CollegeHumor Shorts
CollegeHumor Shorts

CollegeHumor Shorts

2007 15 Seasons 454 Episodes ⭐ 7.4

Original sketches, music videos, and pop culture parodies spanning the last CollegeHumor decade.

Original sketches, music videos, and pop culture parodies spanning the last CollegeHumor decade.

Seasons & Episodes

EP 1

Post-apocalyptic Dane Cook

Dane Cook is back with his all new special. Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world.

EP 2

Cup Chicks Reaction: “Two and a Half Men”

A battle for the ages.

EP 3

All R.A. Floor

They don’t mean to be the bad guy here.

EP 4

GPS Voices

Navigation systems just got personal.

EP 5

Viral Video Pet Store

Internet stardom is man’s real best friend.

EP 6

Really, Really Light Beer

Introducing Virkshauzer Lite: the world’s first sports beer.

EP 7

Super Intense ER Promo

Next on ER… you get your f*cking life destroyed.

EP 8

The Dark Knight: 1960s Version

Now with 60% more ka-pows.

EP 9

Adopt-a-Graduate

There’s no way they can survive on their own.

EP 10

Tweetlejuice

Sick of boring tweets? Say his name three times.

EP 11

The Infinisphereb

The worst part of a glowing orb that contains all the knowledge of human history? Tech support.

EP 12

Fart Spelling Bee

He who smelled it, spelled it.

EP 13

The Sims Horror Movie

This summer, fear controls you.

EP 14

Saw Shaming

Live with drawings on your face or die. Make your choice.

EP 15

Geico Commercial Parody

Googly eyes are staring directly into your soul.

EP 16

A Complaint to Mario Bros. Plumbing

Sometimes Mario and Luigi have to earn their coins.

EP 17

Marco Polo Submarine

They’re not playing games.

EP 18

The Matrix Pill

Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow.

EP 19

The Large Hadron Collider’s Secret

This week, CERN found the God Particle. Apparently they’ve also found the Devil Particle.

EP 20

Back to the Future Sex Scenes

Let’s get this DeLorean up to 69 MPH.

EP 21

Google Wave Cyber Sex

Even hotter than the “I’m feeling lucky” button.

EP 22

Nazi Zombies

Once a Nazi, always a Nazi.

EP 23

Iron Man 2 Alternate Takes

Robert Downey Jr. demanded all of these options.

EP 24

Grammar Nazis

Nazis really have very little tolerance for just about anything.

EP 25

Doctor Sim

I need 20 CC’s of gibberish.

EP 26

What the English Goalie Was Thinking

Get inside the mind of Robert Green during his life’s lowest moment.

EP 27

Bros Icing Movies

Hey, Hollywood, get down on one knee and chug.

EP 28

Barack Obama’s BBQ 2010

Fixing the country, one burger at a time.

EP 29

World’s Greatest Soccer Dive

Forget the World Cup, bring on the Oscars.

EP 30

Action Movie Phone Call Fail

The thrills! The chills! The inconvenience!

EP 1

Cartoon Bears Are Still Bears

Oh bother, I’ve run out of human meat.

EP 2

Nicolas Cage’s Agent

This next one’s definitely going to ruin his career.

EP 3

Action Movie Pun Brainstorm (with Rob Huebel)

They’re here to punch up your jokes.

EP 4

Atheist Football Player

He’s never thrown a Hail Mary.

EP 5

How UPS Deliveries Actually Work

Leave no package behind.

EP 6

Peach and Zelda Catch Up

Would you rather be trapped in a castle or a relationship?

EP 7

Aziz Ansari Adopts a Kid

Parenting isn’t easy, but it’s worth it. Or not.

EP 8

A Real Life Sorting Hat

Some cliques are harder to get into than Gryffindor.

EP 9

Moms Just Don’t Understand: The Gamer

A son fights for his right to deafen.

EP 10

Don’t Touch My Shit (with Leighton Meester)

Leighton Meester has an important message for you.

EP 11

The Problem with Jeggings

Nudity is not a style.

EP 12

Oh, the Places You’ll Actually Go

A whimsical tale of mediocrity.

EP 13

Meet the Boyfriend (with Neil Flynn)

He’s never done this before.

EP 14

The Most Oblivious Man in the World (with Tony Hale)

Stay spacey, my friends.

EP 15

The Jersey Shore Meets Dragon Ball Z

Why GTL when you can just go Super Saiyan?

EP 16

Behind the Lutist

Party like it’s 1399.

EP 17

Even More Problems with Jeggings

Underwear would be an improvement.

EP 18

Girls Watch Porn Too

Girls on girls watching porn.

EP 19

Celebrity Photo PSA (with Malin Akerman)

Think before you snap.

EP 20

I’m Such a Nerd (with Katrina Bowden)

If you want to be her lover, you gotta LARP with her friends.

EP 21

X-Treme Planking

Planking is not a crime.

EP 22

Female Armor Sucks

It’s the naked truth.

EP 23

Barack Obama’s BBQ 2011

He’s got a lot on his plate.

EP 24

The Problems with Jeggings Continue

Nudity is not a crime. These clothes are.

EP 25

Guy Fieri at Hogwarts

Diners, Drive-ins and Dementors.

EP 26

Pizza Quest

Honor. Adventure. Pizza.

EP 27

John Stamos’ Guide to Cuddling

John reunites with Bob Saget for a manly look at tenderness.

EP 28

Minotaur vs. Lawyer Duel

An age-old rivalry finally gets settled.

EP 29

The War of 1812: The Movie

Just as well-written as your 8th grade history notes.

EP 1

Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)

It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.

EP 2

Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!

Go ahead. Try this at home.

EP 3

Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)

It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.

EP 4

Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool

Retouching what you couldn’t touch.

