Seasons & Episodes
You Are Hellenese
A long time ago in the faraway land of ancient Greece, Demetrius pines after the lovely Apollonia. According to her fath
ZE.N.RA
Demetrius is invited to attend a modern day field day, where he witnesses sports being enjoyed in a way he previously th
A Man's Arete
The mayor of the neighboring village threatens to go to war unless Apollonia marries his son. However, due to the three-
It Always Starts With Zeus
Inspired by the inventive and entertaining nature of Demetrius' egg race, the mayor asks him to come up with a hundred m
The Aegean Sea of Tears
Demetrius is tasked with coming up with unique games for the Tortonian Olympics, but his ancient Greek surroundings leav
Symposium Tonight
The mayor demands that Demetrius come up with prizes to offer at the Tortonian Olympics in order to increase participati
Sweet Olympia
Though Demetrius' prizes were well-received, they're not enough to encourage everyone to participate in the Tortonian Ol
Endless Summer
With unique games and prizes, the Tortonian Olympics are coming together, but the village of Tortonia lacks skilled athl
Build a Tropaion
Summer, the season of war in ancient Greece, is approaching. Though the mayor and the other villagers seem excited, Deme
Spartans Are Scary
A group of Spartans offer to help Tortonia with their Olympic games. Unfortunately, they've also offered wrestling lesso
Different Country, Different Face
Much to everyone's dismay, the Spartans continue to educate Tortonians on the Spartan lifestyle.
Goodbye Sparta
The Spartans have declared war against Tortonia! Somehow Demetrius and Apollonia are able to convince the Spartans to ag
LADY discrimination
At the party celebrating the departure of the Spartans, Demetrius gets a moment alone with Apollonia.
What is Your Thlon
The mayor suggests that Tortonia lies about being the originator of a cool and mainstream event in order to generate mor
Market of Dreams
The mayor is furious when he discovers that not even the nearby villages have heard about the Tortonian Olympics and dem
Cheater
Word of the Tortonian Olympics has spread far and wide, but there's a new problem: it won't make any money.
Your Pessoi
When the mayor and Demetrius learn that the conditions at the Olympics are actually terrible, they see an opportunity to
The Philosopher's Dinner Table
The Olympics are better than the Tolympics in yet another way: food! With limited resources, how can Tortonia win this t
Herma! Herma! Herma!
The mayor and Demetrius get to work coming up with a logo for the Tolympics in order to promote it effectively.
BURNING FIRE
The Tolympics opening ceremony is beginning. While the mayor gives an excessively long speech, Demetrius and Apollonia g
Villager A
Enraged by Tortonia's impudence, Eleia threatens to go to war.
Your White Lie
Demetrius fails to convince the mayor not to go to war. While lamenting the situation, he finds himself returning to Tok
When We Say Goodbye...
Demetrius returns to ancient Greece, but the armies have already reached the battlefield. Will he arrive in time to stop
The Tolympics
Demetrius makes one last desperate attempt to prevent a war from breaking out.
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