Seasons & Episodes
The Thirty Year Itch
Ted Bullpit has all the charm and sensitivity of a man who has been raised in the forest by bears. In this the first epi
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner
When Thel and Greta go to Melbourne for a wedding, Bruno must move in and cook for Ted.
Willow Talk
When next-door's willow tree grows in and cracks the driveway. Ted's horrible brother Bob the Datsun dealer, solves the
My Son The Fairy
Ted's belief that 'all actors are fairies' is strengthened when he discovers that Craig is cast as the lead of the Med S
Lest We Forget The Rissoles
Ted's plans for an ANZAC Day reunion of the 2nd Field Kitchen go wrong when his old mate, Donger Jackson arrives. a BIG
The Shares Of The Fisherman
When Ted discovers Thel has saved $5000 to buy a Datsun he insists on investing it and to Thel's dismay, buys shares in
Aerial Warfare
Ted's running battle with the kids from the Catholic school develops into full scale war when the Kingswood's aerial is
Cold Finger
In the grand tradition of the Aussie know how that carved the wilderness into this great nation, Ted tries to save money
Sprung Fever
When Ted & Thel return unexpectedly from a weekend away,they find Craig has his girlfriend staying overnight. a BIG tha
The Importance Of Being Jim
All his life Ted has been tormented by his evil, loud and venal brother,Bob. Apart from committing the unpardonable sin
His Bach Is Worse Than His Bite
Ted takes to music like a duck takes to gymnastics, but a man is never too old to learn new mistakes, so there is tensio
Just A Giggolo
When Ted overhears Thel discussing some secret arrangments with a strange man, he jumps to the conclusion that she's hav
Car Wars
When Thel has a prang in the Datsun and is rushed to hospital,Greta and Bruno move in to look after Ted.
Bye Bye Budgie
According to Ted, he laughed at death on a daily basis during the war and nothing can disturb our man of steel, except a
The Big Sleeper
When the house is ransacked during the night,Ted decides to set his famous Kokoda Trap to catch the culprit.
The Royal Visit
Graham Kennedy, The King, is coming to dine at Wombat Crescent and for some reason Thelma is very excited. Ted is not im
Police Release Me
When Craig is mistakenly arrested at a demonstration, Ted's determination to clear the good name of Bullpitt lands him i
Divorce Bullpitt Style
After Uncle Bob & Merle split up again, Thel's plans to re-unite them land Ted in hot water.
There's No Place Like Rome
The bloody woman's at it again. This time she's tarryhootin' around Italy with Bruno's Mum. Then Bruno's Dad comes to st
Boom Boom Bullpitt
Craig brings home a guinea pig his Mum names Terry. The Uni Professor rings & tells them they must be quarantined now be
The Miracle Of Wombat Crescent
Ted's plans to get rich quick get out of hand when the detergent he's selling proves to be stronger than expected.
Guess Who's Burning The Dinner
After Bob and Merle stay for the weekend, Ted and Bob make a big wager - with the Kingswood going to the winner.
The Bard Of Wombat Crescent
Ted's role in the downfall of Adolf Hitler is vividly recreated when he enters a national playwriting competition. a BI
Bury My Heart In Wombat Crescent
After Ted applies for the sales manager's job, a computer error sparks off an all-new, power crazy Ted Bullpitt.
Illegal Eagle
When Ted decides to fight a parking fine, the legal system finds the Bullpitt form of justice unlike any other. a BIG t
Till Yodelling Do Us Part
When Ted throws down a challenge to the Guinness Book of Records,the Bullpitt household is thrown into turmoil. a BIG t
Sale Of The Century
In the face of rising petrol costs,Ted is forced to consider the fate of the Kingswood. a BIG thank you to TS who made
We're No Angels
It's Bruno's birthday & new neighbours are moving in next door. Only problem is they turn up on motorbikes & Ted think
The Roots Of Bullpitt
When Thelma traces the family history, she uncovers the dark secret of the Bullpitt line.
The Love God of Wombat Crescent
When Thel tries to reunite Bob & Merle, her well laid plans create more problems than they solve.
