Bless This House

Pilot

In the pilot episode,The Clayton's consider buying a house to move out of their dinky little apartment. Meanwhile,Danny

A Woman's Work is Never Done

Alice applies for a job as a legal secretary,then is fired from her head cashier's position when her boss learns of the

Company Loves Misery

Ever-bickering Lenny and Phyllis hope to inject some romance into their marriage by tagging along for Burt and Alice's a

A Date Which Will Live in Infamy

Alice and Burt are divided over whether to let 12-year-old Danny go to the movies alone with Matthew. Meanwhile, everyo

I Am Not My Sister's Keeper

Burt has never been fond of his sister's boyfriend, and the latest one is no exception.

Where There's Smoke, You're Fired

Frustrated by her jerk of a teenage boss at her temporary job, Alice starts smoking again -- and catches Danny in the ma

The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions

Burt's dogged by a guilty conscience when he forgets to pick up Sean from school, so he tries to make amends by getting

A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

The Claytons resume their house hunting and also decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt fears he won't pass

Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days

As the Claytons prepared to move into their new home, Lenny -- still feuding with his wife -- assumes he's coming along.

The Postman Always Moves Twice

Before moving into their new home, the Claytons trash their apartment to get back at their landlord.But unforunately the

Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord Be

Forced to choose between having a deranged neighbor of having ""our house foreclosed on before we even make the first mo

If It Ain't Broke, Break It

Burt buys an expensive reclining chair from an obnoxious salesman.

Misery on 34th Street

It's a joyless Christmas at the Claytons' when Alice's mother Sheila arrives with unwanted advice on how to discipline D

The Bowling Method

After one pregnancy scare too many, Burt and Alice decide that one of them will have to undergo surgery.

One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Stereo

Natural Born Parents

When Danny gets an A in English, Burt and Alice are understandably proud, but then they discover it was because of her s