Seasons & Episodes
Death Has a Shadow
After Peter heavily drinks at a bachelor party, even though he told Lois he would not, he gets fired from his job at the
I Never Met the Dead Man
While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into the town satellite dish, which knocks out the city's cable. He promises
Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Peter Allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because its the same day as Stewie's birthday. W
Mind Over Murder
At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. Af
A Hero Sits Next Door
When the Griffin Family gets new neighbors that move in next door, Lois quickly becomes friends with Bonnie, Meg soon be
The Son Also Draws
Chris loses interest in being a youth scout, as he would rather pursue drawing and art instead. The Scout Master then ki
Brian: Portrait of a Dog
When a heat wave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show to win $500 so that the family can get a new air cond
Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
Lois' aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins.
Holy Crap
Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mi
Da Boom
Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.
Brian in Love
A therapist tells Brian his carpet-wetting is the result of his repressed feelings for Lois.
Love Thy Trophy
The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes to get bigger tips.
Death Is a Bitch
When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants
The King Is Dead
When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of “The King and I” Peter wants a part. He finds him
I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
Forced to go to a women’s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks,
If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.
Running Mates
Peter runs against Lois for a seat on the school board.
A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks
Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.
Fifteen Minutes of Shame
Meg exposes her family on a talk show.
Road to Rhode Island
Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.
Let's Go to the Hop
Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student.
Dammit Janet
Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.
There's Something About Paulie
As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.
He's Too Sexy for His Fat
Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.
E. Peterbus Unum
After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.
The Story on Page One
Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.
Wasted Talent
Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a compet
Fore Father
Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.
The Thin White Line (1)
Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who t
And the Wiener Is...
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
Death Lives
After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
Lethal Weapons
New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.
The Kiss Seen Around the World
Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.
Fish Out of Water
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up every
Emission Impossible
Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
To Love and Die in Dixie
The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.
Screwed the Pooch
Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of hi
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Pe
Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back t
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up.
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
From Method to Madness
Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
Road to Europe
Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his frie
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.
North by North Quahog
Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to s
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a c
Blind Ambition
After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to
Don't Make Me Over
When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she ge
The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire
When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out
Petarded
After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he tak
Brian the Bachelor
"The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participat
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he doesn’t have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Gold
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
Lois’ kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. Peter and
Model Misbehavior
Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of ca
Peter's Got Woods
Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter fi
Perfect Castaway
When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their families
Jungle Love
When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrate
PTV
After a “wardrobe malfunction” occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter’s favorite sh
Brian Goes Back to College
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.
The Courtship of Stewie's Father
Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend m
The Fat Guy Strangler
Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and takes the family cross-country to meet him. It turns out; he’s loc
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
When Peter’s dad comes to visit, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mix-up with the
Brian Sings and Swings
After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly sin
Patriot Games
At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges
I Take Thee Quagmire
When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marr
Sibling Rivalry
Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's regains his int
Deep Throats
Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie,
Peterotica
After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book on
You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be marri
Petergeist
Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In
The Griffin Family History
When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic ro
Stewie B. Goode
After losing at a swim competition, Stewie trys to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfir
Bango Was His Name Oh!
Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real fa
Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the be
Stewie Loves Lois
Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Mean
Mother Tucker
Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker.
Hell Comes to Quahog
After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstor
Saving Private Brian
Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie si
Whistle While Your Wife Works
When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help
Prick Up Your Ears
Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high scho
Chick Cancer
Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage.
Barely Legal
Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the pro
Road to Rupert
Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his be
Peter's Two Dads
After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian dec
The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and b
Airport '07
Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being ab
Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together an
No Meals on Wheels
The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promis
Boys Do Cry
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after
No Chris Left Behind
After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doe
It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once
Meet the Quagmires
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a dat
Blue Harvest
Peter retells the story of Star Wars in this hour-long episode of Family Guy. When Princess Leia is captured by the evil
Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend Jillian and Stewie tags along to help pay the rent but he tries to
Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
When Joe feels that his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, he decides to get a leg transplant. E
Stewie Kills Lois (1)
Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When
Lois Kills Stewie (2)
Presumed dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer. On the lookout for Stewie, Joe leads a m
Padre de Familia
Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans' Day parade, bu
Peter's Daughter
After Quahog is hit by a flood, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma. When she wakes up and sees a cute med student, t
McStroke
Peter decides to grow a mustache, and after being mistaken for a fireman, ends up lending a hand when a fire breaks out
Back to the Woods
James Woods returns to seek revenge against Peter. James Woods finds Peter's wallet, which he lost at Barry Manilow conc
Play It Again, Brian
Peter and Lois's marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them
The Former Life of Brian
Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he dis
Long John Peter
When Peter gets a pet parrot, he begins acting like a pirate. Peter accidentally kills the bird after raising hell throu
Love Blactually
Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn
I Dream of Jesus
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie
Road to Germany
Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie fo
Baby Not On Board
Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand C
The Man with Two Brians
Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Bri
Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Fra
Ocean's Three and a Half
After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly f
Family Gay
After buying a brain-damaged horse, which causes over $100,000 worth of damage, Peter participates in medical experiment
The Juice Is Loose
Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending
FOX-y Lady
Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her
Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek
420
Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.
