Arby 'n' the Chief

Girls

After a sickening display of Master Chief's behavior around girls on Xbox Live, the Arbiter takes it upon himself to tea

Legendary

Inspired by seeing the new Forge visual filter objects in the Legendary Map Pack, Master Chief is inspired to create his

Newcomers

After the Arbiter plays a headache-inducing game with a few super serious Halo 3 players, Master Chief inquires about a

Cortana

Consumed by envy, Chief seeks to end Cortana and Todd's relationship by any means necessary.

Conflict (Part 1)

Todd has stolen the love of Master Chief's life, and Travis has made a complete fool out of him. As a result, a disgrunt

Conflict (Part 2)

Picking up from where episode 11 left off, Todd, Travis and the Chief get into an epic rumble that eventually gets broke

Cold

Chief attempts to buy Cold Storage with Jon's money, unaware that it's free.

Wedding

While playing a game of grifball online Arbiter and Chief are invited to the Halo in-game wedding of a grating player co

Professional

Chief introduces Arbiter to a new friend he met over Xbox Live who claims to be a professional major league gamer.

Face-Off

Arbiter confronts Craig after he and his friends insult Master Chief.

Showdown

It's on; handing Chief beer after beer to help psyche him up, Arbiter stands alongside him during his showdown against C

Glitch

Xbox Live has fallen into a chasm of utter chaos; an intermittent game glitch is causing players' Katana body pieces and

Panic

With Master Chief at his side on the sofa, the Arbiter is taking refuge within Snowbound's underground cave to avoid the

Cheater

Master Chief resorts to watching game strategy videos on the Xbox Live dashboard to increase his Halo 3 skills and after

Company (Part 1)

In hopes to balance the uneven ratio of bad machinima to good, Master Chief pitches the idea to the Arbiter of founding

Party

The Arbiter wakes up hung over the morning after the day of the Mythic Map Pack's release. With a non-existent memory of

Company (Part 2)

The foundations of Master Chief and the Arbiter's machinima production company have been constructed as well as the scri

Evil

During a game of matchmaking on Halo 3, the Arbiter comes across a couple of players protesting against the release of R

King

A matchmaking game of King of the Hill on Guardian mysteriously breaks down due to an unknown error, and as Master Chief

Endgame

Things are heading downhill at the apartment. During a game of Halo 3, the Arbiter discovers he's falling to pieces and

Out of Reach

The Arbiter arranges to provide technical feedback for the Halo: Reach beta on the Bungie forums and discuss it among pe

It's a Beta!

The Arbiter arranges to provide technical feedback for the Halo: Reach beta on the Bungie forums and discuss it among pe

Pirates

The Arbiter returns home from a terrible day at university to find Master Chief pretending to be a pirate.

Aces and Spaces

Chief challenges the Arbiter to a drawing contest.

Giveth and Taketh

Master Chief grows bored with Halo 3 and decides to play the Reach beta to kill time until its September retail release,

God's Work

The Arbiter attempts to play Demons' Souls on PS3 without Master Chief realizing and freaking out, as his allegiance lie

B& (Part 1)

Halo: Reach has finally hit store shelves, but Jon's copy has been lost during his move to a new apartment. While the Ar

B& (Part 2)

Stopped by a console ban from Xbox Live, the aftermath of Master Chief's brief JTAG-ing romp on Modern Warfare 2 ensues

Digital Fruitcakes

Master Chief challenges the Arbiter to a competitive match in Halo: Reach, Chief teamed up alongside his team of "noobs"

Night of the Evading Dead

It's Halloween, and after a late night of playing the Living Dead playlist, Arbiter tries to get some shuteye. However,

The Mail Room

Master Chief and the Arbiter answer a handful of e-mails from fans.

The Mail Room II

The Arbiter and Master Chief answer another batch of fan-mail.