EP 5

We Are the 1%

Minorities have it rough in this country.

EP 6

Transformers in 1-D

Also playing in zero-D.

EP 7

In the Unlikely Event…

They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.

EP 8

The Ultimate Internet Love Song

You meme the world to me.

EP 9

The Twelve Beards of Christmas

The beard makes the man.

EP 10

Honest Holiday Card Song

Sing a song of sadness.

EP 11

The Meatball Sub 4S

For all of you Steve Slobs out there.

EP 12

The Student Film Awards

The only real losers are the audience.

EP 13

Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan

Can Twilight save America?

EP 14

The Clown Vote

Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.

EP 15

My So-Called Homeland

Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.

EP 16

The Hunger Games Game

The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.

EP 17

Skyrim Hoarders

The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.

EP 18

Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality

Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

EP 19

Big Dick Birth Defect

The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.

EP 20

In Your Head Yoga

Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?

EP 21

The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant

Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.

EP 22

Sex Talk

Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.

EP 23

Fantasy Football

There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.

EP 24

Starbucks CEO Revenge

Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.

EP 25

Wild American Eagle Models

Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.

EP 26

Grad School Scam

The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.

EP 27

Wish I Had a Portal Gun

Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.

EP 28

Facebook IPO Day

More money, more privacy problems.

EP 29

Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling

When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.

EP 30

Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!

EP 31

Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!

EP 1

The Best Argument for Birth Control

Only a viral video can make Congress understand what’s it’s like to go through sex wearing a condom.

EP 2

Sex with the Hulk

For Bruce Banner, there’s no such thing as safe sex.

EP 3

Teenage Polar Bear Cam

Your local zoo presents a live glimpse of nature at its most dysfunctional.

EP 4

Very Maggie Smith: The Case of the Cracked Teacup

When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.

EP 5

Get Your Parents to Do Your Taxes

Because it’s easier than going to jail. Sort of.

EP 6

Budweiser Good

From the makers of Bud Platinum comes Budweiser Good. It’s fine.

EP 7

Darth Seder

Join us as we celebrate the world’s coolest religion – after Jedi, of course.

EP 8

Tiny Clothes

In a thumb war, Kevin and Murph face-off to see who keeps their clothes on.

EP 9

Honest New York Times Ad

More Pulitzers than any other pile of scrap paper.

EP 10

Hoverboard Lightsaber Portal Gun Fight

It’s Star Wars meets Xbox 360 meets Back to the Future meets your worst nightmare.

EP 11

“Men in Black 3” Sucks

America can’t just neuralyze away the regret from wasting Memorial Day weekend on a threequel.

EP 12

New YOLO Slang Words

You don’t only YOLO once.

EP 13

LeBron James Home Movies (1996)

LeBron James developed his talent, and his bad habits, at an early age.

EP 14

Dora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter)

The Modern Family star breaks skulls and language barriers.

EP 15

If All the Presidents Got High

Barack Obama can’t be the only President who inhaled, right?

EP 16

Second Cheapest Wine

The finest vintage money can buy. Your money, anyway.

EP 17

The Honest Men’s Wearhouse Ad

The wedding industry’s leading dresser of dudes has this ad spot for their ingenious business model you can’t escape

EP 18

The Conservative Lorax

As seen on FOX Seuss.

EP 19

Nicki Minaj’s Butt Goes Solo

The pop singer’s derriere strikes out on its own independent carriere.

EP 20

Paintball Massacre

Kevin or Murph must become a one-man army and play paintball against the US Army’s Delta Destroyers.

EP 21

50 Shades of Paul

If you thought the erotic trilogy couldn’t get any sexier then you were correct.

EP 22

Charge (with Rhys Darby)

An army of one too many.

EP 23

A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman)

The world is divided into two halves: the bacon and the bacon eaters.

EP 24

Mythbusters: Does God Exist?

Adam and Jamie question organized religion – the fun way.

EP 25

Hitler Buys a Gun

Gun laws in the United States are incredibly controversial, so let’s sort them out with the ultimate test case for how

EP 26

Invasion Talk

The truth is out there – or maybe that’s just your finger over the lens.

EP 27

Minecraft Environmentalists

A Minecraft player meets his worst nightmare: pixelated hippies.

EP 28

Inside the Chicago Teachers’ Strike

Negotiations drag on.

EP 29

God’s Diary Is Embarrassing

The Good Book has some bad writing.

EP 30

Horror Movie Daycare

She loves the little hell-raisers.

EP 1

Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

Support marriage equality – or else.

EP 2

Hostess Closes Down

Parting is such sugary sweet sorrow.

EP 3

Facebook Law for Idiots

Think before you post, America.

EP 4

Looper Has Sex with Himself

You can’t change your destiny. It just feels too damn good.

EP 5

A Modern Night before Christmas

There’s no place like home for the holidays, no matter how much you wish there were.

EP 6

Darth Seder – Outtakes

As many missteps as the prequels.

EP 7

The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant – Outtakes

Who ordered the chicken skins?

EP 8

Any Given Puppy Bowl

Clear eyes, full barks, can’t lose.

EP 9

eBromance

Welcome to the site where bromances are born.

EP 10

Why Do People Hate Anne Hathaway?

What did she ever do to them?

EP 11

New iPhones Are like New Girlfriends

We explore the similarities between these two fragile relationships.

EP 12

Ninja Turtles Theme: The Michael Bay Version

The classic TMNT theme gets the Michael Bay treatment.

EP 13

Honest Music Festival Commercial

It’s the summer event that’ll have you spending $100 a day to stand in a field.

EP 14

Trampolines Are the Most Fun Way to Die

You’re going to break your neck anyway, why not have fun doing it?

EP 15

The Grossest Words Ever

The most cringe-inducing words in the English language, together at last!

