Seasons & Episodes
Episode 1
Alf and Else Garnett are back in London. Else is severely arthritic and can barely walk and Alf extols the joys of the w
Episode 2
Having complained about his failing eyesight – and just about everything else – Alf takes Else out in her wheelchair
Episode 3
After scrubbing the hall and disapproving of Else's using the milkman to place bets, Alf feels that an entitlement to ho
Episode 4
Alf tests the patience of the good-natured Johnsons from next door by using their phone to make a very long-winded long
Episode 5
Rita comes to visit and no sooner is she through the door than Alf argues with her about Else. After Alf criticises Marg
Episode 6
Tired of pushing Else around in her chair, Alf looks into an electric scooter but they cost £2,500 and Social Security
Episode 1
Alf returns from the funeral of Else, his long-suffering wife. Having lost her disability allowance of E30 and half the
Episode 2
When Rita and Winston come in at night making a noise, Camille decides to start locking the flats' door at 10:30. But ca
Episode 3
Camille's obsession with locking doors takes on new dimensions when she even locks Alf into his own flat but then he nee
Episode 4
Fed up with everybody having a Sunday roast except him, Alf makes his first trip to market. But he's forgotten he can't
Episode 5
Rita buys Alf a secondhand jacket, and when he notices it's covered in medals, he uses the stolen valor to try to gain a
Episode 6
Alf's old neighbour Min turns up uninvited with her senile sister.
Episode 1
Alf's joy at Rita's pending divorce is short lived when he learns she is to live with the new doctor.
Episode 2
The arrival of Alf's AIDS leaflets spurs him and Arthur into action to aid Mary Whitehouse.
Episode 3
When Alf is given a cordless telephone, it turns out to be more of hindrance than help.
Episode 4
Gwenneth and Min come to visit Alf, and hold a seancé to communicate with some long departed friends.
Episode 5
Alf has a fight at a tea dance and meets up again with his adversary outside his house.
Episode 6
On a boiling hot summer day, Alf goes to Social Security to complain that he should've had more money in last winter's h
Episode 1
Alf has had his hip operation and Winston has moved out, replaced by his straight cousin Pele. However, some things neve
Episode 2
Encouraged by Arthur, Alf continues to pursue Camille, even getting down on one knee to propose though she wants time to
Episode 3
Alf and Camille are now engaged to be married and Alf has already started to enjoy her cooking. They treat Arthur, who t
Episode 4
Alf and Camille are preparing for a trip to Australia to meet her rich brother, in the hope that he'll lend them money t
Episode 5
On the flight to Australia, Arthur, Alf and Camille are nervous passengers though Alf's argument with a steward who forb
Episode 6
Alf, Camille and Arthur have a day sightseeing, starting in a cafe where Alf defends Hitler. After Alf has rowed with a
Episode 7
The Australian journey comes to an end as Alf, Camille and Arthur realise that Ricky is not all that they thought.
Power Cut
As a result of a power cut, Alf and Camille repair to the candlelit pub where Alf sounds off about Margaret Thatcher, de
Suicide
They may be halfway up the aisle but Alf and his bride-to-be are still arguing, especially when she wants to throw out h
X-Rays
Complaining that Alf is a shabby dresser, Camille also wants him to take out life insurance in case he goes first. At th
Window Cleaning
Alf decides to earn some money by window cleaning for Mrs. Carey. Despite failing to get any wages, he gets lots of free
Dogs
Alf tries his hand with man's best friend, much to Fred Johnson's delight, but who's taking who for a walk?
Jury
Initially delighted when summoned for jury service, Alf becomes increasingly paranoid that he is being stalked.
Courtroom
As jury service draws closer, Alf is worried about the possibility of revenge from the criminal fraternity.
Bus
Alf forgets his pass and is unable to get on the bus. The following day, he arranges a day trip for a group of OAP's who
Storm
Camille is forcing Alf to try and save money for their wedding. That includes no smoking and no drinking.
Wedding
As Alf's wedding to Camille approaches, the preparations unfold: gift giving, Alf's stag night, and finally the big even
Alarm
A year after being left at the altar, Alf is still living – and bickering – with Camille, particularly over her leec
Wheelchair
Alf decides to become one of Mrs. Thatcher's entrepreneurs. He enlists Michael's support in a car parking scheme on matc
Lesbian
After holding forth on moral issues, Alf goes to the pub where the big news is that Mr. Johnson's wife has left him for
Bad Leg
Alf is worried about Camille's bad leg, not out of any tender feelings, rather that her leg prevents her cooking and cle
Wardrobe
Camille forces Alf to move her wardrobe, but he discovers a compartment containing a briefcase full of banknotes.
Money
Now wealthy, Alf sees life in a new way. The bank manager is curious as to how Alf acquired his money. Alf enters a priv
Snooker
Alf enjoys his newfound wealth and indulges in some of his hobbies: eating, drinking and looking after himself! In betwe
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