Not Tonight Tweety Pie
Gloom has descended on Wombat Crescent. As usual it's all Thelma's fault. She's gone all girlie, wanting to talk about t
Meet Sister Alibi
When Ted's income tax return is investigated,he finds that only his old enemy, the nun, can save him.
The Hair Of The Cat That Bit You.
The calm of Wombat Crescent is shattered when Thel finds a homeless kitten & Bruno bets Ted that he can't grow a moustac
Uncle Jack Gets His Own Back
When old Uncle Jack dies & leaves a mysterious box to the family, Ted tries to con Bob out of his rightful inheritance.
That Old Back Magic
The Bullpitt household is thrown into chaos by Ted's bad back & the visit of Craig's new girlfriend.
Room To Rent
Thel's determination to give Craig's room to an Asian student lands her in hot water with Ted and the Police.
Lodger Protest
An Illness in the family and a guest in the house add up to chaos for the Bullpitts. a BIG thank you to TS who made thi
An Affair To Remember
When Greta is convinced that Bruno is having an affair, Ted employs cousin Reg to drive the final nail into Bruno's coff
The Wagers Of Fear
When Uncle Bob's commercials launch him to television stardom, Ted enters into a wager that will deflate his horrible br
Plaster of Paris
Thel finally wins a competition that could take her to exotic places but the only loser is Ted.
Strike Me Catholic
Industrial chaos hits the Bullpitt family when Ted decides to defy his union. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synop
Three Into Fur Won't Go
Therre are only two things that truly scare Ted, one is a recurring dream where the Kingswood is used in a crash test, a
Trees Company
When Ted tries to force the local council to remove a tree outside his house, he only succeeds in having the whole famil
Sweet And Sour Charity
When Thelma has to organise the School Charity Concert, Ted refuses to have anything to do with it - but ends up being t
Smoke Out At Wombat Crescent
Ted's plans for the annual family barbecue are shattered when Uncle Bob tries to catch a possum in the roof.
Every Dog Has It's Pay.
When Ted loses the company bully's pay packet, he faces something more painful than death. a BIG thank you to TS who ma
A Lode Of Old Bullpitt
When Ted starts acting mysteriously, the family investigates & finds he's in training to go prospecting.
Briefcase Encounter
After Ted attends a dynamic personality course, he applies for a new, executive position but ends up stuck in a very dif
Partying Is Such Sweet Sorrow
When Merle persuades Thel to leave Ted, Bob moves in and livens up the house with one of his famous parties.
Whodunnit?
Thel's birthday, a wallsafe, a butler and a dishwasher combine to create chaos and mystery in Wombat Crescent.
A Very Green Grocer
When Ted decides to help a government drive against illegal immigrants, his plan backfires in more ways than one. a BIG
A Matter Of Willpower
When Ted's lust for rich Aunty Vi's money gets out of hand, the rest of the family decide to teach him a lesson. a BIG
Divorce Australian Style
Bob's and Merle's marriage is like the clashing of two buzz saws, all noise and whirring teeth, so no-one is surprised w
Hair Of The Blue Dog
Ted never backs away from a fight, especially against a poodle. Poodles are mothballs on legs and should be blown up by
Wombat Madness.
In an effort to influence his boss, Ted applies to join the secret society, The Brotherhood of Wombats. a BIG thank you
It's A Bird ! It's A Plane ! It's A Tile !.
When Ted loses his memory after being struck on the head by a bit of the Space Shuttle, he tries to sue the American Gov
The Ones That Didn't Get Away.
Faced with the fearsome prospect of taking Ted with him on his annual fishing trip, Bruno is relieved when the elements
Licence To Thrill
Ted's life is thrown into turmoil when he discovers his drivers licence is two years out of date and Craig and Wendy mov
With A Little Bitter Luck.
War breaks out in Wombat Crescent when Ted & Bruno compete to be the star of a new beer commercial. a BIG thank you to
Bob & Merle & Ted & Neville
With Thelma away on her European holiday, Ted discovers that a batchelor's life isn't as much fun as he expected, especi
Presenting The Ted And Sparky Show.