EP 16

New Orleans Flavor

Just call it a spin on red beans and rice.

EP 17

New York Flavor

When pizza’s in an ice cream, you can eat pizza anytime.

EP 18

Boca Raton Flavor

You can practically taste the tucked-in Tommy Bahama.

EP 19

Why Can’t You Use Phones on Planes?

Angry passengers create turbulence for the airlines.

EP 20

HBO Should Show Dongs

HBO’s female viewers argue for a little more genital equality.

EP 21

Every Tech Commercial

Technology commercials need an upgrade.

EP 22

My Little Brony Toy Commercial

For ages 8 and up, and up, and up…

EP 23

Can You Tell a Sports Drink from a Body Wash?

Is “Ocean Charge” a drink or a shampoo? What about “Ice Storm”?

EP 24

How to Shop for Groceries Like You’re Not Single

Your partner may be gone, but your dignity doesn’t have to be.

EP 25

A Lamaze Class for Taking a Shit

Taking a huge shit is like giving birth: difficult, physically demanding, but in the end, kind of beautiful.

EP 26

How to Tie a Tie: A Beginner’s Guide

Flummoxed by neckties? Just watch this simple how-to video, you manchild.

EP 27

Baristas Are the Ultimate Male Fantasy

Move over, strippers – there’s a new game in town.

EP 28

Why George R.R. Martin Shouldn’t Plan Your Wedding

Just dinner, fun, drinking, dancing, dying, fucking, murder.

EP 29

Philosophical Truth or Dare

A game of Truth or Dare makes these girls reveal more than they thought they would.

EP 30

Stop Saying You’re Old

It’s like my body knows – it just knows.

EP 31

Big Boobs? Try Two Sports Bras

For girls with big boobs, wearing a sports bra is like trying to contain an earthquake in a cup.

EP 32

Water Balloon vs. Cologne Balloon (Game Show)

The CH cast plays Russian Roulette with water balloons filled with water and cologne!

EP 33

Genetics: The Secret to a Perfect Body

Discover the secret to my amazing body.

EP 34

CollegeHumor Responds to BuzzFeed’s Fruitball Challenge

The folks at BuzzFeed challenged us to a game of Fruitball. This is our response. (Spoiler: We’re way better.)

EP 1

I Dare You to Watch This Entire Video

Can you make it through the whole thing?

EP 2

Shittysingles.com Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

Have a shitty friend? Set them up with another shitty friend!

EP 3

Two Guys Who Just Saw Each Other’s Dicks

Helluva way to start a hunting trip.

EP 4

Don’t Make Me Hold Your Baby

Don’t do it!

EP 5

Winter Clings Are the New Summer Flings

‘Tis the season of hiber-dating.

EP 6

8 Animal-Based Sex Positions You Probably Haven’t Heard Of

Other than doggy style.

EP 7

How to Turn Your Couples’ Costume into a Singles’ Costume

Advice from a girl who was recently dumped and totally doesn’t mind at all, you guys.

EP 8

Girls Are Cold on Halloween

It’s cold as a witch’s teat. Or a regular girl’s teat.

EP 9

10 Ways to Make Cats Even Better

A guide to making your furry friend even more purr-fect.

EP 10

A Political Ad for Your Friend Who Doesn’t Vote

Because “it’s all like, bullshit dude”.

EP 11

What Sex with Christopher Nolan Must Be Like

The climax is gonna be out of this world.

EP 12

How America Is like a Bad Boyfriend

Every November he swears he’ll change.

EP 13

Hitting on Other Employees Like Bartenders

Douchebags are an occupational hazard.

EP 14

Ebola or Cheesecake Factory?

Who can tell?

EP 15

13 Things You Think Are True, but Aren’t

Adam is here to tell you why everything you know is wrong.

EP 16

I Wish the Dog Would Stop Watching Us Have Sex

Who’s a good voyeur? You are!

EP 17

Stop Saying “They Ruined My Childhood”

If the best thing about your childhood was a TV show, maybe it was already ruined.

EP 18

How to Tell If You’re a Basic Bro

He likes football, cold beer, and not having a shred of originality.

EP 19

8 People Who Have Accomplished More than You at Every Age

If you feel like a failure, it’s probably because you relatively are.

EP 20

The Church for People Who Are “Spiritual, but Not Religious”

Organized religion freaks me out, but this is kind of cool.

EP 21

The Same Love Story: Young vs. Old

Sorry, but your Grandpa was a creep.

EP 22

Why the Gold Apple Watch Costs $10,000

A truly revolutionary product.

EP 23

Who Would You Be on Game of Thrones? (with James Corden)

We can’t all be Jon Snow.

EP 24

Every Youtube Gamer Ever

He’s got an ego the size of Donkey Kong.

EP 25

Stop Saying “I’m So Broke”

You can’t afford to buy the Apple Watch. She can’t afford to feed her kids.

EP 26

Can You Tell a Dog Toy from a Sex Toy?

The world’s most adorable/perverted game show.

EP 27

The Best Uber Service Yet

Because the most luxurious treatment is the silent treatment.

EP 28

Zen Riddles for Millennials

In order to move out of your parents’ basement, you must first move into your parents’ basement.

EP 29

Can You Flush a Chocolate Cake down a Toilet?

In this poignant mini-documentary, find out which gets flushed away: the cake or Emily’s dreams.

EP 30

The Problem with Frats

Maybe some “traditions” need to no longer exist.

EP 1

Honest Rec Sports Commercial

Where alcoholics can pose as shitty athletes.

EP 2

What It’s Like to Have Insomnia

This is why the fuck you can’t get to sleep.

EP 3

Teen Slang, Updated for Adults

Just give up. You’re an adult now.

EP 4

Your Desk: The Hottest New Lunch Spot

Still less depressing than the Olive Garden.

