The New Dick Van Dyke Show

The Former Mr. Preston

The Needle

While preparing for his cousin's wedding Dick accidentally sits on a sewing needle. Extracted in a vehicle on the way to

The Great Prestoni

Sobriety Test

Bernie's House

Bernie and Carol Davis are looking to buy a new home and learn the house next to the Prestons is for sale. Dick and Jenn

Headaches

The Game

Bernie thinks he has come up with an exciting new game show. But when the film a test episode a number of problems surfa

Who Do You Want to Be?

Chef Mike

Mike does so well as a guest chef on the local cooking show that she's given permanent hosting duty. However, her cookin

Ashes and Urns

Dick's mother brings her father's ashes over to the house so they can scatter them according to his wishes. But somehow

Old Dick and Jenny

Dick and Jenny start to feel old when they think of their child growing up. The Prestons worry increases when they reali

Big Time Baby

Blood Is Thicker Than Oatmeal

Dick is making a breakfast cereal commercial and they are having trouble casting someone to play his child. But when his

The Jailbird

On his way home on Christmas Day, Dick gets caught speeding and doesn't have enough money to get out of jail. When he ca

Dick and the Baby

Dick is left in charge of the baby while Jenny and Annie are out of town, but then forgets Chrissy at the grocery store.

My Friend, the Public Enemy: Part 1

My Friend, The Public Enemy: Part 2

Pot Luck

Dick's mother mistakes marijuana cigarettes for her legal ones.

The 10th Honeymoon

Every time Dick and Jenny try to take a second honeymoon, Dick suffers some kind of injury and they can't go. So when he

Will Baby Make Three?

Bernie and Carol are excited when an adoption agency calls about an interview. But Carol takes some pills to help her wi

The Power Of The Bleep

Dick, upset about censorship on his show, goes on a over the top on air tirade.

You Gotta Have Class

Big Brother Is Watching You

When Dick's brother arrives with a new lady, Bernie recognizes her as a nude dancer.

Guess Who's Coming To Seder

Those Who Care

Dennis Takes a Wife

Dennis is quite taken with a photo seen at Dick and Jenny's house, one of an attractive guest of theirs. Dennis is posit

One of the Boys

Dick takes stock of his life and concludes he doesn't have enough male time. Dick decides to join the guys for their wee

Dick in Deutsch

Dick receives the unpleasant news that he's wanted for a legal matter in Germany. In flashback, Dick explains to his fri

Mrs. Ferguson

A fan of Dick's character has a difficult time distinguishing between his actual life and his television one.

I'll Cry Today

Dick reschedules a dentist appointment to babysit so Jenny can go on a job interview.

The Young Surgeons

Dick recalls the time he had a small role on Medical Center, in which he played a doctor, and how bad he was in it.

She Kisses Like a Dead Mackerel

A columnist reports that temperamental actress Margot Brighton has less than ideal kissing skills. Margot decides Dick a

Preston al Naturale

An Italian director meets Dick and thinks he would be perfect as the lead in his film. Dick is excited about the possibi

Turning Pro

Lucas visits his parents and has some interesting plans: he's leaving school to become a professional bowler.

Exit Laughing

Dick's favorite uncle, the black sheep of the family, drops in for an unexpected visit and unexpectedly drops dead. Twic

What Your Best Friend Doesn't Know

Dick's old friend can't memorize his lines.

Mr. Dazzle

Dick has a chance to do a commercial that pays well and could lead to other jobs, but it's a cheesy ad for a toilet bowl

He Who Steals My Friends

Dick and Jenny are happy to introduce their new friends the Eliots to neighbors the Richardsons. But the Prestons become

The Back Break Kid

Dick hurts his back doing a stunt with a young actor Tash who is trying to prove how virile he is.

Balzac, Come Home

The Prestons babysit, then lose, Margot's spoiled dog.

The Hickey

Dennis' girlfriend, Pamela, is being written out of the show and, as a parting gift, leaves all the men with hickeys. Pa

House Guests

Company comes and stays and stays and stays, and tempers start to flare.

The Pregnancy

When Jenny thinks she might be pregnant, Dick has a dream that he and the guys at work are the ones expecting.

Man of Medicine

Dick quits his job when a shady producer promises him the lead in a show that hasn't been sold yet.

Commercial Housewives

TV commercial producer Herbie Vincent overhears Jenny and Connie rave about a product. He asks the two friends to repeat

A Fake Matisse Is Better Than a Real Anzelowitz

After learning what they believed to be a valuable is a fake Dick and his wife become suspicious when they are offered a

We Met at Mama Lombardi's

This flashback episode tells the story of how Dick and Jenny met and how they almost ended up hating one another.

Lt. Preston of the 4th Cavalry

Annie accidentally walks in on her parents while they are making love.