The Spider

A typical uneventful day for Master Chief and the Arbiter, a chronic arachnophobe, is turned upside down when a large ta

Christmas Special 2010

It's Christmas in 2010; Master Chief, Arbiter and Greg discuss the possibility of doing a fifth season of Arby 'n' the C

House of Cards

Master Chief and the Arbiter awaken on Christmas morning, joined by Greg the tarantula, and exchange gifts, following a

Duck Love

The Arbiter wastes no time going forward with his idea: developing his own gaming news show; though he struggles to come

Low on Hearts

Arbiter catches up with Claire during a match on Halo: Reach, whom he hasn't seen in a long time. He also works hard at

Rock Bottom

Master Chief has another online encounter with Cody, elite Reach player and future wedding security team member, and Chi

Hypernews I

Master Chief, the Arbiter, and Greg tape their first episode of their time traveling gaming news show, Hypernews, in whi

Drunken Halo

Their self-confidence rocked by the abysmal online performance of their Hypernews pilot episode, Master Chief and the Ar

Time Wasters

A previously encountered matchmaking player calls out Master Chief on his complete lack of skill, and Chief goes to Arbi

Da Bomb

As Arbiter continues to train Master Chief to be a better Halo player (or at least tries), he receives an invite from Tr

Double Trouble

Master Chief continues his Halo training with the Arbiter. When Arbiter tells him (to be nice) that he's making progress

Hypernews II

With the help of cameraman Greg the spider, Master Chief and the Arbiter tape and air their second episode of their time

Stag Night

Arbiter bonds with Claire in some Double Team Matchmaking games before attending Trent's online stag party the night bef

Cheaters

After discovering Trent Donnovich is being unfaithful to Claire (who is to be his bride in less than 24 hours), Arbiter

Collapse

With a list of 'leet hacks' at the ready, Arbiter and Master Chief prepare to take down the Donnovich wedding and stop C

Genesis

Four months after the wedding crash that ended season five, the toys are still banned from Halo online. Master Chief pas

Hard End

Master Chief follows through with his decision to apply to the TOSERS in-game police organization to have his online mul

T.O.S.E.R.S.

Master Chief and the Arbiter form an uneasy alliance with Cody and Cameron, fellow TOSERS applicants and once bodyguards

Dough Eyes

After Arbiter catches Master Chief making a mysterious phone call, the two set out to moderate Halo: Reach online play a

Chaos Theosis

The Arbiter and Master Chief begin their duty as level negative one TOSERS in-game moderators. Meanwhile, the Chaos Theo

Fired Up

Master Chief collapses from exhaustion after a full day of moderating duty. The Arbiter can't sleep and decides to resum

The Storm

Arbiter makes a last-ditch effort to retain the toys' positions on the TOSERS moderation force.

Blackout

Master Chief and the Arbiter are in the belly of a private hacking server at severe risk of having their console irrever

Remission

Chaos Theosis attacks the TOSERS main operations server, killing every moderator in sight. Meanwhile, the toys are still

Cradle to Grave

Master Chief and the Arbiter, having pinned up mugshots of each member of the Chaos Theosis clan on the apartment's fron

Femme Fatale

Kylie confronts Duncan regarding his avoidance of the tasks assigned to him by Clyde, and the toys bicker over who to ma

Severance

Master Chief and the Arbiter target the remaining Chaos Theosis members on their hit list.

The Reunion

Master Chief and the Arbiter face off with Trent Donnovich, who has been revealed to be behind Chaos Theosis and their a

Christmas Special 2011

It's Christmas, and Master Chief and Arbiter hang their stockings up for gifts from Santa.

New Year Special 2012

Master Chief, having opened his gift from "Santa" early, a copy of Halo Anniversary, immediately proceeds to play it all

Reapers

In a glimpse of the future, a mysterious attack a Halo funeral, and are later to be found out accompanied by unexpected

Barbie 'n' the Chief

Master Chief secretly orders and collects a mysterious package. Meanwhile, the personalities of the trio of trolls depic

Massive Damage

Arbiter further searches for ways of coping with his deterioration. Meanwhile, Master Chief pursues the woman of his dre

Terminal

Following his first taste of rejection by a girl he fell in love with online, Master Chief falls farther into a downward

Heat

Master Chief wakes himself up early in the morning while the other toys are still asleep in order to go through with his

Ashes

Master Chief struggles to place his accidental incineration of Cortana out of his mind. Arbiter, under the impression th

Two Point Zero

Master Chief is forced to take action when Greg's guilt over concealing Arbiter from the truth regarding Cortana's disap

Blast Radius

The Arbiter, upset with Greg -- believing him to have helped Cortana mail herself away to a children's charity -- turns

Broken

Eugene decides to confide in The Arbiter and Master Chief and reveal to them a secret, after which tension rises greatly

Burned

Emma, the leader of a purist trash talk-free gaming clan (who shot down Chief, who believed the two of them were in a re

Black

Brody, the bullied online role-player who attends the same high school as Eugene and Tyler, approaches his friend Kyle i

Wake

Chief continues to be haunted by visions of Cortana. Following his in-depth discussion with Eugene, Arbiter makes a rash

Dead Weight

The toys accept the gift of the Fragban 2.0 software patch (with the capability of banning players upon fragging them) f

Spiraling

Six weeks have passed since the toys acquired the Fragban software patch from Eugene. Arbiter continues to deteriorate.