EP 5

Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (1)

Yeah, these are real.

EP 6

Asking for a Raise in Your Relationship

If only it were that easy.

EP 7

Ronda Rousey vs. Everything

The laws of time simply do not apply to Ronda Rousey.

EP 8

Balloon Animal Challenge: Darth Vader on the Toilet

Because we needed to know how a sith takes a shit.

EP 9

How to Neg Your Parents

Manipulating your parents into loving you forever.

EP 10

Every Beauty Vlogger Ever

I’m just your average dork who loves makeup!

EP 11

Pick-Up Artist or Serial Killer? (The Game Show)

It’s a sad day when the guys you’re dating are scarier than serial killers.

EP 12

Mascara: Look Not Sick!

Finally, a product to stop guys from asking if you’re tired.

EP 13

The Guy Who’s Way Too Competitive (with Jeremy Sisto)

This isn’t the YMCA.

EP 14

The Person at Your Party Who Never Leaves

Ain’t no party like the after party, because you never have to leave.

EP 15

What Sex with the Coen Brothers Must Be Like

A nice, thick plot. And can we talk about that climax?

EP 16

We Challenge You Not to Yawn

It’s like your throat is thirsty for air.

EP 17

Things That Cost Less than Candy Crush

The sad truth about the Candy Crush Saga.

EP 18

Fake Venmo Will Save You So Much Money

Because scamming your friends out of money isn’t just fun, it’s also sadly necessary at times.

EP 19

Americans Eat Japanese Toys for the First Time

Mind. Blown.

EP 20

All Star Wars Characters Have Stupid Names

Great movies, super stupid names.

EP 21

Periods Aren’t That Gross

Here are all the really true, unexaggerated facts about periods!

EP 22

What’s Inside Donald Trump’s Pockets

Just what you might have imagined, but more Trump-y.

EP 23

What’s Inside Bernie Sanders’ Pockets

Only 1% of the contents are useful.

EP 24

Stop Making Guns So Sick

How’s that for gun control?

EP 25

Buy Food Ethically, Unless It’s Too Hard

It’s so important to buy local, unless you don’t feel like it.

EP 26

Donald Trump: Show Us Your Penis

Pics or GTFO. Actually, just get the fuck out.

EP 27

What’s Inside Hillary Clinton’s Pockets

Just your standard older lady pocket book, with millions from J.P. Morgan.

EP 28

How to Make Pizzaroni Roly-Poly Pullaparts! Full Recipe

Don’t forget the olive.

EP 29

Financial Tips for Broke People

You don’t have to have money to manage it.

EP 30

The Paleo Diet for Cavemen

It’s true, fad diets have been around since the dawn of time.

EP 1

Oh No. Why Is This Trending?!

The internet can be an awful place sometimes.

EP 2

Tinder Profile Picture Day (1)

Pose next to a tiger or GTFO.

EP 3

Honest 4th of July BBQ

Why don’t you let us do the grilling so we can avoid conversation for the rest of the party?

EP 4

Stop Living in a Sad Boy House

Simple solutions to fixing up your garbage pile of an apartment.

EP 5

The Insane Fashion of Political Conventions

If there’s one thing both parties can agree on, it’s that they love Paul Revere cosplay.

EP 6

The Play-by-Play for Your Weekend Plans

A/K/A: Grant Tries to Plan His Friday Night

EP 7

Legalize Weed so We Can Stop Talking about It

Preaching to the high choir.

EP 8

Behind the Scenes of Donald Trump’s Twitter

Sad! Saaaad! Very sad.

EP 9

If Action Heroes Had Your Resume

America needs you! What if we have to do a mail merge? Or build out macros in Excel?

EP 10

Couples Treat Single Friends Like Toys

Nothing spices up a stale relationship like meddling in the affairs of your single friends!

EP 11

How to Make Waiting for Uber Sexy

Watch him come.

EP 12

When Couples Get Too Comfortable with Each Other

You can never get the back pimples by yourself.

EP 13

The Give-It-a-Whirl F*ckers

The boys explore the feminine mysteries of bicycles.

EP 14

When You Secretly Love Ranch Dressing

Now you too can enjoy your beautiful, creamy ranch without being treated like a trash possum.

EP 15

How Hot People Ruin Your Night

We are duty bound to try to hump those probably-models.

EP 16

Trump Has the Best Goddamn Temperament

Bragging about your temperament is like telling someone how cool you are.

EP 17

What It Takes to Wash Your Jeans

Hint: a lot.

EP 18

If Political Discussions with Your Family Were like Presidential Debates

Tonight: your Republican dad, your uninformed mom, and your sister, a liberal arts sophomore.

EP 19

Honest Camping Trip

We’ve got hot dogs without buns, an un-openable can of refried beans AND stuff to make s’mores.

EP 20

5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Cars

Car maintenance is all about knowing when to call your dad.

EP 21

Pretend You Can Afford a Home with Zillow

Zillow helps you find the perfect home that you could absolutely never afford.

EP 22

The App That Does Everything… Poorly

Why use 12 good apps when you can use one shitty app?

EP 23

Definitely Real Grandmas Try Pot for the First Time

Definitely not three dudes who dressed up like grandmas to score free weed.

EP 24

Definitely Real Grandmas Try Pot for the First Time – Outtakes

They haven’t had this much fun since the jazz.

EP 25

Stop Living in a Sad Girl House

Half-empty Splenda packets all over your kitchen counter? You might have Sad Girl House.

EP 26

The Worst Gift on the First Christmas

Seriously, nobody wants whiskey stones.

EP 27

That Special Someone You’ll F*ck This Holiday Season

Just because you haven’t talked since high school doesn’t mean you can’t share a holiday stuffing.