Stew-Roids
Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems t
We Love You, Conrad
When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morni
Three Kings
Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old
Peter's Progress
Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin Pe
Road to the Multiverse
With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a p
Family Goy
When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doc
Spies Reminiscent of Us
Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd move to Quahog. Brian and Stewie find out about their secret agency. They are told that ther
Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
When Brian begins dating an older woman, the family begins to make fun of him. After Brian's new fling breaks her hip, h
Hannah Banana
After attending to the concert of a teen superstar, Stewie discovers a surprising secret about the singer. Meanwhile bac
Quagmire's Baby
Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby left at his doorstep. Meanwhile, Stewie creates
Jerome Is the New Black
Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Qu
Dog Gone
When Brian accidentally kills another dog, he is surprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone th
Business Guy
When Peter gives Lois’ dad the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt goes into a coma. Even Dr. House can't h
Big Man on Hippocampus
When Peter hits his head and suffers amnesia after getting in a fight with Richard Dawson on Family Feud, he forgets eve
Dial Meg for Murder
Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for resear
Extra Large Medium
When Chris and Stewie go missing for several days, Lois is at her wit's end until she sees a psychic who assures her the
Go, Stewie, Go!
Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad
Peter-assment
After Peter has some luck selling footage of a celebrity he caught off-guard, he decides to become a full-time paparazzo
Brian Griffin's House of Payne
Lois encourages Brian to submit his pilot script to a network. James Woods gets involved and things don't exactly go acc
April in Quahog
When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nuts
Brian & Stewie
In the 150th episode, Brian & Stewie get locked in a bank vault, they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new
Quagmire's Dad
Quagmire can accept his dad's lifestyle choices, but not when they involve Brian.
The Splendid Source
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire search for the source of a dirty joke.
Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
Peter makes good on another power outage at home--by entertaining his family with a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: Th
And Then There Were Fewer
In this murder mystery special, The Griffins as well as all the other major characters become trapped in a mansion while
Excellence in Broadcasting
Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.
Welcome Back Carter
After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is forced into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the
Halloween on Spooner Street
Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends an
Baby, You Knock Me Out
After Lois dominates her competition in the boxing ring, Peter decides to become her promoter.
Brian Writes a Bestseller
Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become his
Road to the North Pole
Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearanc
New Kidney in Town
Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce
And I'm Joyce Kinney
Lois is outraged when local news anchor Joyce Kinney airs a negative profile on her.
Friends of Peter G.
Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glimp
German Guy
Chris's search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until his checkered past is revealed.
The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
Meg is enlisted to check in on Susie and Joe while Bonnie is away but she soon becomes a little too involved. Meanwhile,
Trading Places
Chris, Meg, Peter and Lois all trade places to teach each other a lesson.
Tiegs for Two
When the local dry cleaner loses Peter’s favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a
Brothers & Sisters
When Mayor West marries Lois’ sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin’s house to be one big “happy” family. To
The Big Bang Theory
Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci in order to erase Stewie from the univer
Foreign Affairs
Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris where Bonnie crosses the line.
It's a Trap!
Peter retells the story of Return of the Jedi.
Lottery Fever
Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end u
Seahorse Seashell Party (II)
While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian ingests psychedelic mushrooms. He sees bizarre and unsettlin
Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
When Quagmire recovers from his "accident" he learns that his sister Brenda needs his help.
Stewie Goes for a Drive
Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynol
Back to the Pilot
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history ag
Thanksgiving
Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.