Crush

After a long absence, Claire returns online, eager to reconnect with the Arbiter. Eugene obtains dirt on Brody via Tyler

In Memoriam

Having finally discovered the usage and purpose of the console-bricking software they stole from Tyler, Brody and Kyle f

Descent

A jarring glimpse of two weeks into the future teases a terrible fate for the toys. Following the memorial service crash

Take a Seat

Master Chief's visions of Cortana intensify to the point where the two converse, and uncovers a dark secret of Colin's.

What Lies Beneath

The toys discuss which course of action to take in response to Colin's inappropriate conduct with a minor online, and ar

Greenlit

The toys struggle with divorcing themselves from the only friends they've ever made online and defecting from the clan.

Flatline

Eugene receives devastating news. The toys reflect on their defeat by Eugene and his co-moderators and discuss retaliati

Event Horizon

Following the banning of the toys and the news of Madeline's abrupt passing, Eugene suggests he, Tyler and Colin get the

The Big Bang

The toys fight against Eugene and his co-moderators until only one side is victorious.

Game Over

The toys struggle to come to terms with Eugene's suicide and the take-down of his co-moderators.

Ignition

Arbiter learns the truth about Cortana's fate and confronts Chief.

Fatal Exception

After forfeiting their lives to fiery oblivion, two action figures of the Halo series of games' principal characters the

Nervewreck

Recently awakened aboard the Cargo Ship Truth and Reconciliation, Arbiter and Cortana look to PAL for answers as to why

Party Time

In spite of PAL's unfounded misogyny, Cortana attempts to befriend the robot for the sake of the success of the crew's m

Bad Dream

PAL reveals the cause of the ship's high alert status to be the imminent failure of a critical component of the ship's c

Reentry

Cortana makes the executive decision as the mission's Captain to deactivate PAL, believing the assistant artificial inte

Lockout

Arbiter attempts a life-or-death negotation with PAL.

Triple Fault

After PAL proves itself to be extremely dangerous, Arbiter takes drastic measures to disable the robot.

Warhead

With the ship hijacked by deadly Space Allen soldiers obsessed with violating the rear ends of all lifeforms throughout

No Purpose

The '2001: A Space Odyssey' arc is over. Having awakened from their dream states, the toys find themselves alive and tog

Future Shock

The toys are back inexplicably in Jon's room after being dead for four years. While Chief searches for Jon's copy of Hal

Zeroes

More is revealed from the fast-forward in time seen in the first episode of this season. In the present day, Arbiter con

Hello, World!

As the toys continue to seek their purpose, an enemy approaches.

Alt-Right-Delete

Master Chief gets he and Arbiter into big trouble with the Terms of Service Enforcement and Response Squad. A formidable

Play to Win

Adam and Kylie form an uneasy alliance in leadership of both Kylie and Clyde's hacker armies, the latter leader now havi

Possesion

The Arbiter and Master Chief deal with a disturbing turn of events since Jon's return to the house. Adam moves forward w

Zero Hour

Kylie wrestles with the loss of her clan and relationship with Adam in handling her partnership with him gone awry. The

Apocalypse

Cody completes Hate Machine for Adam, a cyber-weapon of mass destruction in the form of a program. Arbiter and Chief mak

The Reboot

As Arbiter, Chief, Cortana and Greg ponder what to do with their lives following the finale of the serialized story-driv

Chief's Big Wiener (Part 1)

Chief finally reveals his big wiener to Arbiter. Hi-jinks ensue.

Chief's Big Wiener (Part 2)

With the help of Skyler Loveheart, now voluntarily Chief's political campaign manager, Chief ventures to become the new

Trilogy of Terror

During an exchange of scary stories on Halloween night, Chief tells three terrifying tales back-to-back.

Christmas 2023 Message

A message from the Arbiter to Arby 'n' the Chief viewers for Christmas 2023.

New Year Matrix Resolutions

Chief Takes His Helmet Off: The Movie

Dai Har (Christmas 2024 Special)