The mad actor bloke next door has seriously confused Ted for sometime, and a confused Ted is a dangerous Ted because con
A Dog Called Horse
With the unmatched success of his greyhounds Repco Lad and Gay Akubra, Ted reckons he has the whole breeding thing sorte
Teapot Of Gold.
When gambling fever hits Wombat Crescent, Ted resorts to dirty tricks & chaos once again rules in the Bullpitt household
Sons And Datsuns
When a visitor arrives claiming to be Ted's illegitimate son, it isn't only Ted who gets a surprise.
Man Of The Match.
The annual doctors and nurses cricket match brings Ted Bullpitt out of retirement and back to the crease. a BIG thank
Bagpipe Dreams
The prospect of a huge inheritance from Scotland disrupts the gentle calm of Wombat Crescent as Ted sets about proving h
A Spelling Lesson.
Ted is convinced his days are numbered after he falls under the spell of an exotic visitor. a BIG thank you to TS who m
No Bed of Rosa's.
When Thel's cousin Reg Pooley visits in search of a wife, Ted's attempts at matchmaking cause a hair raising situation.
Medium Rare.
An evening of fun with a ouija board brings a day of disaster for Wombat Crescent as Ted is convinced his contact with t
Ted Bullpitt Meets The Lone Arranger
When Ted and Bob decide to start a small business together, they get more than a loan from the bank - they get involved
Better Dead Than Red
Wombat Crescent is thrown into uproar when Ted drops paint all over his treasured chair and then wins a free funeral.
A Whole New Ball Game
Ted takes over coaching Craig's basketball team and they start winning. When their star player breaks his led, Ted impor
Birth Of A Salesman
Ted is broke and borrows $500 from his brother Bob. In return, Bob expects Ted to do a commercial for his Datsun car bus
Two And Two Is Nun
Ted reads in his pay packet that he has been sacked. Sister Maria offers to give him an aptitude test, which determines
The Night They Raided Bruno's
Ted buys a cheap burglar alarm from Thelma's cousin Reg and then tries to sell it to Bruno. When Bruno refuses, Ted hatc
Caught In The Act
Merle is producing a play that she wrote. She is also acting in it, starring opposite Bob. Ted helps Bob learn his lines
Ted Bullpitt, The Human Eel
When having a clear out, some of the rubbish includes Ted's old magic equipment. He was an escapologist known as Ted Bul
Postman's Knock
Ted is having trouble sleeping so Rosa offers to change bedrooms with him. Then, when Craig hears Ted is taking Rosa out
First Lady Of Fashion
Merle's fashion style is found wanting but Bob tries to placate her by forging a letter from Hazel Hawke asking that she
Snow Way To Treat A Lady
Bob tries to convince Ted and Craig to provide an alibi for him as he goes up to the snow for the weekend with his lates
Red Faced Brigade
Ted goes to the Kingswood Owners Club fancy dress ball as King Felix of Krasnai. However, some revolutionaries think he
Double Trouble
Ted's cousin Nola dies and leaves a request for him to look after her twin sons, Radcliff and Heathcliff.
Old Soldiers Never Die, They Keep Turning Up
Ted and Bob's plans to get rich selling RADAR absorbing paint are threatened when the inventor turns out to be one of Te
Stamp Out Poverty
Bruno buys a seemingly worthless old stamp album from Ted and finds it contains a stamp worth $45,000!
The Mild Bunch
When Ted's television set is stolen, he decides to form a citizen's vigilante group to patrol and protect the neighbourh
Snow White And The Seven Jockeys
After Bob persuades Ted to run a video movie hire business from his house, Ted ends up in strife with the police when th
There's No Business Like Snow Business
Ted's life changes radically when he gets 'fed up' with his job at the putty factory and applies to become a member of t
Sail Of The Century
Fed up with his life,Ted decides to chuck in everything and buy a yacht and sail around the world. The only problem he f
The Butler Dunnit!
In this the final episode ever.. Bob determined to sell his car business, tries to impress a prospective buyer with a po
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