Seasons & Episodes
Pilot
Proud and hardworking Joaquin Tiant's recent promotion has finally enabled him to move his family to a bigger house in a
My Two Padres
After David and Sarah accidentally get drunk at a party, David calls Uncle Ernesto instead of Joaquin to pick them up. R
Driving
David finds himself in hot water after he promises to drive Sarah and her friends to a concert before he actually gets h
Work Ethic
When Joaquin gets David a grueling job as a caddy in the hot Arizona sun, David goes behind his father's back and gets a
Popularity
After David complains about not being popular like Maria, Ernesto advises him to join the high school football team and
Spiteful Dating
David is happily surprised after a game of truth or dare at Maria's slumber party lands him a date with one of the schoo
Working Mothers of America
When Elizabeth takes a job as a bank teller to earn extra money needed for Maria's college education, Joaquin predicts t
Strike
Elizabeth and Ernesto take on extra shifts at work after Joaquin's factory workers go on strike leaving him at home with
Christmas
While Elizabeth and Maria scheme to teach Sarah's narrow-minded mom a lesson, David plots revenge when his dad first giv
Ball and Chain
Maria advises David on how to get Sarah to kiss him, but things get really hot after Joaquin catches them in the act. El
A Brand New Car
When David wants to buy a car, he enlists Maria's help to convince Joaquin. He later regrets the decision after Maria te
Counseling
When Maria gets a new school counselor David sees a chance to reveal Maria's "problem with the truth" to their parents b
Family Honor
After David forgets his one-month anniversary with Sarah, Joaquin advises him to cook her dinner to make it up to her. B
Maria's Boyfriend
Maria keeps her new boyfriend Soloman a secret from Joaquin because she fears he will forbid the relationship - and she
Student Council
David's decision to run for president of his class turns Joaquin into a crazy campaign manager. Meanwhile, Ernesto and D
Coffee
When Elizabeth's parents come to visit, she asks the family to be on their best behavior, but the urge to taunt one anot
The Breakup
After David and Sarah break up, David takes Maria's cheerleader friend Paula on a date, much to the dismay of Joaquin, w
Home Sweet Home
Joaquin reluctantly allows Maria to move into her own apartment, but immediately starts acting as if he is an obsessive
My Friend Mom
When Ernesto is hired as a security guard for a Vince Neil concert, he offers Vince some valuable advice to "just let th
The First Time
Ernesto invests in an old Airstream trailer and hires a tough but charming biker babe, Rosa, to be his "maintenance woma
Sibling Rivalry
The tension between David and Maria gets out of hand when David embarrasses his sister during her 18th birthday party by
Eegee's vs. Hardee's
The first season concludes as David decides to hang out with a new group of friends, despite an objection from Sarah. Da
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