Amish Guy
On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they ar
Cool Hand Peter
Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road
Grumpy Old Man
It’s winter in Quahog, and Lois’ parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the
Meg and Quagmire
When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.
The Blind Side
Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircas
Livin' on a Prayer
When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scie
Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream
When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile,
Be Careful What You Fish For
After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.
Burning Down the Bayit
Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a
Killer Queen
Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover f
Forget-Me-Not
After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and
You Can't Do That on Television, Peter
When Peter's favorite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an inte
Mr. & Mrs. Stewie
Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.
Leggo My Meg-O
Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed res
Tea Peter
When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.
Viewer Mail #2
One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. And a third view
Internal Affairs
Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.
Into Fat Air
The Griffins attempt to conquer Mount Everest after competitive friends mention they plan to scale the legendary peak. T
Ratings Guy
Peter gets carried away when the Nielsen people select the Griffins to have their television-viewing habits monitored an
The Old Man and the Big 'C'
When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the pu
Yug Ylimaf
Brian abuses Stewie's time machine and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things rig
Joe's Revenge
When the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team
Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.
Friends Without Benefits
When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
As the Griffin family is preparing for Christmas, Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.
Space Cadet
To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris u
Brian's Play
Brian writes a play that becomes a hit in Quahog, but loses his confidence when he finds that the play Stewie wrote is b
The Giggity Wife
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order t
Valentine's Day in Quahog
On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Peter stay in bed all day; Brian is visit
Chris Cross
Chris leaves home to move in with Herbert while Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.
Call Girl
When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a
Turban Cowboy
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate a
12 and a Half Angry Men
When Mayor West is put on trial for murder, Brian is the lone holdout voting "not guilty," and he tries to persuade his
Bigfat
Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a trip to Canada. But after Peter gets lost for two months, a feral Peter returns to his fa
Total Recall
After teddy bear Rupert gets recalled, Stewie stops at nothing to get back his beloved best friend. Meanwhile, When Pete
Save the Clam
When the owner of The Drunken Clam is killed, Peter and the guys must find a way to save the bar, after the bank threate
Farmer Guy
Peter buys a farm and becomes a meth dealer.
Roads to Vegas
Duplicates of Brian and Stewie each see a road trip differently.
No Country Club for Old Men
The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and get thrown out.
Finders Keepers
Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking
Vestigial Peter
After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like C
Quagmire's Quagmire
Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when s
A Fistful of Meg
When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in
Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee
The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.
Life of Brian
Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stew
Into Harmony's Way
When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwr
Christmas Guy
When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transfo
Peter Problems
When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter
Grimm Job
From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red
Brian's a Bad Father
Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.
Mom's the Word
When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels d
3 Acts of God
Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patr
Fresh Heir
Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth i
Secondhand Spoke
Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the fa
Herpe, the Love Sore
Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken
The Most Interesting Man in the World
When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting
Baby Got Black
Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together
Meg Stinks!
Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wil
He's Bla-ack!
Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big figh
Chap Stewie
When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s
The Simpsons Guy
In a special hour-long crossover with The Simpsons, the Griffins meet the Simpson family when they end up in Springfield
The Book of Joe
Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian d
Baking Bad
Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.
Brian the Closer
Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagm
Turkey Guys
On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a repl
The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he
Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purpose
Our Idiot Brian
When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to
This Little Piggy
Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish
Quagmire's Mom
After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account
Encyclopedia Griffin
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thi
Stewie Is Enceinte
Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a ba
Dr. C and the Women
Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Clevel
#JOLO
When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to
Once Bitten
After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal
Roasted Guy
Peter's friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.