EP 28

How to Make a Human Pot Pie

First, you’re gonna need about 500 potatoes, 300 carrots, and 5 to 6 fresh humans.

EP 29

Honest New Year’s

It’s almost as if New Year’s Eve consistently fails to live up to our collective expectations.

EP 30

Ways Hitler Was like a Teenage Girl

He literally had a diary titled “My Struggle”.

EP 1

Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)

If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.

EP 2

The Horrors of Hungover Traveling

Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.

EP 3

Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)

The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.

EP 4

I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?

Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.

EP 5

Dogs Are Practice Babies

Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.

EP 6

Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin

Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.

EP 7

How to Wash a Goddamn Dish

Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

EP 8

Fake News Investigative Journalists

The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.

EP 9

Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)

A party guest most foul.

EP 10

Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!

EP 11

Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard

When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.

EP 12

Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors

Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?

EP 13

5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes

Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.

EP 14

Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)

Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.

EP 15

We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!

I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!

EP 16

Music Festival Boot Camp

You can’t handle the merch booth.

EP 17

It’s Technically a Meal

It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?

EP 18

Eating with Your Rich Friends

I’ll have the “corking fee”.

EP 19

Just Let the World Die

Take that, student loans!

EP 20

An Honest Call with Your Bank

Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.

EP 21

Sleepovers When You’re Gay

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.

EP 22

The Straightest Dude Ever

He eats lighters.

EP 23

The Relationship Simulator Bed

What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?

EP 24

Date with a Fast Food Burger

Boy meets grill.

EP 25

I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be

Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?

EP 26

Porn, but for Crying

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.

EP 27

These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing

Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?

EP 28

Hinting That You’re Also into Guys

Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever

EP 29

Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips

New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato

EP 30

Sorry My Car Is So Gross

Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!

EP 1

7-Way Meet Cute

It’s not every day you meet all 6 of your soulmates at once.

EP 2

Oh Boy, Free Crap

Wait a minute, all this crap I’ll never use is free? Sign me up. Sign-ups are free, right?

EP 3

Watching Baseball Is Punishment

Good god, making a man watch a whole baseball game? In one sitting? The Geneva Convention exists for a reason, you savag

EP 4

How You Really Use Exercise Machines

You may have never actually worked out on this exercise machine, but at least you broke a sweat moving it in and then th

EP 5

Visiting Your Crappy Hometown

Your crappy hometown is the #1 tourist destination for every traveler that needs to go there so their parents aren’t s

EP 6

How to Fill an Awkward Amount of Time

Every Thursday, I’ve got a thing at 7:30 after work, and it takes me 37 minutes to get there? That’s why I go to the

EP 7

Standing Up for Yourself as a Woman, but Not Too Much

I am woman, hear me roar! Whoa, that was a really loud roar, so sorry about that.

EP 8

Now Is the Time to Do Something

The world is really going to shit, and now’s the time to do something. Or maybe we’ll wait until it gets even shitti

EP 9

The Story of the First Friendsgiving

Much of the food was provided thanks to Squanto (my roommate’s work friend’s DJ name).

EP 10

Every Dumb Start-Up Ever

People have been buying bowls in a store since the beginning of stores and bowls. Isn’t it time for a change?

EP 11

If Hand Turkeys Were Real

Some people call them a crime against God, other people call them just plain delicious.

EP 12

Disarming Conversational Landmines

Watch out. This Thanksgiving dinner is covered in live opinions.

EP 13

How to Actually Finish Something. For Once!

Someday you’ll paint those other 3 walls!

EP 14

Instagram Art Show

Who could forget perhaps Ansel Adams’ greatest work, “Dog I Saw Near Trader Joe’s”?

EP 15

Who’s the Real Cop?

He’s a true loose cannon, by which we mean, not actually affiliated with the police force in any way.

EP 16

The CollegeHumor Cast’s Favorite Sketches of 2017

One year later, and we still don’t know how tall Grant is.

EP 17

Tips for a Fun New Year’s Eve

It’s the best worst night of the year.

EP 18

Noises Dads Make

When you have a child, your bones automatically turn into sidewalk chalk.

EP 19

Wizard Gives Bad Directions

Maybe wizards should figure out a way to conjure up Google Maps.

EP 20

Every Movie Hospital Scene Ever

GET THESE THINGS OUTTA ME.

EP 21

The New Face of the NRA

Everyone should have guns. That’s right. EVERYONE.

EP 22

Your Phone Is Dying

My phone? Couldn’t it just be a distant relative or something?

EP 23

Someone Broke into Our Hulu Account

Watch The Big Boy Theory, every third Sunday at noon on NBS!

EP 24

Finally! A Female Serial Killer

You go (to jail) girl!

EP 25

Insecure Martin Luther King Jr.

I have a dream… ugh, wait, no one wants to hear about my dreams, do they?

EP 26

Running into Your Ex

The sport where both teams lose!

EP 27

Reviewing Movies We Didn’t See

We haven’t seen it, but we sure have a lot of opinions about it.

EP 28

It’s God’s Fault We Lost the Game

God also clogged the toilet in the break room.

EP 29

If People Acted Like They Do on Dating Apps

Tinder, Bumble, Hinge: all different dating apps, all crush your soul into dust.

EP 30

Getting Caught Eating Alone

It’s not sad, but Rekha makes sure everyone else knows that.

EP 1

Tide CEO: You Gotta Stop Eating Tide Pods

What? Kids love chocolate.

EP 2

Do You Really Need Everything in That Backpack?

Is life even worth living without the precious, precious trash in your backpack?

EP 3

Licking the Plate

Rekha, Siobhan, Ally and Jessica try to figure out when the right time is to start licking the plate. There’s SUCH A S

EP 4

You’re Too Good for My Friends

Raph and Jess say Rekha is too good to date their friends, because for some reason they are best friends with terrible,

EP 5

Infinity War of Infinite Avengers

It’s time to gather everybody – absolutely everybody – to fight Thanos.

