Seasons & Episodes
A Bee or Something
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
Panda Hat
Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!
Flame War
Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
Traffic Jams
Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
Steakosaurus
Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.
OMG
Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
Trouble Date
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
Kitty Amazing
Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
Role Playas
Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaf
Attack of the Pwns
Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion o
Zombies & Shotguns
During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger b
Camp Anarchy
Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dyna
Butt Genie
Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.
Lord Tourette's Syndrome
Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the pot
Fang Angels
Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.
Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.
Y U So Meme?
Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.
Sex Marks the Spot
Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.
We're Cops!
After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.
Bath Rhymes
Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it
Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (j
Real Dudes Bros Night Man
On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might
Terminate-Her
Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wan
Modern Flame War 3
After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfe
Planet Asshole
After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, re
Zeusbag
Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.
Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads B
Brain Switch
The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pai
Pleasure Cruise
Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.
Kung Fu Winners
When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.
Losing Streakers
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffooner
Pussy Magnet
To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
Taco Tuesday
After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a
Ocho Muerte
Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes w
First Day of Cool
Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.
The Red Devil
Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."
Freshman 15
Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Ballad of Lord Tourettes
A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.
The Fart Knight Rises
Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas
Robot Frog
Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.
GTA Pacific Grim
Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be re
Hardcore Chore
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
Snowjob
A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and t
Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song
The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
The Red Planet
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They cras
A Hobbit of Thrones
A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
Das Vidiamond
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where th
Trash God
While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red become
Chick Figures
Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
Happy Birthdump
Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long jour
Figured Out
An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.