Fighting Irish
Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns t
Take My Wife
Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage coun
Pilling Them Softly
Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author
Papa Has a Rollin' Son
For Father’s Day, the guys track down Joe’s estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of pe
Guy Robot
Stewie doesn’t like Brian’s stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealo
Peternormal Activity
The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a ma
Peter, Chris & Brian
Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in
Peter's Sister
Peter’s sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way Meg treats him. While Meg is at
Hot Pocket-Dial
Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dial
Brokeback Swanson
When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang
A Shot in the Dark
When Peter’s couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter sees
Candy, Quahog Marshmallow
Peter, Cleveland and Joe come across a VHS tape called “Winter/Summer” an Asian soap opera that Quagmire starred in
The Peanut Butter Kid
When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter
Scammed Yankees
Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Lois’ father, Carter. The boys fall for an
An App a Day
Peter overloads his phone with apps. He buys a new phone with more memory, gives his old phone to Chris, and hilarity en
Underage Peter
Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Pete
A Lot Going On Upstairs
When Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bed because of nightmares, Peter can’t stand it, so he goes to sleep in the at
The Heartbreak Dog
Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in o
Take a Letter
To pay for Stewie’s private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to
The New Adventures of Old Tom
Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to wi
Run, Chris, Run
To everyone’s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg finds out that the cool kids plan to prank him during
Road to India
Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invit
The Boys in the Band
Stewie and Brian form a band aimed at children, but face a breakup when they set their eyes on the same girl. Meanwhile,
Bookie of the Year
Brian and Lois decide it's time for Chris to work out his anger management issues by taking up a sport. Chris surprises
American Gigg-olo
After the local airline pilots go on strike, Quagmire looks for new work and becomes a gigolo. When his clients begin to
Inside Family Guy
Family Guy takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular production week, with James Woods as the guide. See the ins-and-
Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts
Hot Shots
In order to "save" Stewie from autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate him and then proceed to convince the rest
High School English
In an anthology episode, the cast reenacts three classic pieces of literature commonly taught in high school: "The Great
Carter and Tricia
Carter buys the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Peter overhears the plan
How the Griffin Stole Christmas
Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to his head when he realises just what he can get away with.
Passenger Fatty-Seven
Quagmire lands free plane tickets for the guys' trip to San Francisco, but they begin to doubt his flying abilities afte
Gronkowsbees
Rob Gronkowski moves into the house behind the Griffins. Stewie raises bees and sells honey at the farmers market.
Peter's Def Jam
The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Meanwhile, back at the Griffin home, Lois
The Finer Strings
The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter's seei
The Dating Game
Quagmire discovers the “dating” app Tinder, forcing Peter, Joe and Cleveland to intervene and save him from his soul
Cop and a Half-Wit
Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Mea
Saturated Fat Guy
In an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fatte
Peter's Lost Youth
Peter gets jealous of Lois when she upstages him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from ho
The Peter Principal
Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Meanw
Dearly Deported
When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. After learning t
A House Full of Peters
Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when many of his children show up unannounced to his house.
Emmy-Winning Episode
Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for Family Guy by making the show
Foxx in the Men House
Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon
Nanny Goats
Peter and Louis find themselves with a golden opportunity to reconnect as a couple after Lois' parents get a nanny to ta
Follow the Money
Chris receives a special one-dollar bill as a birthday present, but he quickly loses it and the dollar passes into the p
Three Directors
The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.
The D in Apartment 23
When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forc
Petey IV
Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him about an alternate ending to the Russian version of Rocky IV (1
Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her fa
Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas
In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past,
Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)
Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter a
Dog Bites Bear
Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys.
Send in Stewie, Please
When Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session, he reveals major secrets about hi
V Is for Mystery
Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.
Veteran Guy
After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a j
The Woof of Wall Street
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money
'Family Guy' Through The Years
FAMILY GUY is reimagined as a series that’s been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks bac
Switch the Flip
To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly e
HTTPete
To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the atte
The Unkindest Cut
Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. M
Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
After Peter falls into a coma, Peter meets God face-to-face, which leads him to ask some of life's tough questions.
Married... with Cancer (1)
Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he propos
Dead Dog Walking (2)
Brian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, especially after her miraculous cancer recovery, so at Peter's suggestio
Pal Stewie
Stewie is surprised when he makes friends with another boy his age, but later taken aback when he learns that Stewie was
Big Trouble in Little Quahog
Stewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size.
Regarding Carter
Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident
Stand By Meg
After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Me
The Griffin Winter Games
To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.
Con Heiress
Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herb
Pawtucket Pete
The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new f
Hefty Shades of Gray
After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attenti
Trump Guy
Peter is given the position of the next White House Press Secretary and the Griffin family gets ready to make a move to
Bri, Robot
Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.
Trans-Fat
Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.
Family Guy Lite
After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cle
No Giggity, No Doubt
When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she
You Can't Handle the Booth
The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.