EP 6

Vibrators for Women, Designed by Men

You’re welcome, ladies.

EP 7

Honest Interracial Date

Dope, dope, dope.

EP 8

Who Gets the Cool Gun?

Nothing’s “cool” about war. Except for that one laser gun. That thing kicks ass. Hell yeah.

EP 9

You Deserve a Nobel Prize

Because it’s the least they could do. Literally. It’s pretty much the actual, mathematical, least.

EP 10

5 Tips on Cooking for One

Grant is here to give you five helpful tips on making the most of your extremely solitary meals.

EP 11

Dating Tips from Couples

As someone in a happy relationship who has no clue what you’re talking about, here’s my advice.

EP 12

You’re Not Edgy, You’re Just Lazy

I don’t pay taxes because I’m a revolutionary, not because I’m too lazy to figure out how to do it.

EP 13

Women Should Be So Embarrassed

Chompsky’s invents new reasons for women to be embarrassed—and the products to fix them.

EP 14

Slide into the DMs: The Game Show

Slide into the DMs: the only game show where we cannot legally show you the prize.

EP 15

When Your Date’s Apartment Sucks

Their apartments are basically the same, except for one of them being “condemned by the city”.

EP 16

Sex Daddies Celebrate Father’s Day

Daddy like? No, seriously, what does he like?

EP 17

Outtakes: Sex Daddies Celebrate Father’s Day

Daddy like—a little too much.

EP 18

Can You Throw Our Ball Back?

Can you throw our ball back, Katie? Well? Can you?

EP 19

ABC CEO: No More Racist Shows

America has spoken, and it wants TV that’s more divisive than ever.

EP 20

The Mom of the Friend Group

Jess is the mother of four beautiful, bouncing, adult comedy writers.

EP 21

Every Wedding Speech Ever

I’ve never been funny before, but I’ll try it right now, on the most important day of your life.

EP 22

Mending Your Relationship with Star Wars

Relationships come and go, but a franchise is forever.

EP 23

We Know You’re on the Toilet

We even added subtitles, cuz we know what you’re doing.

EP 24

This Monster Has No Phone Case

Thank god that Rekha noticed Trapp had no case on his phone. If she hadn’t, who knows how long this negligence would h

EP 25

Boring Beer for Boring People

Honestly, even calling it beer is a bit of a stretch.

EP 26

Diversity Is So In

Black Panther really started a hip new trend!

EP 27

Support Women (If You Know One)

Just think about what your sister and mom have to deal with. They don’t deserve that. Other people might. I don’t kn

EP 28

Venmo CEO: We’re Fun!

It’s like a hipper, sexier version of the Bank of America app. That’s what kids want, right?

EP 29

Crippling Levels of Manliness

If you want to be a real MAN’S MAN, you better shut down all your feelings! Live your life terrified of showing any we

EP 30

The 5 Stages of Getting a Bad Haircut

Stage Six: Hats. So many hats.

EP 1

This Year’s Hottest College Looks

Head back to school in style with these fashions that scream “I am a student”.

EP 2

MoviePass CEO: Please Don’t Cancel

All businesses have a growing period! We’re just growing downwards! Impressively fast!

EP 3

The News Is Just Tweets Now

Why do an investigation when @Disturbdfan420 already knows everything you could possible need?

EP 4

The School Library Computer Game Collection

Forget the NES Classic, SNES Classic, Playstation Classic, the School Computer Classic has everything from Bugdom to, uh

EP 5

Every Negotiation Scene Ever

Rekha is in the market… the market of secrets. And she’s looking to sell, for a very reasonable price… that she wo

EP 6

Ruin Your Morning with Twitter!

Waking up with Twitter is like waking up to flock of singing birds outside your window except they’re not singing they

EP 7

I Hate Scary Movies

Why would you not want to be terrified?! What else are you going to watch, videos of people hugging?

EP 8

The Internet Comes Trick-or-Treating

This halloween, all the good apps, bad apps, and apps that are kind of both are here to trick-or-treat at Trapp’s hous

EP 9

Kanye’s Social Media Manager

“The hardest job in the world is being Kanye’s social media manager, easy.” – single mothers

EP 10

Not Enough Dishes for Friendsgiving

Katie’s lavish Thanksgiving feast is just as good whether it’s served on plates or in coffee filters and an empty Ch

EP 11

Training for Thanksgiving at Home

Grant and Ally are here to evaluate Raph’s Thanksgiving performance.

EP 12

The Truth about Football

Football is good, old-fashioned fun. However, this fun does cause degenerative brain disease.

EP 13

A Dirty Cop’s Worst Nightmare

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time! The time being two weeks paid vacation, with early pension and luxury a

EP 14

Bicoastal Time Zone Lesson

With a little bit of math, and a little bit of teaching, Raph can tell you how to STOP. TEXTING. AT 5 IN THE MORNING.

EP 15

Christmas Elves vs. Fantasy Elves

Some elves make Red Rider BB guns, some elves forge artillery for the gods.

EP 16

Tumblr CEO: No More Porn

Finally, Tumblr’s returning to its family-friendly roots, like BDSM (Buddies Doing Social Media)!

EP 17

Deleted Scenes: Tumblr CEO

See more from everyone’s favorite family values spokesman who doesn’t know what breastfeeding is.

EP 18

Honest Family Holiday When You’re an Adult

Nothing like a confusing cocktail of love, nostalgia, and stress.

EP 19

New Year’s Fingering

This is a sketch about getting fingered at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. Enjoy!

EP 20

Your New Year’s Resolutions Never Change

THIS WHOLE THING IS BUILT ON LIES.

