Seasons & Episodes
This Show Is Called Squidbillies
The backstories of how the Squidbillies, America's favorite family, came to be.
Take This Job and Love It
Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.
School Days, Fool Days
After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.
Chalky Trouble
An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.
Family Trouble
Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.
Office Politics Trouble
Early concocts a popular new beverage.
Government Brain Voodoo Trouble
Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.
Butt Trouble
Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.
Double Truckin' the Tricky Two
Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in
Swayze Crazy
Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.
Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he
Meth O.D. to My Madness
Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off
The Tiniest Princess
Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rust
Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust
Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.
Bubba Trubba
Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people
Burned and Reburned Again
Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...
Terminus Trouble
Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.
Survival of the Dumbest
Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.
A Sober Sunday
Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.
Rebel with a Claus
Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.
Webnecks
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
Beast Implants
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
Tween Steam
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
Wing Nut
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
Earth Worst
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes
The Good One
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
Sharif
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and tr
Condition: Demolition!
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect
The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
Armageddon It On!
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
An Officer and a Dental Dam
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
The Okaleechee Dam Jam
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the wat
Pile M for Murder
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
Mud Days and Cornfused
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people t
Krystal, Light
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
Lerm
After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.
The Liar, The Bitch and the Bored Rube
Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.
The FIne Ol' Solution
Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.
Anabolic-holic
Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.
Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind
Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.
The Big Gay Throwdown
The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.
Atone Deaf
Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.
God's Bro
The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.
Reunited, And It Feels No Good
Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.
Not Without My Cash Cow!
When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.
Need for Weed
The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings Widespread Panic to Dougal County.
The Many Loves of Early Cuyler
Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.
Dead Squid Walking
Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.
Young, Dumb and Full of Gums
Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drin
Holodeck Redneck
The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Ma
Frivolacious Squidigation?
Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.
Fatal Distraction
Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. F
Clowny Freaks
Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses inter
Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine
Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, b
America: Why I Love Her
A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. Firs
Asbestos I Can
Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wish
Class of '86
The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped o
Velvet Messiah
Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to
Big E
Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the titl
Keeping It in the Family Way
Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and
Snow Daddy
Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.
Ballmart
Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.
The Pharaoh's Wad
Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.
The Return of Gaga Pee Pap
A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.
Trucked Up!
After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker
Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D
Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.
Beware the Butt-Cutter
Sheriff asks the townspeople to help catch a serial killer.
Squidbilly Manfishing
Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Early's guys-only fishin' weekend.
Green and Sober
Lil goes to drug rehab.
The Legend of Kid Squid
Early is jealous that Rusty is taking credit for crimes.
From Russia With Stud
Sheriff nearly makes the biggest mistake of his life.
Granite Caverns
Early becomes king of a cave.
Ga-Ga-Ghost
Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.
The Inkubator Lives!
Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.
Drone To The Bone
Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chi
A Jailhouse Divided
Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.
Stop. Jammertime!
A new judge sets out to punish criminals.
Thou Shale Not Drill
The squids debate fracture mining.
The Squid Stays in the Picture
Early is taken in by liberal Hollywood.
Gun of a Son
In a plot to prove guns should be legal, Early shoots Rusty.
Hetero-Cephalo Agenda
Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.
Limbitless
Early trades his legs.
Taint Misbehavin'
Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.
Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water
Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.
Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!
Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.
A Walk To Dignity
Sheriff's dad breaks the law.
Granny Hotfoot
Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.
Sheriff-in-law
Early directs his love in the wrong places.
Hybrid To Hell
Early loses the love of his life.
Jose, Can You? Si!
Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.
Lipstick on a Squid
In the 10th season premiere, the Cuylers donate their bodies to science.
Southern Pride and Prejudice
Early gets stuck in a symbol of his own oppression.
Trackwood Race-ist
Early battles his grandson.
The Peep
Sheriff tries stand-up comedy.
Vicki
Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.
Cephalo-ectomy
You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.
Greener Pastor
Scott Hilley dies.
Squash B'Gosh
Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.
Thanks-taking
Rusty’s new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.
Dove in an Iron Cage
Justice is served, mayo free.
The Guzzle Bumpkin
Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!
Jacksonville Jackass
Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet
Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.
The Ballad of the Latrine Marine
It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.
Debased Ball
Early exploits himself for attention.
Tortuga de Mentiras
Everyone lies and all the houses burn.
Duel of the Dimwits
Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.
The War On the War On Christmas
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, M
Dewey Two-ey
Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.
Forever Autumn
Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.
Galvin
Granny finds love and Early loses his mind
Muscadine Wine
Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode
The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain
After finding a priceless Civil War relic, Early sells it for a reasonable price
Rich Dan, Poor Dan
Dan Halen is disappointed to discover financial bankruptcy is not as good as moral bankruptcy
Cooler-Heads Prevail
A premium cooler allows Early to enjoy a new, highfalutin lifestyle
Blue Lives Battered
A social media stunt almost takes Sheriff's life.
There's Sucker Porn Every Minute
Early lets his beak flag fly.
Events By Russell
Rusty's new party business is disrupted by Early
One Man Banned
Early exercises his freedom of speech by speaking differently from now on.
Let 'er R.I.P.
The Roadkill Rembrandt rides again.
No Space Like Home
Early revisits the storage unit where he spent his childhood.
Scorn on the 4th of July
Early poses as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.
Zen and the Art of Truck-Boat-Truck Maintenance
Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.
Who-Gives-a-Flip?
The exploits of a squid family and their interactions with the community.
Ol' Hootie
Terror strikes from the skies.
The Liceman Cometh
Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.
This Show Was Called Squidbillies
Saying farewell to America's favorite animated family.
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