Seasons & Episodes
Happiness is a Warm Gun
Alan is blackmailed into passing a bill arming the police.
Passport to Freedom
Alan tries to ruin a company of which Sarah has just inherited shares.
Sex is Wrong
Alan impersonates Sir Steven, leader of the Campaign for Moral Regeneration.
Waste Not, Want Not
Alan secretly has to move 1000 gallons of toxic waste.
Friends of St. James
Alan tries to get investors for a Caribbean bank.
Three Line Whipping
Alan misses an important vote then appears on TV AM without knowing the result.
Baa Baa Black Sheep
Alan's tries to get an American businessman to build a fast food factory in Haltemprice.
Fatal Extraction
Alan finds oil on public lands then tries to buy it from a Labour Party leader.
Live from Westminster
Televised debates turns Alan into a media superstar
A Wapping Conspiracy
Alan is accused of fraternizing with teenaged girls.
The Haltemprice Bunker
Alan needs publicity so he annonunces that he has found a Nazi.
California Here I Come
Alan tries to sell a sitcom to an American producer, but Piers has to bail Alan out of jail first.
May the Best Man Win
Alan tries to sabotage Piers' wedding.
Piers of the Realm
Alan files for divorce. Piers gets promoted.
Labour of Love
A new MP threatens Alan's status as the most right-wing member of Commons.
The Party's Over
Alan tries to help the Labour party win the next election so he can blame them for the impending oil shortage.
Let Them Sniff Cake
Alan upsets animal rights activists. A old friend wants a birthday ""cake"" from Alan.
Keeping Mum
Alan's mum visits and threatens to stay forever unless Alan repeals his new bill abolishing social security.
Natural Selection
At his annual cocktail party, Alan upsets a local VIP who threatens to take over his seat in the House.
Profit of Boom
MI5 and the KGB ask Alan to start a new cold war because they no longer have anyone to spy on.
Back from the Mort
Having survived imprisonment at hard labour in a Russian gulag, Alan attempts a return to politics by joining the Europe
H*A*S*H
Alan is worried that European drug lords may interfere with his attempt to make a profit from the forthcoming legalizati
Speaking in Tongues
Alan schemes to make some illicit profits from the translators who work for the EC.
Heil and Farewell
Alan tries to take over leadership of a neo-Nazi organization.
A Bigger Splash
Alan tries to become a war profiteer by arranging shipments of aid to Bosnia.
The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard
With his fortunes falling in Europe, Alan tries to get himself appointed to a government post back in England.
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