EP 21

Getting Stuck in a Dance Circle

Hey, at least hell’s got an open bar.

EP 22

Exercise Counts More If It’s Hard

For too long, workout apps have been too obsessed with actually working out, and not with the fact that you actually hav

EP 23

The Super Bowl Isn’t about Football

Who are these buff men running about during my celebration of capitalism? They’re not even doing anything funny!

EP 24

When Spelling It Out Gets Tricky

Raph stars in another top-notch sketch about the difficulties of spelling over the phone, from the folks here at Charlie

EP 25

Meet Cute with a Ghost

All the good guys are taken or died in the Civil War, amirite?!

EP 26

Disagreeing Doesn’t Make You Smart

He likes to choose his words very carefully, but not exactly.

EP 27

Stop Ruining Rick & Morty

Do you even know what a “schmekel” is??

EP 28

I’m Comfortable, Not Soft

Ever since Brennan moved to the West Coast, he can’t handle sub zero temperatures. SOFT!

EP 29

Honest Trip to the Doctor

Can you write me a prescription for that one thing that bothers me every day but I do nothing about?

EP 30

Sleeping Over for the First Time

The sport where spooning matters.

EP 1

If NBA Jam Were a Real Game (30 for 30 Parody)

The rest is history.

EP 2

Defender of the Basic Meets the April Fool

Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?

EP 3

An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin

Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?

EP 4

Outtakes: An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin

Great enough to satisfy even the biggest fans.

EP 5

Grindr Profile Picture Day

Everything I’ve ever read about average penis size leads me to believe some of you may be lying.

EP 6

Everyone’s a Republican on Tax Day

Tax season is upon us, and it’s time to reconsider your politics… unless you don’t make six figures.

EP 7

A 420 Visit from the Weed Man

On this blessed 4/20, all the good little stoners wake up to dank gifts & ganja from the Weed Man.

EP 8

Stop Asking Women to Talk about Being Women

As a woman of color, it’s your job to talk only about that & nothing else you’ve ever accomplished.

EP 9

Realistic Dream Phone

Try Realistic Dream Phone to find even more emotionally unavailable guys to maybe talk to!

EP 10

There’s Meat Hiding in Every Food

You’ve been drinking literal beetle juice.

EP 11

Eat Mayo Wherever You Go

The radical new way to slurp your mayo is totally tubular (as in, it’s a tube).

EP 12

Sitting behind a Couple at the Movies

If you didn’t want to see a show, why did you come to the theater?

EP 13

When Theater Kids Grow Up

Nobody needs to hear a 30-year-old reminisce on their experiences in a high school play.

EP 14

The Apothecary Barista

Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons, & chai you could never want.

EP 15

Letting Go of Game of Thrones

It’s time to move on from your dependency, until you find the next TV show you can’t trust.

EP 16

Movie Families Always Skip Breakfast

She wants you to eat ALL OF IT.

EP 17

Bruce Wayne Is the Real Criminal

He’s a war profiteer who pays less in taxes than his secretary.

EP 18

Are You Nerdy Enough?

Do you dare call your feminine content nerdy? The Council of Nerdy Things is here to decide.

EP 19

Minorities Don’t Look Alike

How can white people be expected to remember things that aren’t other white people?

EP 20

I Know Where You Got Your Opinion From

Know exactly where someone’s plagiarized personality and bad takes came from, with Shazam for BS!

EP 21

The Game of Thrones Finale Rewritten with A.I.

George R.R. Martin better start looking for a new gig, because Bran can do beautiful flip kicks now.

EP 22

That Inspirational Story Is Actually Sad

A heartwarming tale of… terrible people?

EP 23

Black Mirror Episodes from Medieval Times

Technology has always been scary and evil.

EP 24

You Suck in Your Own Story

You control this narrative, and you’re still the villain of it.

EP 25

The Worst Clothes You’re Wearing This Summer

Freezing inside, boiling outside: you never get to be comfortable!

EP 26

Experimenting (Literally) in College

College is about exploring, from sex to sewing a man’s head to a dog.

EP 27

3 Adorable Crafts You Can Immediately Trash

Garbage is what it is, and that’s where it belongs.

EP 28

Your Annoying Cheap Friend

If you can scrounge for it in the trash like a little raccoon, it’s not worth buying in a store.

EP 29

This Kidnapping Is So Hot

Some light spanking would really get this hostage situation going.

EP 30

Do I Hate the Bachelor?

She loves to hate it and hates to love it.

EP 1

Which Book Should Trigger Our Secret Door?

You can’t send cast members to their torture dungeon with something cliche like “Infinite Jest”.

EP 2

Alabama’s Other Abortion Options

From school shootings to poor healthcare, Alabama offers many post-natal ways to abort children.

EP 3

The Genius behind Cartoon Boobs (Masterclass Parody)

How else will people know if an animated character is a girl?

EP 4

Understanding the Losers Who Use Instagram Live

We’ve got to understand the sick freaks live-streaming their lives, in order to stop them.

EP 5

Do We Really Need Baby Boomers?

We could finally get something done about climate change!

EP 6

When Your Favorite Old Shows Don’t Hold Up

It was a different time!

EP 7

Do You Hate Me or Are You Just Flaky?

Your friend hates your guts but is too much of a coward to tell you.

EP 8

She’s Terrible, and She Owns It

Meet the inspirational queen slaying the glass ceiling and terrorizing her employees.

EP 9

Should You Give Career Advice?

Raph is back with helpful hints to know when you’re entirely unqualified to tell anyone what to do.

EP 10

Watch My Stuff or Die Trying

No one is going near those belongings on your watch!

EP 11

Scarlett Johansson’s Agent

It’s important to tell stories about diverse groups, and that they be played by… Scarlett Johansson?

