turn, bring
Hair
After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him
He Ain't Heavy
Mathew gets assistance in losing weight from fitness 'expert' Christine, but she soon realizes she can't shed off a few
The Old Maid of Honor
Hoping to show she's fine with Richard and New Christine's wedding, Christine feigns being in love with Todd Watski—a
Love: A Cautionary Tale (1)
Christine finds out a secret about Jeff after they rekindle feelings for each other at Richard and New Christine's weddi
Bahamian Rhapsody (2)
Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa after she was arrested by immigration during Richar
Burning Love
A trip with Barb to retrieve some of Richard's things sees Matthew worry that New Christine isn't letting out her feelin
The Mole
Old Christine finds a suspicious mole on her left breast, and overreacts, thinking shes dying. Meanwhile, Richard tries
For Love or Money
An aggressive divorce attorney is hired by Christine after being convinced that Barb owes her alimony.
Dr. Little Man
Christine starts seeing a therapist who's Matthew's mentor, but they are both confused on whether they want to have a pr
The Curious Case of Britney B.
When Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school, Christine believes that she is popular by associati
Nuts
Max decides it's time to tell Christine that she quits anything that gets too hard for her, which includes relationships
Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Christine has set up a date between Richard and a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Tom (Richar
I Love Woo, I Hate You
Barb, afraid that a marriage proposal is iminent, asks Christine to run interference on her next date with Dave; Richard
Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
Christine discovers that Ritchie has become a bully at school and attempts to change his behaviour by changing her own w
It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Christine learns a juicy neighborhood secret when reluctantly attending the Christmas block party.
A Whale of a Tale
Christine tells her therapist, Max, that she is in love with him, but his reaction is not quite what she is expecting.
Truth or Dare
Mr. Harris returns just as Christine starts falling in love with Max.
A Family Unfair
Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her after becoming envious of Richard and New Christine's happiness in planni
Sweet Charity
When the gym suddenly begins to become profitable, Christine and Barb find themselves coming into a lot of money. Barb d
Subway, Somehow
In an attempt to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts, Christine encourages the school administration to let them ta
Up in the Airport
Christine realizes that Ritchie has never been on a real family vacation, so she plans a trip to Florida, with disastrou
Revenge Makeover
Richard is secretly planning an impromptu wedding for him and New Christine, so to help him out, Christine drags a very
I Love What You Do for Me
When Christine is told that her five-year car lease is up, she realizes that her life hasn't evolved during that time th
Scream
Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. In ord
Get Smarter
When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a "surprise" engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she be
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