Island Adventure
In search of Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, that Peter threw out, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "Ga
Throw It Away
After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out o
Girl, Internetted
When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create cont
Adam West High
When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, h
Yacht Rocky
When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family depart
Bri-Da
Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they
Absolutely Babulous
When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever w
Disney's The Reboot
The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots
Cat Fight
When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg a
Peter & Lois' Wedding
The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the fam
Heart Burn
To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stori
Shanksgiving
Peter gets himself arrested to avoid Lois' special Thanksgiving dinner; A secret that Stewie's been keeping from everyon
Christmas Is Coming
When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred fr
Connie's Celica
When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of h
Short Cuts
When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog, reaches out and t
Undergrounded
Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he b
Rich Old Stewie
Stewie's future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is
The Movement
When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and m
Baby Stewie
Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effe
Start Me Up
Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after
Coma Guy
With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.
Better Off Meg
When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewher
Holly Bibble
Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.
Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)
Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues S
Stewie's First Word
Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out wh
The Talented Mr. Stewie
Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betray
Boys & Squirrels
When Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured
CutawayLand
Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.
La Famiglia Guy
When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so muc
Meg's Wedding
Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures
Wild Wild West
Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Pe
Pawtucket Pat
Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in
The First No L
When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to
Fecal Matters
When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he
Boy's Best Friend
Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new cl
And Then There's Fraud
After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries t
PeTerminator
Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go acco
The Marrying Kind
Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to
Customer of the Week
After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her
Who's Brian Now?
Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the richer
Young Parent Trap
Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial
Meg Goes to College
Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey.
Family Cat
Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.
Tales of Former Sports Glory
The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player fr
LASIK Instinct
With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile,
Rock Hard
While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elt
Must Love Dogs
Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps St
80's Guy
Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Fris
Brief Encounter
When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Stewie and Doug agree t
Cootie & The Blowhard
Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties. Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie
Peterschmidt Manor
Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt man
The Birthday Bootlegger
A new boss quells Peter’s favorite part about work: office birthdays. Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffi
The Fatman Always Rings Twice
In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.
Christmas Crime
After a Christmas tree lightning ceremony Brian crashes into Mayor West's nativity scene causing outrage.
Mister Act
An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attr
The Lois Quagmire
At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a
Lawyer Guy
Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor -- who turns out
HBO-No
The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."
Hard Boiled Meg
Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver. Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implore
Prescription Heroine
After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong
All About Alana
When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes
Girlfriend, Eh?
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete
First Blood
The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period.
The Jersey Bore
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in
Oscars Guy
"Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump".
Bend or Blockbuster
Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Block
A Wife-Changing Experience
Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted a
The Munchurian Candidate
Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt t
Unzipped Code
Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.
Happy Holo-ween
Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties.
The Stewaway
During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter
Get Stewie
Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, P
Carny Knowledge
Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Brian starts to
The Candidate
Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class “snack captain”.
Love Story Guy
The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway," "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan
Old West
The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.
Single White Dad
Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.
White Meg Can't Jump
Meg joins the Adam West High basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, St
Adoptation
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
The Bird Reich
To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can fin
A Bottle Episode
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stew
Vat Man & Rob 'Em
When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhi
From Russia With Love
After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwh
Adult Education
Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris,
Fertilized Megg
Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery's surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails to
Supermarket Pete
With the brewery under construction, Lois implores Peter to take a new job, but grows irate when he begins work at the g
A Stache from the Past
When Peter loses the Griffins' home in a reverse mortgage, he and Mayor West travel to confront the man advertising the
Old World Harm
Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they've rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Bri
Baby, It's Cold Inside
Peter is emasculated when, on their anniversary, he abandons Lois amidst a shark attack. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a mini
Boston Stewie
Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a ve
Snap(ple) Decision
Winner of a Snapple contest, Lois uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation. Flaunting their wealth, the two
Baking Sad
Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies, and her, along with her siblings, enjoy a profit until the success ma
The Return of the King (of Queens)
Lois decides to sell the family's television to help pay for Christmas presents, but when Kevin James gets upset over lo
Cabin Pressure
When the Griffins win a trip to Maine at Peter's company picnic, they decide to invite their friends on the vacation. Te
Teacher's Heavy Pet
Lois joins Chris's school as a substitute teacher, launching him into the cool kids club... but only time will tell how
Take This Job and Love It
Peter and his friends wonder aloud about what their dream jobs would be.