EP 12

Real Adults Don’t Order Dessert

Everyone has to sit and wait while the baby piggy eats its sugar bombs.

EP 13

Oh No, This Restaurant Is Too Fancy

Nothing is more stressful than the wine list.

EP 14

Shut Up and Buy This iPhone

What are you going to do? Switch to Android?

EP 15

We Don’t Need Directions from Dad Anymore

Giving directions is what dads do - even for places you don’t want to go!

EP 16

This Cool Professor Teaches Your Mom Email

If you apply yourself and focus, you CAN turn caps lock off.

EP 17

Please Research the Person You’re Hiring

You don’t have to be a tech detective to do a quick internet search.

EP 18

The Person Who Takes Their Halloween Costume Too Seriously

You’re ruining this party by committing too hard to your costume!

EP 19

Breaking Up with Snapchat

Don’t bring Tik Tok into this!

EP 20

The 5 True Horrors of Halloween

Nothing is scarier than Halloween on a weeknight.

EP 21

I’m on a Diet, but I’ll Be Bad

Ordering fries really isn’t as evil as poison gas.

EP 22

Four Ways to Actually Declutter Your Home

Why donate those clothes when they could sit in the back of your car forever?

EP 23

Networking Doesn’t Work for Every Job

Rules are meant to be broken! Even if that means some planes crash.

EP 24

Am I Doing Nothing with My Life?

Wow all my friends have done so much this year, and I… paid rent?

EP 25

Juul CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

Save up your allowance! Juul is introducing new ways to experience your favorite vape brand.

EP 26

What Everyone’s Actually Thinking at Thanksgiving

We can’t ALL be thankful for family!

EP 27

Your Overly Complicated Holiday Plans

Brennan is taking seven flights, two cruises, and a Mars expedition to make the holidays perfect.

EP 28

Don’t Call a Mech a Gundam

You can’t just throw around the term “gundam” about any mech you see! Also, Jess is cancelled.

EP 29

Adopting a Jellicle Cat

The Jellicles have a hard time finding furever homes, who knows why? Maybe a song will help!

EP 30

Uh, Technically, Die Hard Is a Christmas Movie

What do you want? What reaction are you trying to get? What made you this way?

EP 1

Assassin’s New Years Resolutions

Every year he says he’s going to get revenge, but then he gets “too busy”.

EP 2

Your Sad Story Is Not the Same As Mine

Pain is pain, unless your friends are trying to “relate” to you. They don’t know what pain is.

EP 3

Caught Internet Stalking

Medical records are so easy to find, it’s like they want us to look!

EP 4

When All Your Friends Are in Relationships

Have some sympathy for the singles in your friend group.

EP 5

This Missing Person Is Too Embarrassing

When someone goes missing, you just want to know they’re safe…and normal. Like, no weird pepperoni stuff.

EP 6

Disney Parks: The Next Big Movie Franchise

Can’t wait to see Monorail: Endgame next year!

EP 7

Wine Experts Taste Dogshit Wine

Sommeliers vs. some terriers.

EP 8

Presidential Campaigns Are So Obsessed with Me!

This “Bernie” guy keeps emailing me saying he “needs my help”! What a nutjob!

EP 9

I Feel like Everyone Hates Me, an ICE Agent

You stuff a FEW thousand kids into cages and suddenly everyone hates you???

EP 10

I Didn’t Get Chlamydia from a Koala!

Statistically, koalas are more likely to have chlamydia than people, sooooooooo…

EP 11

Climate Change Is the Ultimate Birth Control

The oncoming ecological apocalypse is the best way to make sure you don’t have kids!

EP 12

College Essay Tips for School Shooting Survivors

You survived a deadly shooting on school grounds - can you also survive applying for college?

EP 13

When the Workout Instructor’s Music Sucks

Spotify isn’t ready for a playlist THIS extreme.

EP 14

How to Profile a House Plant Killer

To hunt a killer, you first must understand their watering routine.

EP 15

Just One Sec

We can all have a little break, as a treat.

EP 16

How to Fix Our Climate (so That I Can Take Long Showers)

Everyone (except me) has a big sacrifice to make.

EP 17

If There Were Fashion Shows for Exercise Clothes

The hottest show in town for ugly shoes and too many straps.

EP 18

iOS 14: More Rounded Boxes than Ever Before

Only Apple knows how to think outside the box…by exclusively thinking within rounded ones.

EP 19

The CollegeHumor Cast (and Also Kyle) Catches Up

The gang gets back together to go through Lost & Found items, and also Kyle’s here (but just to watch).

EP 20

Dropout Is a Netflix

We love that the streaming industry has become a Who’s On First? riff.

EP 21

Mystery Porn Sounds

Can you solve this videoconference mystery?

EP 22

Livin’ Mask Free (Music Video)

A country anthem for our doomed country.

EP 23

How Politicians Sound When Explaining COVID Rules

Should you not dine indoors while sometimes wearing masks? Prossibly.

EP 24

Why I’m Voting for Opposite Man

Worried about the Opposite Man? Don’t worry - feel the opposite of that!

EP 25

What Undecided Voters Look Like to Everyone Else

Choose the pro. Be pro choice.

EP 26

Every Terrible Thing Trump Has Done as President

Well, not including everything he’s done since this video was uploaded, I guess.

EP 27

If I Had the Money That Bezos Had

A song about putting Jeff Bezos’ $200 billion fortune into context.

EP 28

If Google Was a Guy: Quarantine Edition (3)

Brian Huskey and CollegeHumor alumni are back for another quarantine-inspired “Google Is a Guy”.

EP 29

Summit of the Subreddits

Your upvote counts.

EP 30

Tinder Profile Picture Day (Animated Edition)

A picture is worth a thousand swipes.

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