Lifeguard Meg
Stewie and Brian become overwhelmed after winning a coffee shop. Peter and his friends annoy Meg at her new lifeguard jo
Fat Actor
Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt injur
Faith No More
Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie's time machine. Strange consequences
Fat Gun
This "Top Gun" parody chronicles Peter/Maverick getting together with Lois/Charlie, the tragic death of Joe/Goose, and P
Live, Laugh, Love
When Peter realizes Joe has never found him funny, he is determined to make Joe laugh; Lois chaperones Chris and Meg's s
Drunk with Power
Peter swaps lives with Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh and is forced to make a ruling on the constitutionality of
Lois C.K.
Lois becomes a stand-up comic, using real life stories about Peter as content; Peter tries his best to straighten his li
The Chicken or the Meg
Meg starts dating a chicken she meets on a reality dating show.
Dog Is My Co-Pilot
After successfully landing a plane, Brian and Quagmire go on a press tour. Meanwhile Chris and Stewie open a boutique pi
Pitch Imperfect
Peter must gain his family's respect back after he makes a humiliating throw. Brian and Stewie become chiropractors.
Hard Times at Adam West High
Chris uses Stewie's time machine to stop himself from having an erection during a book report. Peter becomes jealous whe
The Elle Word
When Quagmire starts dating a mystery woman, Peter, Joe and Cleveland go on a stakeout and discover her to be the librar
A Real Who's Hulu
The Griffins spoof "Only Murders in the Building," "The Dropout," and "The Bear."
China Doll
When Stewie sees a tag on Rupert reading "Made in China," he heads off to China to meet Rupert's family.
One Foot in Front of the Mother
Due to a police complaint about his excessive barking, Brian has to wear a shock collar; looking to join an after-school
The Fat Lotus
In this Griffin-family twist on the popular HBO series, Peter suspects Lois of betraying his trust with Quagmire at a sw
Cool Hand Lois
Lois embarks on a journey of self-discovery.
Martian Meg
Fed up with feeling like she doesn't belong, Meg enlists in a training program for a mission to Mars.
Row v. Wade
Brian wins a boat on "The Price is Right" and decides to sail to Texas to help women seeking legal abortions.
Karenheit 451
Lois becomes the leader of a group of mothers who want to ban books from schools.
Twain's World
In an effort to improve his writing, Brian convinces Stewie to go back in time and bring Mark Twain to the present day,
The Edible Arrangement [450th episode]
Lois and Stewie finally understand each other - thanks to Brian's edibles - and try to understand their complicated rela
Pumpkin Spice Girls
Meg discovers the seasonal delight that is the pumpkin spice latte, but when the limited time offering lapses, she and L
Man-Fest Destiny
Peter and the guys become shipwrecked at Fire Island; Chris and Brian perform a lobotomy on a social-media-crazed Stewie
Bringing Up Brady
Meg pursues an unlikely friendship with an NFL great; Stewie and Brian host a dinner party at a home furnishing store.
Dear Francis
Peter calls out the name "Francis" while making love with Lois, but she believes he meant his deceased father, leading t
Viewer DMs
In this follow up to the "Viewer Mail" episodes, the Griffin family retells The Lord of the Rings, explains how the Grif
Scent of a Woman
Brian discovers his nose can detect diseases and smells that someone in the Griffin house has cancer.
Play Time
In this three-act parody, the Griffins spoof the stage by putting up To Kill a Mockingbird, The Odd Couple and Hamlet.
Phony Montana
After going on a date with a Cuban-American woman named Carmen, Brian inexplicably develops a Cuban accent- which he wor
A Few More Ways to Die in the West
In this Griffin family spoof of the Old West, Peter, known as Quiet Burp, and his gang of outlaws agrees to escort a wea
Tall Stewie
When Stewie puts on a pair of boots that make him slightly taller, his newfound confidence changes the power dynamic in
Lower G.I. Joe
A colonoscopy reveals Peter has a rare collectible toy action figure lodged in his intestine, but the reward for selling
Friend's Best Man
Stewie becomes engaged to Rupert, but Brian is upset when he is not chosen as the best man.
Let the Goodtimes Walk
A powerful sleeping aid medication gives Joe the ability to walk while he is asleep, but Joe grows concerned when it bec
High School History
In this three-act parody of prominent historical eras, the Griffins take a humorous look at The French Revolution, the A
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